Afternoon naps.
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anime is gay and so is australia
Both true.
If the cute Aussie is here
Please post another vocaroo
>Please post another vocaroo
What did he post first?
youre not wrong
Bart vs. Australia is on now.
Once again, the Australian parliament is having a shit fight.
Buckle up bois and grills, we gonna have a new PM again. Again
>we gonna have a new PM again. Again
As is tradition.
When was the last Aussie PM that actually last the whole term?
Cleaning the oven rn
want a nice aussie cock in my mouth 2bh
Good lad.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Bit gay.
not gay if he dresses like a girl :3
You'd have to be dressed up as the girl for it to be not gay.
He can dress up if he wants it's really up to him.
it's gay to dress as a girl
i'm not gay wtf disgusting
but seriously i want to suck a dick so bad
pretty fucking gay desu
;(
>it's gay to dress as a girl
How is it gay to dress as the opposite sex?
It's like the opposite of gay.
dude... I predicted this, look:
*'puto' means gay
Henlo frens.
YIKES
Nearly been home from hospital a month now lads. Parents still have knives hidden out of my sight.
so sad :( can i cuddle with you and maybe massage your dick?
Heyo buddy.
whatd you expect?
pcs have been expensive due to shipping, getting better now but if youre getting a prebuilt its quite expensive
Oh now that sounds fun.
But God is empty
i bet you will feel much better afterwards :3
i will move to sydney in 3 months!
Nice, I love on the Gold Coast.
Well you clean all away the muck, making it almost empty so thats what you want, isn't it?
nice! we can be friends then!
and if you murder us both it's ok, i'm depressed anyway
but let's cuddle first
Turnbull out when?
Parents did most of the talking to the social worker, I just kind of sat there awkwardly quiet like a fucking sperg.
Rape kiwis...
Stop
Also stop
*rapemurder in progress*
I could easily go to sleep right now.
Feel like fucking shit today.
Yeah, go to sleep and don't close the window, haha, let the breeze get into your room haha
Dads ordered the pizza for dinner.
The psychiatrist asked me today if o had suicidal thoughts.
AHHHHHHH make it stop.
Sorry Pete, but I'm sending you to the backbench.
Pie is in the oven lads
Lets see if couplands is shit or not.
What sorta pie?
Mince and Cheese
Cost me $6 for a family size 800g pie, so a pretty good deal.
You're not gonna eat the whole bloody thing are you?
Gobble guts.
>buying pie instead of just making it
NO!
I'm only eating like 4/10's of it!
The rest is in the freezer
Ohh la de da look at me, I'm too good to buy food from the store.
Still seems like a bit...
What else are you having with it?
>eating pies
Nice chunky ass you got there
>What else are you having with it?
Pie
Pro tip: if you don't eat anything you don't have to buy food
I ate too much pie, too fast.
I feel sick now...
Seems like a bit of pie heavy meal.
I will take this advice on board.
Good job, it will now probably go into your ass, what have you done?!
You have no self control
This is the marshmallows all over again
Excellent, it's also a good way to stay skinny
I went to the gym today so Ideally it will go into my muscles.
SHUDDUP
You aren't my mom, I can eat how ever many marshmellows I want! In fact I've already have 8 today.
That could be a good thing
>ate basically dough
>muscle
No, into the ass it goes
It actually contained 35g of protein
that's bretty gud
>In fact I've already have 8 today.
>Stuff himself with a pie
Get it together buddy, you're losing it!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I CANT CONTROL MYSELF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
More like... gaining it!
He also got takeout for lunch
I think I need to organise an intervention
OwO
Maybe it isn't such a bad thing after all...
Nice thumbnail
me
Bloody gobble guts...
Thanks, I saved it myself.
I really hope I'm not getting fat...
Guys, be honest with me, am I a dork?
Yes.
Yes
I tell you so often
Unlike me, who is cool and badass
You weren't supposed to say that
Whatever spaz
Oh, well what was I supposed to say?
Something along the lines of "not at all, you are really cool and not a dork"
>be honest with me
I couldn't say that, I respect you too much to lie to you.
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hm?
I really connect with this post.
It talks to me.
uhuhuuUUUuuuh
ye boi
finna head out to lectures soon ay
semester is starting
hopefully that means less idle hands and more productivity on my end
also been liftan some w8s lately ay
gonna git big ay
Don't forget to load up on pre-workout bud!
youtube.com
this is the good stuff lads
see yall later ay
I drink three things:
Water
Alcohol
and M I L K
>and M I L K
Better be a gallon of whole milk
I've just picked my toes, now some are bleeding.
I've had enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because you keep calling me fat, I'm not going to eat until Friday!
Anyone still awake?
Don't!
You'll die!
I'm awake but I'm playing video games.
Whats up buddy?
I am laying in bed watching Twitch.
Whatcha watching?
Trainwreckstv hahaha
Being plump is not a bad thing, if you stop eating you will burn muscle and the plumpness will remain if not increase
There's a trap caller on the stream. Wew
Whats he doing?
Taking calls or something?
Yes, giving dating advice. Better take a look lad.
OMG WTF.
Cheeky shit.
Twitch doesn't run too well on this laptop for some reason...
I have to have the quality down real low for it to run smooth.