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Don't hate me, I'm trying to help you guys develop a good lexicon
Easy
>I went home and touched my sisters feet
>My favourite food is ham, peanut butter, and cheese in a sandwich
>Brazillians are my favourite people in the entire world
>My mother and father kicked me out of the house at thirty-five
>I do not agree with what that pigeon is doing to that French bread
Medium
>I went on the bus to pick up my girlfriend of whom I love and want to care for forever
>The Czech and Slovak republics should reunite and declare war on Poland
>Your cat is big and fat with a big red hat. His name is Matt and he sleeps on the Mat
>World War One is my favaourite war because I get to see Belgians getting their farmlands destroyed by the faboulous Germans
Hard (pick one or all paragraphs)
"Holy Roman Empire"
"Holy", you say, while grinning like Voltaire did. "Holy", it is its name. But then, thinking of "Holy", you think about all the Emperors who were excommunicated. You think about all those who tried to fuck with the pope. You think about the wars of religion and how many of them ended up as protestant heretics.
But then, the funniest is coming: "Roman". Yes, now, you cannot contain your laughter. "Roman", it is called despite the fact that this "Roman" body is standing on Germania, a land so harsh and poor that the Legions of Rome refused to set foot on it. A germanic and barbaric people, yes, but still calling themselves "Roman".
And now, here is the end of the fun: "Empire". Now you fell on the ground, laughing so hard that you cannot breathe. An "Empire", a body made of dozens of petty duchies and counties, all fighting for themselves, giving strange names to their position, full of Grand-Dukes or Archdukes. An "Empire" who will stay between Poland and France, while the great powers of Europe will create colonies all around the world.
"Holy" "Roman" "Empire" was neither "Holy" nor "Roman" nor "Empire".
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