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it is my birthday
edition

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Alri lads

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what is good to watch

boobies poopers crappers fart nappy wee willy fanny

will do a birthday line for you

Emma's farts smell bad I bet.

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Casio F-91

Toilcentre in 12 hours

KILL ME

thanks la

really says a lot about our society

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bit of a trim on those eye brows and you'll be looking suave sicily my man

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tune

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not on good terms with the leafs now
bogan cunts the lot of them

is that actually the yank's face

good god you are gaining weight

I am a NEET

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how old you turning?

BASED
nature will be replaced

I would fucking noose if I looked like this bro

I do sometimes wish i were dead

21

I'm so much better looking than you lmao

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happy bday user

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Doubt it

this triggers the virgin

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>nature will be replaced

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post chest hair

the picture looks disturbing before you click on it

I bet she could barely get you hard IRL

happy birthday boss cracking age, fuck minge and drug binge

post more pics your hott

Ok

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if i ever met another person called melvin i would try to kill them. im the only melvin

I want to lick Emma Watson's mustard hole.

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pretty boy brando
content king

at least 20 years older than you and still better looking

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Sicily legit isn’t even that bad looking he would look quite good if he lost weight

what is that
h?

spent a long time on an informative post in another thread that nobody is gonna read

Boomer core

lotta cute girls in my classes this semester lads

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VIRGINS BTFO

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hello sargon
link it here lad i will look

and you're going to shag all of them right?

okay
this is epic

Holy PENG

HNNNNNNNNG KEELEY I WANT YOU

think how good he would be if he stopped smoking

>*picks up ur girl*
Nothing personnel kid

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not that kind of guy mate

poo cunt willy pee nappy fart haha

*drops sicily lad's expanding body from a B-29 into the channel causing a tsunami to splash across and sink your island*

coke>

would suck your cock and bollocks dry to even catch a whiff of one of those little pebbles

my boomer powers are off the charts

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God damnit now I want cocaine

Here's a better one

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you're good looks might not last forever
best not be wasting them...

chicanas have the most fucking annoying accents
>hahmptin brahndin?

decent hair lad

here you go lad

Trying to get down to 140 pounds so i become super cute and my willy will look bigger

fuck me mate just go buy some u bender

where u at bro lets make it a party

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he's a thirty year old virgin he probably stomps around shaking while bellowing dinosaur noises down in the cafeteria of his community college

this is your best look
keep your hair and facial hair this length and maybe lose a bit weight and you’re good

got no fucking money you cunt

Choon lads: youtube.com/watch?v=B-oU2xlViRQ

he's a good looking lad, he's so good looking he can't have a female therapist in case they fall in love with him

i'll always be good looking

would fuck her senseless tho

there was 10 in the bed and the little one said:-

want a cute innocent looking gf that will put on a pair of heels and smash my bollocks in

thats rape bro

ROLL OVER

virgin
freak
(tm)

Loving the active moderator and improved reporting system. The future is a rorke-free /brit/

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i never got the bollock damage meme since that would seriously distract from getting off but i get the humiliation thing ive had girls spit on me before never had the balls to ask for them to piss on me though. one day

*crack*
now THERE'S a group melody

that was then
and this is now...

beautiful

bought some dodgy gear off my mate the other night
felt totally wired (but not quite coked up) for about 30 minutes then i completely crashed and wanted to sleep, felt kind of drunk/sedated even though i hadn't had anything to drink or any other drugs
wonder what i snorted

Nxnx

probably his dried cum in dust form

fertiliser from china
teething powder