/brit/

in my friend group there's a leftie girl and a guy who constantly posts racist jokes and everyone lets him off and she's ok with it . its odd

icelad has lost it
he's gone insane

Lmao wyteboi MAD

Try not to shoot up a school in your impotent rage xxxxx

Absolutely vile. Wouldn't mind giving her a face makeover with the claw end of a hammer haha

I wish. Modern Life Is Rubbish

I cannot remember calling him that though, I went back to my room, and blacked out, but then I went out again adn like I can only remember wandering around town with bloody knuckles and a limp. My flatmates said I got into a scrap with two older fellas but I wasn't hurting in the morning or anything

Never had a job
Never had one

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sue

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the peak

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the acme

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70,000 is not a lot to the Saudis.

anyone fancy a game of monopoly?

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Life is like a big playground if you're rich

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9 thorntons mini caramel shortcakes straight down the gullet

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Shout me the name of this bird

You try living in a frozen irrelevant shithole where the sun doesn't shine for months...and then going to Greenland of all places!

>70k euros

Even my beloved TayTay isn't worth that much
Who does this cunt think she is?

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christ bet shes munched off more lads than she has choccy bars

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got asked out three times last semester
going to wear a fake wedding ring this semester and see what happens

haha icelad
you make me slap myself on the knee
haha
*slaps*

You arent a real irishman if you arent watching the whore of tralee RIGHT NOW

Does the UK have a version of the "Country Boy"?
youtu.be/3cQNkIrg-Tk

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hooooOOOOLYYYY PEEEEENGGGGG

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of 6/10's

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Give me one reason why life is worth living for you

I blacked out and ran away from my mates a couple months ago and I got jailed. Woke up in the cell with a shit load of bumps on my head and only a couple weeks later was I talking to a lad who seen me and he told me I got jumped and said a lot of obscene things to a lot of people including the cops.

Blackouts are never any fun 2bh

reckon tay sucks cocks for £5

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post the one where she agrees to let his 13 year old brother have sloppy seconds

Keep them coming lad. You're doing the Lord's work

this 2bh

Who's the trap mate

I never believed the english are a germanic people meme until i went to germany and blended in with the locals. i felt like a suicide bomber

thats a big dog

Adventure
Suffering is not a bad thing, it allows you to learn

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underage?

Based

have a psychiatric appointment tomorrow
dunno what to do
might be better off killing myself aha

telling them anything wont solve anything

tell us more blackout stories, what did you say? im embarrassed at calling him a curry nigger t b h

Greenland, Greenland of all places hate it hate it

booking a coach ticket lads
dunedin to christchurch
hate bussin

that's what I deserve

she does it for free what u on about

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Know the one you mean but don't have it and cba finding it
tagthesponsor.com
Thousands of them

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what are you going to do there?

Whenever groups of people who don't know each other get together for the first time they like to test the waters so begin by being as crude/racist/edgy as possible to find out what the limits of acceptability are.
Watch Big Brother and the first thing they do is start talking shit about all these sex acts they have done because they aren't allowed to be racist or they'll get kicked out.
When I first started college first thing we did as a group was tell each other offensive jokes which were mostly racist.

>telling them anything wont solve anything
It will lad. Trust the process

slant eyed gook dog eating chink cunt beta gook fucker hapa subhuman

GOOD edition. Truly the boxxy of /brit/

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going to the fire hall lads
ta x

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Two words.
Indian Takeaways.

Going through EVERYTHING on the menu.
I've had the following
>Balti
>Bhuna
>Tikka Masala
>Dopiaza
>Ceylon
>Madras
>Garlic Masala
>Korma
>Rogan Josh
>Pasanda
>Jalfrezi

Only things I have left to clear are the meme curries that are unique to my local takeaway and the Vindaloo (I will never touch the Thall).

Vindaloo should be on Saturday.
Wish me luck!

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hot
girls like this get b r o k e n

Mate was playing Kendrick Lamar on my acid trip

fucking hell that is some good music

ssri's straight down the gullet

saw him live
was shit

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Get to see him live at Leeds

i'm more attracted to 30 year old fat moms than i am fit teenagers
i'm fucked in the head

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this is bait
dont reply to this bait

hello nigger

The dream of settling down with a cute Yank gf in rural North-West America and having two sons and two daughters named Conrad, William, Emily and Elizabeth

It won’t ever happen but the fantasy of it gets me through toil

the devils pills

Might unironically move to Greenland. My money is worth twice as much and I can carry a gun to the shoppes

He turned into a meme after he sold out to all the fame he got

why are there so many underage LOOOL I DO DRUGS TEHEE mongs on brit

happened to my brother apparently
only found out recently

would quite like summer to dress up in latex and some sexy high heel boots and tie me up and whip me and force me to lick her boots and much more!

i found the video anyway
youtu.be/7vzJ0yKwI1M

>Oh yeah I'll try punching it
Disappointed this wasn't a video where he lost his hand.

loool I do drugs, teehee

What did

niggaz really be out here catfishin'

I don't even like him or listen to that type of stuff but fucking hell
really quality

>tfw circumcised

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Wow they even put their names and everything. This is incel porn

conrad the cumrag hahahaha

youtube.com/watch?v=brPzGMDfMgk
quite catchy

Are summer

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circumcision should be mandatory its healthier and look nice

Crocodiles are inherently peaceful creatures
When they see humans they typically run away