/brit/ - The Historian

I AIN'T NEVER RAN FROM NOTHIN' BUT THE POLICE

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/yank/ + /aus/

German virgin freak makes out with ron weasley

youtube.com/watch?v=nkNgdqlB6kE

my bf first introduced me to FLCL

Is it reasonable to call in sick from a cold to avoid spreading my disease to others? I've passed the sore throat and puking phase yesterday and have now entered the runny nose and headache phase.

If I were your bf I'd introduce you to so many things

called a ginger lad "carrot top" the other day

haha I like that melvin

in school we used to call him smellvin

Thrill Kill... Made me shed a tear just now seeing it, haven't seen it for 20+ years. circa 1998-9 Didn't know what the game was called
Didn't expect that feel ffs, Christ

Simpler times, lads. Miss my father a great deal

dont forget to smash that like button and subscribe and hit that bell icon to be notified when i post

to be honest we still call him that

call me smellvin dickheads i DARE u

friendly reminder that jews run america

and that's a good thing

hey Melvin x

found sicily on grindr

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smellvin smellvin smellvin

hello there mate youre my best friend i love you

you wouldnt reply to me and call me smellvin youre a scared little boy

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hey melv i've got a question

THAT'S melvin??

yes

i'm jewish

would literally rather be homeless in oman or something than go to jail

yes mate what is it

like what

same, jail is literally extremely bent
>hurr durr i fuck you in the ass to dominate you
faggots

Why? It's just another experience if anything. You'll come out stronger for it

why do the boys in the locker room call you smellvin

youtube.com/watch?v=DPL_SV3n7IU

maybe if it were only for a year or two. 5 years, 20 years? fuck that. I'm going to africa or some shit

Toast with peanut butter and banana

>banana
>not strawberries
you dun goofed

fuck off dickhead it wasnt actually a skid mark it was just a bleach mark on my indies okay ive explained this to chad and travis multiple times but they dont actually listen they just call me smellvin okay so just BACK THE FUCK UP before i get REALLY ANGRY

i do declare

youtube.com/watch?v=GdiN0sW-wVU

so THIS is the world famous British culture general.............

Loving the boomer music posting gimmick

sounds lovely :)

>tfw you will never conquer the world with your countrymen for the king, civilising them, and shagging their women

youtu.be/OMriyVVhP40

Oh yeah, I agree then. Thought about it before. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and have to go outside for a bit as my chest feels like it's collapsing if I don't, probably some weird claustrophobia or something.
Don't know how the fuck people could deal with it in prison... not being able to move freely. Fuck that. Would be hell

are you referencing me, you spastic?

youtube.com/watch?v=HkR84nbfMMA

does anybody have the photo of tekashi six nine in the jerseys that says pussy and the n word on the other one and the numbers on them is 69

nah

disdain for you

WELL THE LAST PLANE OUT OS SYDNEY'S ALMOST GONE

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dont think ive ever clicked on a youtube link posted in /brit/

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what country has the most beautiful women lads?

friendly reminder that all jews should unironically be executed.

this is tekashi six nine?

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like to believe this song is about suicide

i clicked on one before and it was just 2 german benders kissing like who posts this shit honestly

maybe next time slowpoke lmfao

wow such a rude goy, do you kiss your mother with that mouth

cheers boys yeah it is

youtube.com/watch?v=QLOFnCfG_uo

a brit posted it huh?

It's a rip off of Moneybag all of a sudden
Even the adlibs are stolen

probs theyre all bent like that

in Napoli, a lot of people are not so happy for Columbus

say these exact words to a female, see what reaction you get

"I want to have sex with you"
look straight in her eye

going to be honest lad since future everybody sounds the same

Well, he came from college just the other day
So much like a man I just had to say
Son, I'm proud of you, can you sit for a while?
He shook his head, and he said with a smile
What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys
See you later, can I have them please?

brb I think my mom is calling me

>calling women 'females'
HAT

>HAT
what's that mean

And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me
My boy was just like me
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man in the moon
"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when"
But we'll get together then, dad
We're gonna have a good time then

hello pajeet

>>HAT
>what's that mean

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hating all tamils

All rap sounds the exact same.

>rap music is popular now

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youtu.be/NsWCd6heaJU

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guaran-fucking-tee that thailad is one of those retards who loves the 1950s because "everyone wore hats back then" or some shit. would bet my life savings on it

hi x
it's an acronym like FONT right? tell me what it means!
good thing there's no T*mils here

had a dream where i was a famous rap star

reckon I could be the white kendrick lamar

ey yo cracka

you can do it. just write a song about being off your face on xanax, get a face tat, punch someone but make sure someone is recording you do it

howling

The nu match
Looks a bit odd

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reckon I could be the white kanye west

WHERE IS BETO

treating myself to an afternoon wank

and also has shitty fake tits

My reputation for admiring hats proceeds me

had a dream i invented an some satellite that could devastate entire countries at my will

unironically though, when i was 9 i had a dream of a tank rolling up my street and the ground shaking. still think about it sometimes