ITT: Jow Forums in 1960

We had just quake.

Feels bad being a 99% white country with a booming economy, excellent social security/welfare and barely any crime. I need to make the future of my children and grand children a horrible place because i am a cunt whore bitch thqt hates life.

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Guys, i will go to Kazahstan to harvest corps
Any tips about that?

"I'm a hundred times tougher on commies than you."

"Yeah well, I'm a thousand times tougher on commies than you."

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boring af

BTW, while you're there, could you sneak a few photos of the missile test range at Tyratatum for us? We'd really appreciate it since certain...events happened and we can't fly U2s over there anymore.

Will i get political asylum for that?

SHE HAD AN ITSY-WITSY TEENY-WEENY YELLOW POLKA-DOT BIKINI
THAT SHE WORE FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY

Yeah we'll make it totally worth your while. You'll get an apartment in Brooklyn and the latest Miles Davis album.

Okay, i will try
Meet me on 14 of december near our ally China republic border

This was a really dead year for music. There was literally nothing good on the charts in '60.

Someday we will come and de-white you, you just wait. :^)

My parents are a bunch of squares and told me I can't watch Leave it to Beaver until I finish my homework. I'm so bummed, then the kids at school picked on me and gave me a wet willy because I didn't see what happened in last night's episode.

Television is ruining this country anyway, it's making people soft and weak. Kids don't want to play outside anymore. How are we gonna beat the commies like this?

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* Deep breath *
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

We just inaugurated our new capital, built in the middle of nowhere in just 5 years. Come visit and see the amazing "modernist" architecture, made by (((Oscar Niemeyer)))

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Any of you cats heard the new album? It's p. good.

Kekkonen.

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That Khrushchev is one hot tempered cat. He needs to chill, have a doob, and quit banging his shoes on the UN podium, y'know what I'm sayin', man.

Fuck Cuba

GODDAMMIT HAS ANYONE SEEN MY NIGGER
THE LAWN ISN'T GOING TO MOW ITSELF

*Has no access to the Internet because of the Iron Curtain*

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We are sorry about Mssr. Powers and his fwy-fwy pwane. Rest assured it will not happen again.

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Feels bad to be poor mang. If only this backwater country had other exports than just wood and fish

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I wonder if there's some oil in our sea...

Were we poorer than Sweden? Yes.
Were we a backwater shithole? No.

> Real Madrid wins the European cup again
I'm tired of these reruns.

>has the best economy and living standards in the world

I just saw a nigger walking on the sidewalk, so I called the police and saw him got beaten up.
I love being american.

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What exactly are those soviets up to

now those damn indo's want papua from us
its all the us's fault for inverviening our police actions

forgot i had this flag, uhmmm
hinga dinga dürga
leiffur errikson discovered america not columbus