/brit/

i am the puppetmaster
i pull the strings edition

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*posts in your thread*
wow puppetmaster really has me!

I watched the meg and loved it
how brainlet am I?

cocks

hey whats going on guys its me its ya boy melvin coming at you today with another melvins top 10 and today on the list is top 10 /brit/ posters whove done a poo alright then lets get into it
number 10 - beto
in the number 10 spot we have beto. beto is known to have done a poo before however he is not known as a prominent pooer which is why he shows up so high on the list
number 9 - moni
so for our number 9 spot today we have moni. now moni is not exactly known for doing poos but his skin is the same colour as poo so for that reason he takes out our number 9 spot
number 8 - vietchad
coming in at number 8 we have vietchad a well established pooer who is never afraid to push one out. known to produce some smelly poos from the asian food he eats
number 7 - alan
alan takes out the number 7 spot little known fact alan has actually done a runny poo before which has earned him the number 7 spot
number 6 - cokelad
so our number 6 pick is cokelad he is not particularly well documented as a pooer but is quite the underground poo legend known for quite long coked out poo sessions which has secured him the number 6 spot

Got a spot on my face for the first time ever after using Gucci aftershave

how do i

willy poo bum

excited to see who makes top 5

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number 5 - turtle
yes turtle takes the number 5 spot little known fact about turtle is that in his infamous turtle neck photo set he is actually turtle heading a poo to fit the part. it is believed he released the turtle into its natural habitat soon after the photos were taken
number 4 - 190
yes a classic pooer 190 has earnt himself the number 4 spot on this list 190 is known for dropping big smelly poos which is hardly a suprise to any of us
number 3 - melvin
yes coming in at number 3 is yours truly i am actually quite the avid pooer doing atleast one a day and i have in the past clogged the toilet as a result of a big poo
number 2 - thailad
so at number 2 we have thailad who is a well respected pooer in the /brit/ community who has on many occasions done spicy runny poos due to big thai food meals this has earned him the number 2 spot
number 1 - anonymous
thats right taking out our number 1 spot is anonymous a classic poster. anonymous is known for his classic post "doing a poo lads" and is known for big smelly runny and spicy poos
alright and thats all we have time for today and if you liked this top 10 list dont forget to smash that like button it helps me out so much when you do that and if you enjoyed this top 10 list please subscribe and hit that bell icon if you want to be notified any time a new one comes out and ill see you all next time

Reckon this Tyson Fury dickrider is the same bender who rides Pete Doherty's dick. kek

thoughts on this classic kino?

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Nigger dissing culture:
AYY BRUH U GOT DISSED, U CORNBREAD ASS NIGGAA AAHAHA USE LOTION NIGGA LMAO

Anglo banter culture:
STATE of you lad hahahaha absolutely embarrassing
you got really done in you absolute paki, my word

Is there any difference?

a oo a

the preciousssssss

yeah you use the first

shan't leave before the it's a good read, I recommend it

She looks like death warmed-up

Dude, where's my car

Yeah, ours is white, yours is negrified

DON'T WASTE YOUR YOUTH LADS.

looks like absolute shit

Michael Mallin mural in the Liberties

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Argie guy, can you tell the difference between the accents of Uruguayans and Argies?

The Libertines are fucking shite.

>i decree today that life is simply taking and not giving
>england is mine, it owes me a living

best lyrics ever written

*smashes like and subscribe buttons*

Woops

dont forget to like and subscribe and hit that bell icon

I WILL prove while I belong here

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dont forget to hit that bell icon

DON'T. DO SOMETHING.

Remember when rorke used to hate Morrissey and The Smiths, but now they're the greatest thing ever since Moz slagged off the chinks and said something nice about Tommy Robinson

It's too late man. Youth is wasted on the young

why didn't the british parts of canada become part of the united states

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>paying to give your DNA to people who have been accused of making biological specific weapons
honestly white people deserve to go extinct

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They were loyalists

how old?

Rorke's don't like music anyway.

Morrissey has been one of us for years. "Bengali in Platforms" was released in 1988.

>Oh, shelve your western plans, and understand
>Life is hard enough when you belong here

nigger

I am a chad
have fucked probably 30 girls or so

well lads, looks like i'm heading to dublin for a week

what do?

Remember when Rorke admitted to approving of child sacrifice as long as it was done by white people? I remember that too.

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i am a virgin
have probably fucked 0 girls or so

go other places besides just dublin, it will get old if you stay there for a whole week
rent a car and go to kilkenny and galway

temple bar to embrace your heritage

One of the servers has been beeping since yesterday and it's driving me fucking nuts

word of day bla

>hap·pen·stance
>ˈhapənˌstans/
>noun
>NORTH AMERICAN

>coincidence.
>"it was just happenstance that I happened to be there"

x

Not go. Dublin is a shit hole

on my way home now from dublin. sixth time this week

Just go befriend a girl and get alone with her

t.culchie bogger

24, but age has nothing to do with youth.

cant believe i won

Good album

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macfags SEETHING

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virgin freak

>wypipo

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always get really flustered and embaressed and screw it all up x

levels of autism

why though

Unbelievable amount of Peng girls on bumble, can't match em though

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>not hyper-v

why have you given up? you're still young. get out there lad.

alri mathyank

You gotta reel it in , they want want you want

Name a better new band

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too poor for a mac so I make up for it by running macos in a vm

cold out
irish weather

Based Denmark
Music is dead as fuck

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wtf are they doing to their eyes

how does bumble work

tinder but girl has to message first

temple bar is trash but worth at least walking through
camden street is fun but also pretty trashy
had a good time at toner's, baggot st lower has a few good spots
what type of thing are you looking for?
like other yankanon said, try to go to kilkenny

made a humongous vat of pasta with a ton of veggies and soya chunk for the toil week
tastes bretty good ngl bla
x

why do you need macos

going to reheat some chinese takeaway

so basically useless then for virgin freaks like m'self

I'm on the case
Can't be fooled
Any objection is overruled
Yes I'm the janny and I know best

yes most girls are there to fuck chads
us proud volcels best look elsewhere

yeah sorry theres nothing you can do

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dont know

Would like to dom a girl like this

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Got 69 pts in the fantasy this week. Yes i really am that nigger

well im going, so what are the must sees or hidden treasures?

plan to check out temple bar for a pint
I'm kinda just walking around the city by myself for a few days until the parents get in and we take the train out of town

some fat pajeet twat called me a volcel on the bus the other day. fucking cunt

why on earth would he call you volcel

mosquito just took my blood

she looks like she needs to be taught a lesson that she'll never be man by being used as a fuck toy

got fired from greggs

san marzano tomatoes
simple as

weak journalism

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>volcel

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going on a date on wed- coffee in the day
how long should this last if it goes well? do we drink 1 coffee and if we like each other buy more coffees?

incel hands wrote this post

Its that time of day

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