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Don't drive like a mong because you'll be shit the first two months.

Better not be a Kia, Hyundai or paki BMW
BETTER not be a diesel or I swear I'll smack ya

Fuck off dad

Some classic ChuckleVision
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Getting mine next week or two

Bros I hate to admit it but you know the Pick up arist "redpill" culture when they go on about "shit tests"

They're 100% spot on you know

The PUA scene sometimes has legit advice and very good observation but they all carry out the 'methods' unnaturally because they're following like a list. they appear robot-like etc

>just want her back
>sue
>Emma Watson's arse
>edits of Lisicki

I am a NEET

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You're always here

Do you not have a life?

just the cheapest shit I can find on gumtree £600-£800

Missus is having one of her friends over for a catch up this weekend. Gonna buy several bottles of wine for them and try to instigate a threesome. Anybody have any experience?

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enjoy your 2k insurance lad x

I cannot stop thinking about my mates gf
He has bagged literally the most perfect girl in the world
Even worse is that she loves me yet I can't do anything about it

I don't hate women. I'm just irritated that the refuse to let me sleep with them.

nigger

can already see this ending badly

But what kind of car is it though?

Pretty much

Sometimes I wonder if there's a female version of PUA shit that analyzes men

Yeah go right ahead, I'm sure it'll work fine.

I'm a neet who got rich with crypto
I just wasnt meant to be a wage slave. it wasny my fate
I went from being on the dole to being able to do whatever I want

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Full of anxiety

Well, have ya?

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All memes aside lads, what are some hobbies that will help me to meet nice girls? Dread the thought of having to try to meet someone through Tinder/Bumble desu

Haven't been here since this morning, obsessed little freak

this is what happens when the blackpill is on your tongue but you refuse to swallow

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xanax

literally any womans mag

Sport
Volunteering

Gym

Can get it for under a grand
Whatever’s for sale when I buy

SCREECHING at the freak who threw his entire life savings on a rolex that doesn't even keep the time by design

LITERALLY ANYTHING

In a perfect world a guy should just have to smile at a girl and she spreads her legs open to accept his kindness.

not going to read a word of this :)

Runironically wait lifting because of the 'osterone.

et cetruh et cetruh

women don't have hobbies

Lads I'm staying over at a girl's later this week, any advice?

I've had sex with a few girls and stayed with girls before and had a long term gf but this is the first girl that\s legit hot, has a proper swanky apartment city centre and stuff.

Don't wanna fuck it up but already nervous. What if I need to do a shit?

Unironically crossfit

based doug
reckon youre the kind of cooked cunt with a casio yeah

I have a $10 watch that tells me what time it is. It's neat.

genuinely baffles me at the influx of virgin freaks posting here now, even as recently as last year there were nowhere near as many of you as there are now

Gold digging

The 'fundamentals of game' are called fundamentals for a reason. 2012-13 rsd julien actually gave solid free advice. Shit tests, push-pull, self amusment, being non-reactive, voice tone, body language, it's all useful to know about and helped me understand that birds actually think very differently to us

hate kiwis
hate rorkelads
hate leftypol discord
hate lyricyank
hate lyricbong
hate report gimmick
simple as

I am both a virgin and a freak. A virginfreak if you will.

>SCREECHING at the freak who threw his entire life savings on a rolex that doesn't even keep the time by design

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Got a few fake watches, don't give a shit, only wear em to impress sluts who can't tell difference

ive been here 4 years you can sod off

What's wrong with being a virgin?

Probably is but I bet its inaccurate lol

But yeah, the biggest downfall of the PUA shit from as far as I can tell is that they judge single 'scenarios' too harshly
So they'll call someone a beta for acting 'desperate' or appearing as X in one scenario/situation with bird, but they'll fail to understand that it's just one scenario

So youll see them post countless examples of 'men behaving beta' lol, but for all they know thats just his only mistake hes ever made. Thus it creates a hyper-judgemental environment and leads to all of them being more self conscious than they need to be because they think if they fuck it up once, they'll be 'beta' or maybe end up in some beta compliaton or w.e.

Reality is you can appear desperate or clingy or beta in one social situation depending on many factors, but can be life of the room in the next...

have never worn a watch

My mates gf thinks im great even though she's at the peak of normies and I'm a virgin freak. Same with my mate desu but he's more of an abnormie that fits in anywhere.

Needing to know the time is a slave's endeavour

so apparently saying "negroid" is considered offensive now
had to have a talk with university conduct after I referred to a classmate by saying "I don't know your name but you in the white shirt, the negroid" and the professor reported me

I never really needed a redpill and grew up with sisters but it was enlightening (inb4) to read methods that I had already found naturally worked and then have them confirmed on there t b h. It was like "woah I'm not the only one who does that" sort of shit

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hate roastoid femoids

>vote for brexit
>stop the beautiful slavic women coming to the country
>keep the ugly as sin niggers and pakis flooding in

Brilliant, utterly fantastic. The boomers are the absolute worst beings on this earth.

ahh you're a female aye?

Attractiveness is relative. Women are naturally hypergamous. Humans are naturally polygamous. We have twice as many female as male ancestors. These are uncontroversial truths. If all incels improved themselves and escaped inceldom what would happen? A new group of men would become the bottom tier and they would be the new incels.

got called racist in greggs, not my fault he was a nigger is it

My mate managed to score a threesome when he was 19 and he made the rookie mistake of just using it as permission to shag his gfs friend while paying little to no attention to his gf. He even came inside the other girl, which is an absolute no no

>That one weird 'mate' who acts weirdly around your gf who she feels sorry for so she's nice to him but he thinks that means she secretly wants to be with him

Awful

Absolutely killing it in Uni challenge lads and i never even finished secondary

Apologise for being technically correct

Imagine what Emma’s farts smell like.

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Should have just called him Colored, would have been more antiquated

literally got called a racist at uni after I called a lad a negroid

You've surely had some great moments but this isn't the only consciousness. It's just one iteration.

Stupid cunt
I am handsome. She admitted she had a thing for me. I constantly make her laugh and she always compliments me.
She wants me

Wild roasties

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Have a HQ one on me lad

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told a nigger that I want to suck him and he reported me to the tesco cashier

Corned beef

sue

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my mates gfs don't acknowledge me as a man
they just share their weird female gossip with me since they think I'm gay or something

Got called negroid at uni.

I am a Zoomer, ama

You're timeless.
As in you'll never work a full-time job.
You're unemployable.

Yeah but you know, and I know, that will never happen. The point is that YOU are supposed to not be the one who loses. Didn't your dad teach you anything?

There will always be bums. There will always be junkies. The point is: Dont let it happen to you! Don't be the one who loses.

based lad

You ever shagged a girl fitter than Pogba's???

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served a nigger at tesco self serve

would absolutely batter all these virgin freaks on uni challenge and ive never even had sex

sicily

Should 'av told security guard really in this situation.

remember crystanbul

Know an old chinese couple who casually use the word negro in regular conversation

And that's a good thing!

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it's been a long time for all of us here

i mean i haven't had my oats in something like 3 weeks