European languages

Alright faggots, we need a language thread on Jow Forums

Best European languages

1. German
2. Spanish
3. Russian
4. Italian
5. French

Worst European languages

1. Danish
2. Dutch
3. Swedish
4. Portuguese
5. English

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don't call me a faggot

I’d flip Danish and Dutch desu fampai

Don't call me a faggot, mister

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Worst language:
Dutch

Best language:
Danish

I'd replace Dutch with American

What honestly makes English so bad? It's weird as fuck, I'll give you that. But you can totally fucking butcher the language and almost every English speaker will still understand you. A very very simple understanding will get you a long way.

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Truly based and redpilled
Though knowledge of English is useful

>But you can totally fucking butcher the language
ever heard of grammatical cases?

The best is french and icelandic and BY FAR the worst is danish and maybe german

he's saying english has very simple grammar so if someone who doesn't speak it well tries to speak it most native speakers will still be able to understand what the person is saying
>noun cases
spanish doesn't even have noun cases, nor does (modern) dutch. But that doesn't really pertain to what he was saying.

Why does everyone hate Danish?

Dont really like Russian, and although German would probably be in my top 5 too, theres no way they can actuamly claim the top spot.

I'm sorry but how is Portuguese worse than Spanish in anyway? There's barely any remarkable difference between the two.

You guys talk like drunk russians choking on a dick.
We still like you but your shit accent is horrible.

>Danish
>Dutch
Arr sound same

Your repeated "ch" and "u" sounds arent pleasing to ears

I think some languages depend a lot if men or women are speaking it.

I think Russian and Norwegian sound fantastic when pronounced by men but terrible when women speak it.

With the romance Languages it's the opposite.

On average, and if you also factor in things like spelling, musical potential (important for me), and how cool the words are built, here are my top:
German
Russian
Estonian
Icelandic
Norwegian
Irish

Worst:
Portuguese
Catalan
Polish
English unironically

Danish is horrible but I find it funny because of how it looks like poeple are breaking their mouths and all aoinds the same so that compensates. As an autismo child I like imagined that danish people actually had a real hidden language that they actually use to get things done but don't show the world, and just make weird sounds when around foreigners so people leave them alone.

Well I apologise if our complex phonology and is too much for you to handle.

>Norwegian musical potential and not swedish
Aight man, where did you get those shrooms that makes Norwegian barrable?

Ok svenskbro, Swedish is cool too. I just think there's sometimes too many 'a'-sounds which are pronounced in a way I don't like... Too close to the med languages in a way.

Written looks cooler than Norwegian though, but as you might guess I rarely read Swedish...

Not what I'm trying to say. Norwegian women are literally unbareable when it comes to speech.

Disagree. English is best european tongue reason is it's very easy.

I totally agree, and already did in my first post... Are you the one tripping, my friend?

Aw yeah... I'm bad at reading I guess.

>this is what Portucucks ACTUALLY BELIEVE

Spanish < Portuguese
Spanish sounds like the trashy lower class version of Portuguese

>Best language: Danish

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