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The bird

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2D >>> 3DPD

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2D is best

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nice :)
fuck

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>yes very good I would really impregnate Kurumi desu...
nah that is not good... but yeah I bet you would you perv! ;D
>but I just cannot know though...
yes you can stop playing dumb!
>awww very good you too by far senpai! :) b-baka....
oh wow thanks buddy! :) :D

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>nice :)
yes
>fuck
bahahaha

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The bird is veeeery good but you know what is better? ;) I will give you a hint it starts with a letter 'S'

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>nah that is not good... but yeah I bet you would you perv! ;D
good for me I meant heh and yeah muhahahahahaha!
>yes you can stop playing dumb!
hmmm what do you mean???? (MUHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
>oh wow thanks buddy! :) :D
noo need to thank me cause its the truth :)

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>yes
really?
>bahahaha
why are you making horse sounds?
very cuuuute pic
>The bird is veeeery good but you know what is better? ;) I will give you a hint it starts with a letter 'S'
I agree Snake is also very good but I don't think that she is better than Papi I would agree that she is just as good though :D

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*flexes*

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wow why the evil laugh tho? would you just impregnate her and then dump her like some nigger? lol
>hmmm what do you mean???? (MUHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
ugh... you know!
>noo need to thank me cause its the truth :)
:)
yup that is my wife and my child lol
>I agree Snake is also very good but I don't think that she is better than Papi I would agree that she is just as good though :D
hmmmm you would agree on that? hmmmm weird that you changed your mind a bit, but okay lets settle on that :D
I bet she is stronger than you :D

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>really?
really
>why are you making horse sounds?
it's a laugh....

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>wow why the evil laugh tho?
because its fun?
>would you just impregnate her and then dump her like some nigger? lol
what? I never said that, I wouldn't leave Kurumi then I would stay with her desu I told you I love anime girls and when she is so pretty I wouldn't do something as awful as that desu
>ugh... you know!
s-shut up!!!!!!
>:)
heh are you happy?
>yup that is my wife and my child lol
wow that is cute hahahaha :)
>hmmmm you would agree on that? hmmmm weird that you changed your mind a bit, but okay lets settle on that :D
yep I would and no its not that weird heh cause she is very cute :)
>I bet she is stronger than you :D
s-shut up idiot... and yeah probably...

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>really
yes
>it's a laugh....
>he thinks that horse sound = laughing
wtf?

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>wtf?
tch don't make fun of my victory laugh

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why wouldn't I stay with Kurumi desu?
she is so pretty and cute
If I had Kurumi I would stay with her either way with me impregnated her or not desu she is perfect either way
same with all of my other anime girls

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>tch don't make fun of my victory laugh
why not?

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>why not?
it's a good laugh?

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>it's a good laugh?
sounds like a horse though

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no ti doesn't, shut up

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The fact that there was even idea that I would do something like that to Kurumi is pretty annoying when I always said that I love anime girls the last thing that I would do is hurt them desu
I consider them in the highest regard possible

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>no ti doesn't, shut up
but its the truth?

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Oh no psycho died again :(

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no it isn't!
F

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I see
>what? I never said that, I wouldn't leave Kurumi then I would stay with her desu I told you I love anime girls and when she is so pretty I wouldn't do something as awful as that desu
lol relax it was clearly a joke I know that you really like these anime girls
>s-shut up!!!!!!
>heh are you happy?
yes very happy :)
>wow that is cute hahahaha :)
thanks lol
>yep I would and no its not that weird heh cause she is very cute :)
very nice :)
>s-shut up idiot... and yeah probably
hahahahhaha
oh wow you took that wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too seriously
haha noĄ

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>no it isn't!
IS!!!!!
>F
:(
>I see
yep :_
>lol relax it was clearly a joke I know that you really like these anime girls
yes very good :) what would you do though?
>yes very happy :)
also very good I like it when you're happy :D
>thanks lol
yep :)
>very nice :)
exactly :D
>hahahahhaha
w-why are you laughing? b-baka!
>oh wow you took that wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too seriously
sorry I am a bit impulsive as I said yeah sometimes its hard to tell a joke over text heh...
>haha noĄ
hmmm?

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a bit tired... gonna lay down for a bit and if I'm not gonna comeback that means I'm sleeping lol

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awww don't worry senpai sleep if you're tired I don't want you to get in bad health due to the lack of sleep :D

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thanks you are the best!!!!! :)

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>IS!!!!!
NOT!!!!!!
>:(
look, he's back, although he's going to sleep now it seems

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>pic
w-wtf
>thanks you are the best!!!!! :)
n-no t-that is y-you! b-baka! and thank you still :)

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>NOT!!!!!!
it is... hahahahaha
>look, he's back, although he's going to sleep now it seems
maybe he is one of those people that keep falling asleep like its in their genes?

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>it is... hahahahaha
no it isn't, hush
>maybe he is one of those people that keep falling asleep like its in their genes?
never heard of that before desu but it makes sense

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>no it isn't, hush
but what if it is?
>never heard of that before desu but it makes sense
aww you didn't? can you look at this no hypnotising coin on a rope and how its going from left to right for a second?

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>but what if it is?
huuush
>aww you didn't? can you look at this no hypnotising coin on a rope and how its going from left to right for a second?
hmmm what for?

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>huuush
why?
>hmmm what for?
umm no reason at all?
please do it?

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>why?
jsut be quiet please, thank you
>umm no reason at all?
are you sure?
>please do it?
I've read enough doujins to know that coin thing always ends up in lewd things, no thank you

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>jsut be quiet please, thank you
but why? its the truth
>are you sure?
yes...
>I've read enough doujins to know that coin thing always ends up in lewd things, no thank you
n-not at all... its not a trick.........

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>but why? its the truth
huuuuuuuuuuuush
>yes...
really?
>n-not at all... its not a trick.........
not sure if I can trust you desu

evening morning
きのうは アベマtvで デスマーチからはじまるisekaiやってた。7-12話まで
見たよ

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>huuuuuuuuuuuush
why?
>really?
yes...
>not sure if I can trust you desu
you totally can.....

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Morning Japan! Genki?
>きのうは アベマtvで デスマーチからはじまるisekaiやってた。7-12話まで
>見たよ
oh nice did you like it?

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>why?
hush please I'll send you money?
>yes...
really really?
>you totally can.....
how do I make sure I can trust you?

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>hush please I'll send you money?
okay how much?
>really really?
yes......
>how do I make sure I can trust you?
you fall on your back and I will catch you?

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>okay how much?
$50 yes?
>yes......
really now?
>you fall on your back and I will catch you?
ok sure *falls on his back*

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>$50 yes?
wow okay
>really now?
just do...
>ok sure *falls on his back*
*catches you*
there happy?

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hmm wondering where is siscon too

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>wow okay
ok cool, sent ;)
>just do...
hmmm okay
>*catches you*
wow, I really could trust you!
>there happy?
yeah sure where's that coin

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>ok cool, sent ;)
thank you
>hmmm okay
why?
>wow, I really could trust you!
yes.....
>yeah sure where's that coin
right here desu
also are you waiting for any games that aren't from paradox?

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genki dayo
soso interesting. 他の人種、亜人?と仲良く生活する話がメインだから、楽しめたよ。
this is like a road movie 、、
リトアニアにいたスギハラの事をTVで取り上げてて、リトアニアってどんな国?て調べたよ、
but not only me

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>thank you
don't mention it
>why?
why what?
>right here desu
ok *looks at the coin*
>also are you waiting for any games that aren't from paradox?
not really desu

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ate a mars ice cream just not tastes very good desu
> 他の人種、亜人?と仲良く生活する話がメインだから、楽しめたよ。
oh nice desu
>リトアニアにいたスギハラの事をTVで取り上げてて、リトアニアってどんな国?て調べたよ、
oh really? nice what did you learn?

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yes
>why what?
why okay?
>ok *looks at the coin*
*hypnotizes you* nice... gonna sell your organs in the black market...
>not really desu
not even bannerlord?

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WHY??????? :)
>tries to control me
Wtf stop??

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she is cute I would let her in
>WHY??????? :)
cause interested?
>Wtf stop??
no I don't lol

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>why okay?
you convinced me
>*hypnotizes you* nice... gonna sell your organs in the black market...
wtf?!?!?!?!? don't do that!?!?!
>not even bannerlord?
never played any mount and blade desu

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>you convinced me
oh good
>wtf?!?!?!?!? don't do that!?!?!
why not???
>never played any mount and blade desu
>never played any mount and blade desu
wtf?????

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Yes good.....
>people who would not trust yanderes with their lives
Wtf?
Lol, interested :))) nice.....
Hm, okay, good....

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>Yes good.....
yep desu
>Wtf?
yes know
yeessssssssssss
>Hm, okay, good....
yes good

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gonna fap now

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actually a bit later don't feel like it much now

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基本的な事だけだよ
人口、産業
mars ice cream、、choko also good

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Yes, NOW you KNOW :)
>yeessssssssssss
Lol, stop talking like a sssssssnake? :)
Lol, cannot get hard??? Ooooh, poor cuck boy

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>基本的な事だけだよ
>人口、産業
oh okay desu
>mars ice cream、、choko also good
yep! do you eat lots of japanese ice cream? like the ones with weird taste?

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>Yes, NOW you KNOW :)
always knew
whhhhhhhhhhhhhy? :)))))
>Lol, cannot get hard??? Ooooh, poor cuck boy
actually can but don't want to yet

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Did you see this coming though?? *pats pats pats*
Cause.... Dumb....
No, you cannot, NTR boy....
>always spends at least 20 mins getting "hard"
Wew :/
Bit tired, gonna watch vids and sleep

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>why not???
I wanna keep my organs desu
>wtf?????
yeah

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>pic
hot
>Did you see this coming though?? *pats pats pats*
tccccccch no...
why???
why not???
>NTR
you
>Wew :/
what no I don't? like finding a good doujin just?
>Bit tired, gonna watch vids and sleep
wow okay tired boy :)

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weird taste、、、garigari kun ice,,, i have not eat it...
school boy may like it

>I wanna keep my organs desu
what would you need them for?
>yeah
hmmm?
>weird taste、、、garigari kun ice,,, i have not eat it...
>school boy may like it
oh okay desu...
tuna do you like?

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>pic
You after being patted lol
>tccccccch no...
Lol! :)
>why???
Cause
>why not???
Cause not
>>NTR
>you
Proof??
>what no I don't? like finding a good doujin just?
Suuuuuuure *looks away*
>wow okay tired boy :)
!!!!
Why wow? :)
See ya

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>what would you need them for?
to live.......
>hmmm?
yes? need something?

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>You after being patted lol
TCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCH!
>Lol! :)
not funny
>cause
hmmm?
>Cause not
hmmmmmmm????
>Proof??
know yes
>Suuuuuuure *looks away*
yes???
>!!!!
lol?
>Why wow? :)
cause? like saying that?
>see ya
bye :)

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*pats the neko* there there...
>to live.......
why would you need that for?
>yes? need something?
money?

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>*pats the neko* there there...
good
>why would you need that for?
that's a very good question, let me think about it
>money?
I already gave you $50

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>>You after being patted lol
>TCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCH!
>not denying
LOL! :)
>hmmm?
>hmmmmmmmmm????
Duuuuuuumb lol
>yes???
Yeeeeeeah.... Lol
Why do you like saying that??? :)

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>good
based
>that's a very good question, let me think about it
okay
>I already gave you $50
I need more?
>LOL! :)
denied yes
>Duuuuuuumb lol
you are yes
>Yeeeeeeah.... Lol
hmmmm?
>Why do you like saying that??? :)
cause then you start questioning me?

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>based
y-.you too
>I need more?
sorry, ran out of money

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>y-.you too
thanks
>sorry, ran out of money
you only had 50$?

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tuna flavour ice? no,,i have not heard it,
fish tuna,, i like it,,raw one ,,every week i eat..
you like it? salmon is cheaper than tuna?

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>thanks
don't mention it
>you only had 50$?
yes

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>denied yes
You did not though :)
>hmmm?
Nothing, nothing...... (Cuck....)
>cause then you start questioning me?
I did? How did you feel about that?? Descrive your feelings?? :)

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>tuna flavour ice? no,,i have not heard it,
I meant fish :D
>fish tuna,, i like it,,raw one ,,every week i eat..
oh nice I like it too desu
>you like it? salmon is cheaper than tuna?
nope tuna is much cheaper than salmon the salmon that we get here is from norway desu
>don't mention it
I will try
>yes
what will you do without any money left then?

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>You did not though :)
did
>Nothing, nothing...... (Cuck....)
hmmmm? tell me please????
>I did? How did you feel about that?? Descrive your feelings?? :)
like when you ask questions like a dumb tsundere so happy lol

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It's nothing nothing! (Cuck!)
Lol, dumb happy boy, lol :)

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>I will try
onegaishimasu
>what will you do without any money left then?
I'll die

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>pic
:(
>It's nothing nothing! (Cuck!)
hmmm?
>Lol, dumb happy boy, lol :)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand? :)

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>onegaishimasu
really?
>I'll die
oh no...

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>really?
uhh yes
>oh no...
tell my wives I love them.....

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>uhh yes
okay
>tell my wives I love them.....
which ones?

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>which ones?
all of them

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>all of them
for example?

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>pic
Why sad?? :(
>>pic
>:(
Why sad again?? :(
>hmmm?
You are a cuck!
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaand? :)
Nothing, papi wa hapi boy lol
youtube.com/watch?v=J3rWKOxL2L4

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>for example?
mio

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>Why sad?? :(
>Why sad again?? :(
because the girl in your pic is sad :(
>You are a cuck!
no you
>Nothing, papi wa hapi boy lol
lol yes based nice

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>mio
wtf? Mio is mine?

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tuna is much cheaper than salmon,,,,ok ,,i like deep fried salmon....
if farmed tuna go well,,,it become much cheaper ,,i expect

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that's not what we agreed, azusa is yours, mio is mine

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>tuna is much cheaper than salmon,,,,ok ,,i like deep fried salmon....
oh nice me too desu!
>if farmed tuna go well,,,it become much cheaper ,,i expect
oh okay but the tuna catched here is cheaper than the one in farms desu...

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whaaaaat? no we agreed that Mio is mine and Azusa is yours

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