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fucking a girl missionary edition

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*kisses you on the lips*

Don't go to the 70's-80's-90's places then you absolute dribbler

sophie

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sue

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pull up
skrr
crash
i trap

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*knocks you out with a rocketing right hook to the head*
that'll teach you

white english men bunch of wasteman

downloaded a vpn and now i cant post on Jow Forums

yes, yes i agree. fantastic post.

Yeh hold on while I check these notifications from YouTube

really worried about going to college i'm doing a course chock full of deanos

suck ya mum mate

>why should we hire you, user?
What's your answer?

why does danekike want niggers in his country so badly?

>8 beers = hangover
>5-6 beers = no hangover
really makes you think

Haha poormong

EVERY nightclub is a 70s-80s-90s club

aren't your kind the bin men?

my tummy can't fit more than 3 beers :)

GET THAT FUCKING SPACKER PASS OFF NOWWWWWW

>Tfw narcissistic emotionally distant manipulator
Birds love me, they can't even help it

ever been to a gay club my straight friends?

>so why should we hire you, user?
What's your answer???

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The fuck? You get hungover on 8 beers?

Dragonlord rundown for those interested...
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>white english

Mistake numero uno

Feel like shit just want her back

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Seen about 6 lads driving around on mopeds and dirtbikes in a big group today. Seen them a few times. Wonder what they're plotting.

ooops...
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im not english tho

like man voted brexit lol

aye had my arse slapped in one plenty

didn't say anything like cause i was in a gay club

mandem roll out skrrrt

he unironically cant answer this

willy poo bum

ca'n't wait to find out who is america tonight

why the fuck would anyone even drink beer? how about drinking something that actually tastes good?

>german democratic republic
>is a non democratic communist one party state
hmm

Circus in town?

Seen few old people on disability scooters too myself, reckon they're planning the big one

pull up
skrr
crash
gimme dat phone
and your cash

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This is my favorite song ever

Maybe the best rock ballad ever imho

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shut up idiot

yeah? how much do you drink a week?

Am all of these.

If You See Something, Say Something®

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A dictatorship of the proletariat is always democratic by definition.

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cretin

you an allllll

brace up yutes brexit not happenin

>flips to communism
>still hate jews
based and redpilled

Virgin freak with greasy haired disgusting 'metal' freak taste in music. Music for people who eat their own scabs.
You may as well listen to video game music, you plebeian.

Yeah shurup

why is Jow Forums fucked up

Great post.

made a fool of myself in the group chat ahgahehahehshwh losing all my friends lmao

yes, a few times. i'm often worried that people can tell i'm an impostor though

I only drink on Fridays but last Friday I drank 13 beers and didn’t have a hangover.

sue

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LOOKIN GOOD TONIGHT LADIES

Yeah but I feel like it's more likely that theyre just robbing people

>become communist
>automatically become one of the poorest nations in europe and your citizens try to flee to the rich capitalist part

REALLY makes you think

yeah well i usually have 4 or 5 beers every night so when i go above it things go out of wack

do you not throw up or anything drinking that much and not get a hangover or what

He can't answer why he wants anything when asked directly. Yesterday he said he loved postmodern architecture; I asked him why twice but he ignored me

Southsides where I trap
You wanna pack ring the lycaa

Fun fact: the DDR never officially acknowledged the Holocaust

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never happened, literally kikepitalist propaganda

kmt are you dizzy blud
watch if man catch you slipping in the ends it's peak

right so it's freshers and i'm innadance surrounded by slags and one of the slags has caught my attention what do

Pull up
Skiddddurrrrrrrr
Bang you wont see me

loool why are you talking like a grime man
don't you know grime's dead you fucking boomer looool fucking neek

you neeks best not come near archway man will leng you down in a flash kmt

Find out wat club she's off too

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child

have a friend who says stuff like that. he also:
>starts sentences with "I mean"
>says "and whatnot" at the end of sentences

Free diz
got caught with the six and a spin
We've still got two in the dots
Its mad when beef pops off

any thinking man in?

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>do you not throw up or anything drinking that much and not get a hangover or what
No. I don’t throw up and I feel just fine.

smelly judeo bolshekike

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better hope u dont see me on road my leng mad

I'm not no talker, I flick out the ting like Luke Skywalker

what if we're in the club like on the dance floor

how old are ya user

/brit/ is a TERF general

my wife has left me

who /wastedtheirlife/ here

wooosh

Kali Yuga lads

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30.

In Canada if you say "I'm going to go smoke a fag" you'll have the cops called on you because they'll think you're going to murder a homosexual. Language is funny.

What right now?

you lads reckon drill will have the same cultural impact on britain as grime

fan fiction by a virgin freak

>/leftypol/ and rorkes now both call eachother Jews
A fascinating development in the dialectic

uhm, word of advice lads
never get involved with a married woman

man will drill his dick in your mum lmaooo kmt