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/dirtysouth/

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Say something sexy to me in Spanish bby :*

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I take small doses to keep my social anxiety under control

I don't take large retarded doses like these idiots

sue

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tucan sam

slavs are not white

Sermersooq mentioned

*fails to go anywhere but the main roads*

literally wouldn't fit down most of the streets
Does this fit into a normal parking space in a lot?

Americans doing it was fake, it was Brits and Canadians

el flat mundo soy real

true, it's a very temporary solution
benzos are a huge pain in the ass to kick, and like that junkie said in the last thread, if you get too hooked on them, you could have a seizure if you stop abruptly

somehow not so bad when its done by a cheeky chink lad

'magine sicily's mommy before her rhinoplasty if he has thisthey probably took it off with an ixepick

What happened to Alicante lad?

I'm 19 and it's only getting worse despite me putting myself in social situations

I have to take benzos in places like interviews etc

alri pingu hows the igloo haha

i don't wanna be bass

probably not over there

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Wrong un

My mom never had a nose job
Hers is actually bigger than mine
Stop spreading false and malicious rumors

NO NO NO
SUCK UR MUM

la concha de tu madre

fatal paella explosion

how'd you know I'm a junky

Fucking hell you are such a weenie

hate niggers in somerset we do

Penguins live in the Southern hemisphere

Don't really know what to tell you lad

Look like a spaz in that
Would rather drive a rav4 with all options, unironically

Looks too much - too overstated

>being this dependent on substances just to be able to live your life normally
Boy am I glad I never listened to my psychologist when he said I needed meds

Been living in England for 8 months now, one thing i've noticed is that you're nowhere near as funny as you seem to think you are/claim to be. It's quite awkward and borderline pathetic from the outside looking in. Pretty sure you all feel like you're unique masters of sarcastic humour etc simply because you don't have the ability or intelligence to understand humour in languages that aren't simpleton british. Don't take this as a jab by the way it's just my observations as a german settler so far.

because you're addicted enough that you'll get a seizure if you don't take them you fucking junky

my crippling anxiety is a permanent feature of my brain
I have had it since birth, it has ruined my life and I cannot 'grow out of it'

yeah yeah anyway suck your mum

mental that penguins and polar bears have never met
really makes you think

then why is bristol full of em

Love slavs me

>doesn't deny living in an Igloo

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*powers up my kraut proxy*

Been told I'm rather funny and extremely charismatic by an Italian so I'm just going to ignore you

How have you had no job? Anxiety and depression isn't an excuse

I mean how? How do you get paid? I'm sure you had to sign on at some point. What do they say?

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literally, wholly, genuinely and unironically whiter than 1/2 the native UK population of swarthy, dark-haired, shit-eyed celts

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>Germans criticizing others sense of humor

I live with my parents

why are germans so petty and malcontent
do their mothers genuinely not love them?

was zum teufel machst du hier ueberhaupt? du hast hier nichts verloren du SCHWUCHTEL! HAU ABBBB REEEEEEE

How do you know everyone else on earth isn't the same or maybe has it even worse than you? Seriously

You really look very close to east slavs.

There is nothing wrong with living in an igloo. It insulates perfectly well and they are quite comfy

>shit-eyed celts

take that BACK...

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have gad since 11
trying cbt and prescriptions

No they aren't. Slavs are not white.

FUCK OFF WE ARE FUNNY

Nobody actually cares about whiteness this much in real life. Please talk about something else besides race, it’s such a boring and tired topic that leads to nowhere

Your parents failed you

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women live life on easymode

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Maybe Br*thonic Celts, but Gaelic Celts are very very blue-eyed. If it wasn't for *ngloid admixture we'd probably all be blue-eyed, a distinctively darker blue than Scandinavians and Balts, the other dominantly blue-eyed subraces.

LDN REPREZENT
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wtf is cigarette juice

you look like a turk

>This message was brought to you by the resident International Playboy of /brit/
he's honestly so pathetic

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I cannot sit in a busy train without having an anxiety attack piss off that's not normal

Germans are just English people but with even less humanity and empathy

Also why would a German move to England with all the Brexit nonsense going on? I swear your media keeps saying Britain is finished and we’ll all die?

llol wtf is that eggman

whut

The rate of suicide in Greenland is very high. According to a 2010 census, Greenland holds the highest suicide rate in the world.[120][121] Other significant social issues faced by Greenland are high rates of unemployment, alcoholism, and HIV/AIDS.[122]

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how... HOW?

Based eggwoman

The the rainwater that collects in ashtrays

the gayest man in germany

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wew i remember being 13
embarrassing times

very embarrassing. i was a chav kid

are you that twink who posted his face with the whiskers

cracking post to be honest

Already knew this from /sp/'s using that trip whose name I forgot on PoF as a "woman"

Yes indeed that's not normal. Wasn't saying you're lying or anything, genuinely curious.

you know that scene in the sopranos s02e04 where janice is lecturing carmella about putting up with the kind of man tony is and then goes on to admit to sleeping with richie, so carmella is like "oh you really had me going for a minute there" well apply that to when you said "german"

just got retroactively nonced

it's from tim and eric

your eyebrows are growing up your fucking fod

Tensnake with make up on lol

wey aye

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reminder eggman has had more sex than you

That's because of Danish oppression

Going to play Halo Wars for thirty minutes then go to bed.

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That's it, I was thinking "twinsnake" for some reason, was a good laugh that.

how about go play a real RTS
0 AD is free

Reckon the boy Wan-Bissaka is going to be a player lads