ahhh,, first sip of the day edition
/brit/
niggers
the ideal gf
fucking hell proper creasing at this post
>angry manlets/fatoids
fuck off
>try to show off how good my steroid abused body looks
>get my chin and height made fun of
:(
sue
How did you post twice so quickly?
Worthless dreck the lot of you
Reckon I've got a good chin
surprisingly good OP from a yank
good job
christ almighty
Love me a pikey
Come hither my dear;)
>Virgins coping
That's why you're a loser. Instead of improving yourself you try to drag others down to your level
>bad pic completely changes the shape of your jawline
You've been rumbled lad
doing a read
brain pills?
fact of the matter is: i'm the best looking lad itt
you virgins can say whatever you want, doesnt change the fact whenever i go out birds want to suck my dick lol
meanwhile many of you are fat ugly virgins who refuse to self improve
christ
you'd have to put a bag over her head wouldn't you
OH EMM GEE
WHO CAAAARES?
Mentally ill aggro hours who tf up
It's roid rage, I've seen it before.
Can't stand that Hodgson cunt
RARE
A
R
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>implying it doesn't
Reading his other book
I don't think steroids is a cheat code mate, I'm just really confused why you wouldn't want to achieve it naturally as well as fuck up your health later in life and risk a massive heart attack in your 40's. It's just childish thinking and greed tb h. Not to mention expensive.
I've been to gyms before mate, I didn't know I was doing, and btw you can have a strong jaw but yours is just overly massive and looks stupid. You really do look like Thanos from the avengers.
Why are you so fixated on virgins and calling me fat anyhow? I'm none of those things and have been blessed with a pretty boy face and great charisma, lemme guess did you lose your virginity later than the average? Is that why you feel so good about yourself, because its all you've achieved of note? Can you even drive a car? I'm only 19 but I'm probably doing better than you and seeing you so upset over it is hilarious
Dave we're proud of you
finished my house lads
ur not a villian roy ur just shit
New friend.
Feel a bit conflicted but would still probably go fer it
amazing how confident people are on subjects they know nothing about
good lad
mum does my fucking nut in
too many questions
the importance most women place on a man's jawline is vastly overrated
You werent taking side view pics lad or moving your jaw in or out just give it up la
Do you lot even lift
What sort of questions lad
look at the sate of this post. genuinely embarrassing mate
you're so worked up because someone looks better than you ever will in your life lol its mental
cheers lad, if anything i just want others to self improve too. and to stop being virgin freaks
Have you not seen a shingle episode of Grand Designs? It's all about cantilevers now mate.
seething
not your friend, guy
Where !?
good effort lad
liftin yo momma off my dick right now
Did at my previous toil.
mum is worried that I joined the alt right. she went and blocked reddit on my pc
>his other book
windows to the roof you fucked up
not you and all
fucking leave me be
pic's not you though sad larper freak lmao
damn did she put norton on there too?
Imagine having a toilet there instead of a bedroom haha
I might. Watchit to yah?
R is for the Regiments who fight the winning fight
H is for the Home-fires that the folks are keeping bright
O is for the Other Ranks and officers as well
D is for the Die-hards who will even fight in hell
E is for the Enemy, that just won't ever win
S is for the Spirit of our men that won't grow dim
I is for the Independence that we have to share
A is for the Arms that we will always have to bear
And the first word in Rhodesian is Rhodes
That's the name that everybody knows
It may be as Rhodesian as flag of white and green
But the last word in Rhodesian is Ian
>tfw no greenland shark gf
just warning you lads
I've bought one of these and whenever I do something I'm cool enough to make it become a trend
Soon everyone our age will have one and you're going to be left behind.
Get buying.
Where is this anger and low self esteem coming from lad? Why do you feel the need to post pictures of yourself day to day looking for someone to massage your e-penis? Are the women who sleep with you not enough? Or are you slightly on the gay side?
mcafee
cringe
just remembered that time my former oneitis asked me out and one time after a date I kissed my phone after reading her text checking I got home safe
What a bloody bender I am lmao
I curl and eat tayto crips thats the height of it
One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich
dunno what Gulag Archipelagos like but this ones comfy af
me on the right
no idea how this squid got down there
r u series rotflmfao
haha
>"oh, you browse Jow Forums?"
*peers down at you from my canti*
ok bro sure thing
>waah ur low self esteem
Oh yeah? where is your pic then? lol still dont see it anywhere hmmm who is really angry mate
For what purpose
It's a good read that
Nice and short too
damn dude, thats even worse
ermm but its personality that counts honey, girls don't care about looks, men are the shallow gender
He wrote more books than just two lad.
>tfw I found out I'm a zoomer
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
maaaaaaaaaaate
*waves at you from the street*
Sicily
I wonder if she felt that in her chakras.
>-693, 70, 784
doxxed
Why don't you just timestamp to shut them up lad?
>I don't rate Mane
she twisted my melon for sure
nice one lad
get bigger imo
stop projecting sweetie
Is /brit/ the most tragic general on the whole of Jow Forums?
they're the two big ones innit
*throws like 40 eggs at your windows with my mates while laughing like little school girls*
lmao