/brit/
the zoomers are in this thread
I go to the University of Manchester, I'll get offers from grad schemes you never even met the requirements for simply because of the prestige of my uni
You might think you're the cream of the crop, but I'm part of the elite you aspire to be, but weren't smart enough to join.
Have you heard this new song?
It's fucking lit
>I go to the University of Manchester, I'll get offers from grad schemes you never even met the requirements for simply because of the prestige of my uni
what does brit think about arse in tights?
youtube.com
gonna keep posting this tune until people accept that it's fucking incredible
Freh can lads
Peng new can art
UoM is literally the uni for thickos who think they're smart
Lancaster grad here, gonna be dabbing on your for the entire of your """career"""
Manchester is ranked #34
Love this time of year. Happens every year, the young fresh zoomies bragging about their a-levels and degrees in urban dance and mayan pottery from Bolton University
>i-ill be your boos one day!
It's not 1995 anymore, degrees are worthless
9/10
i LOVE tights OH my days
Love
t. 2:2 from manchester met
Stupid old cunt
imagine being a trashy runt who unironically does chew
what do you assume gets people jobs then
other than nepotism and personal connections
Summer is ending
Tights season soon
Just friends or looking for more?
WOP WE WAD ON THE COUNTA
>implying
They awaken my inner orangutan and send me into a primal fit of destructive arousal that leaves no survivors behind
ay yup lad i got muh degree in northern england history and an NVQ level 3 in IT, gonna set up me business in a grim business park in Leeds, gel me hair and get a Honda Civic and I might make it in this world : )
my boxer cloth is stretching
would love to be a black lad
WHAT is going on here
theguardian.com
any sheff uni man in
the runt of rustlers
literally those two things though. Its a fantasy to suggest people get jobs that matter based on merit.
No we put "no" on the application and then smoke inside anyway
YES LAD
WANT MY WIFE TO FUCK A BLACK DUDE WHILE I WATCH KEK KEK BBC FUCK MY WIFE PLEASE MAKE ME WATCH KEK PLEASE BBC BLACK FUCK MY WIFE
just friends, maybe we could go to some man city games too? just want a pal
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These are the cans I've had from Saturday to Monday. Shit is killing me and I can't quit
wouldn't mind a cute city-supporting GF
Remember that time you made a cup of tea and completely forgot about it...
stone cold... stone cold....
>GF
In awe how accurate this is for 3/4 of my secondary school Facebook friends
Moni is a girl you fucking scumbag
was gonna go there but thought it'd be a bit too stereotypically northern so chose leicester instead but feel a bit silly now bc leicester isn't as good a uni as i thought it was
i enjoy it here though
fuck sake sometimes i look at my gf and think shes peng then other times i see her and think shes got a bit of a man jaw
toilcentre AND toil tomorrow
want to kms
Cool
What are you stats? White?
post stats
want to die. don't know how people do MDMA so often,
half a pill floors me and leaves me suicidal for a week
Correction, he always has man jaw, just sometimes you ignore it because you want sex
this is what moni is
there is nothing wrong with smoking tobacco or chewing tobacco. The industry has been under a sustained attack by cultural marxists and communists who are inventing myths about smoking as a means of social control. Smoking is one of the most individualist expressions of one's agency you can perform, its freedom
>No student debt thanks to the parents
one squatting gf please
Piccy needed
Can't begin to describe how much I despise the Chinese students at uni
how do I shag them
More of a rorke than a Tory but thanks xx
the state of that kip
greek rapist
is moni actually mtf trans or is that a meme
>there is nothing wrong with smoking tobacco or chewing tobacco. The industry has been under a sustained attack by cultural marxists and communists who are inventing myths about smoking as a means of social control. Smoking is one of the most individualist expressions of one's agency you can perform, its freedom
Happens to everyone. You're just used to seeing her all the time
just discovered this new thing, or should i say "ting" called drill
any of you lads heard of it
No idea but she looks pretty peng to me
>try to ignore girl
>she sends me a picture of her feet
>I end up coming back to her like a grovelling cuck
Men are so WEAK
hello 2017 neek
>degrees in urban dance and mayan pottery
Haha good one. But the be fair companies can still say they have x amount of people that are "highly educated to degree level" when they tender for contracts.
>degrees are worthless
When it comes to actual work people with degrees love to over complicate things. You are better spending 3/4 years in your chosen field unless you are looking to skive off by partying and skeeping to get a degree.
sue
>Paying £12 a day to kill your self slowly and smell like shit
So this is the price of freedom...
like the thing you get at woodies?
Freaking out about starting work lads, I liked the comfortable life at uni
>there is nothing wrong with smoking tobacco or chewing tobacco. The industry has been under a sustained attack by cultural marxists and communists who are inventing myths about smoking as a means of social control. Smoking is one of the most individualist expressions of one's agency you can perform, its freedom
...
Shallow-minded VERMIN
I feel like Jow Forums got infested by actual normies
>giving time to an attention whore
Worcestershire is objectively the best county in the UK and I'll fight anybody who disagrees with me
my favourite 'dora pic
Seems like you're bang-on Muhammed
howdy abdul
would fight you but i'd have a blatant disadvantage against your 6 fingered fist
Worcestershire is objectively the best county in the UK and I'll fight anybody who disagrees with me
being ignored on snapchat again
Tobacco releases dopamine and increases cognitive ability. Up until the alzheimers/cancer (if true)
rorkeshire
Hi. How are you normie
fuck me
fucks sake that defense of smoking is absurd, even to me as a Jow Forumstard
hows the uni
reading about Ramism lads
Post the animated one
got ghosted by a bird lads
6 Reese's peanut butter cups down the hatch
Racism doesn't exist and it never has.
FLIM
springfield
got birded by a ghost lads
got ladded by a bird ghosts
Awful, only stupid cunts who want to waste their money getting a useless degree from an ex-poly go there. Better off learning a trade if Worcester Uni is the alternative
Race in itself is a very ambiguous and unscientific concept. Not saying it doesn’t exist, it definitely does but the current form we have it in is not very good. We need to study it further