/brit/

*smashes gym*

Toil tomorrow
Might have YET ANOTHER haggis roll for breakfast

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Any Durham nigga in?
What's the best college?

>addiction

youtube.com/watch?v=7XtsXzkp3vw

I would lick and taste Emma Watson’s feces.

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picture of me timothy bryne taken by me timothy bryne from my rented flat

The quintessential yank dinner

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he's an autistic brainlet

Wrong
youtube.com/results?search_query=kyushu jitsu

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Van Holden

What's the consensus on Budweiser?

buttys for the lads

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t. skelly virgin freak
stay mad. you have no excuse

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>her face when she sees your penis

two guys wee hitting on me earlier today, talking about how they wanted to play vidya and listen to Black Sabbath with me

Mate, it's not like you abused steroids or anything.

Also nice manlet frame.

underrated

gherkins on a hotdog

lmao no they weren't Poley

reckon he uses /brit/

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>waaahhhh ur took steroid waahh im stil a fat loser
I'm 6ft 4 you loser virgin freak

getting my weekly dose of are brian

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pisswater. might as well drink natty ice

You can't speak for other posters, you don't know what they're thinking

youtube.com/watch?v=90mzH1kvznQ

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they're called pickle ricks

browsing chelsea's twitter
she posted a picture of a student paypigging with his student loan. Guarantee that's someone who posts here

6 ft 4 with a frame of someone that's 5 ft 1 looool

where are your traps lad? did the steroids not affect em or something?

unitoil beckons

That podcast was shite, sorry.

Yes they were and it's cemented in the archives

got a pic with him last year. hes got the highest arched pallete ive ever seen.

insane levels of delusion

the STATE of manlet BRITS

education is a trap
come on down to coober pedy mate
i'll set you up for life

Did you take steroids or how long and hard did that take to do natty?

Current toil's pretty much the same as the last one but pays a bit more. But the last one had me regularly lifting heavy shite and I got a nice workout from it.

best podcast on the internet

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why are most jockeys irish or italian

why is everyone posting nigger podcasts

taig

sorry, too intelligent to work with my hands

>insane levels of delusion
subhuman zealander paws typed this

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DAS IT MANE

i can tell by the sheer size of your chin on first pic you've got an incredibly ugly face

Have smashed the gym, lads at work called me a beast and sometimes literally squeeze my traps and shoulders. My face is beyond saving though.

yeh shit like everything to do with the fight

im pissed on gear atm

why do brits type like yanks outside of Jow Forums

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real fight is wilder fury cannot fucking wait

They’re all spics.

KAT

they've got yankification on the brain

looks like mine only be has shorter fingers

literally me

You have been disinvited from my Thailand Sexcation Trip 2018 whatsapp group

wheres your pic fatso? oh right, its not here because you're obese

i could fuck your bird if you had one

lifting 2.5 years total
blast and cruise test and tren

no i dont lol but keep coping if it makes you feel better ugly

give us an example

proofs?

Whip it like a Nascar, I can see the time pass
Feel like I'm in high school, fucking me in gym class
Shawty, I remember that
I know you remember that
You was fucking with me way before I even wrote raps

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post face

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obviously was referring to jockeys in the UK not yankland

because it sets the yank runtoids off
the real question is why do brits post outside of /brit/, the most influential general on this website

go through periods of being intensely lonely even though I do have a group of mates
I suppose I've never felt like I fit in

business idea: a chrome plugin that automatically opts you in to a standard set of benign widely used tracking cookies on every website you visit so you don't have to manually opt in every time you visit a new website

I want to sniff Emma Watson’s farts.

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im 6ft 4 and fucked around. you could probably achieve it quicker if you are shorter and dont mess

>blast and cruise test and tren
What's that like? How hard is it to get and have you noticed any side effects?

are you irish?

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what are you going to do when you turn 30 and you turn all flabby and disgusting lad? what then? suicide?

I like this general and you guys but don't be delusional

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haven't seen beto in a while

>literally in court on noncery charges
>hasn't been murdered by a gang member yet
so much for "mob justice"

I'm 5'7 and built like a loaf of bread

Wish I could become like one of those art intellectual lads but I’m surrounded by underclass scumbags, foreigners and I can’t surrender my ego

That's not how it works.

Such issues are again making headlines following last week’s remarks by the astronaut Tim Peake, who said he thought the universe could be the result of divine creation. “I’m not religious [but] it doesn’t necessarily mean that I don’t seriously consider that the universe could have been created from intelligent design,” he said.

doing a think

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Me personally? I don't condone the holocaust.

no all can be countered
if anything people told me i would lose libido and shit but mine increased massively to the point i felt bursting at the seems like a virgin freak rapist. like doing no fap for 5 years or something id fuck anything

The Holocaust is just a widely-accepted conspiracy theory

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paid £250 for ringside tickets for me and the gf to the ksi logan paul fight

oh wow oh he tied his tie in a knot omg wow what a rebel

never understood why people take issue with intelligent design

*stares pensively at you*

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I'm 6 foot and built like a swiss roll