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>exposed hip bones
peng

On the Origin of Cool Wine Aunts by Charles Dickens

wish i was born a girl

Just want to torrent films mate

can i get a film crew to record you like a david attenborough documentary? channel 4 9pm the virgin: freak of nature

rate the tat

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have been living without a phone for the past month

You won't last if you are just tempted. Its probably an addiction for you too so you will break unless you literally cancel it. The first month is like stopping smoking. You are restless and irritated because no news and no instant gratification in the form of media and news.

shut up you silly yank cunt

have been living without a gf the past 20 years

I can make you feel like a girl, for a couple hours at least

tell me about maggie

Yeah if you pay me. But I fuck a lot

amateur numbers, ill be in the wizard ranks next thursday

that has to be some sort of world record
no way anyone could actually pull this off

leipzig is nicer than dresden

found another schizophrenic person's youtube channel while looking for youtube documentaries from the 1980s but not going to share it because i don't want you to bully some random stranger and because i don't want to be morally culpable for that happening but thought i'd share that i'd found one anyway to get rid of that nasty impulse i have to show people things that might interest them by sublimiating it into telling about something i saw that might be interesting without actually showing it.

I wanna be a wagecuc.k

lads i dont use the internet or technology ama

no jerry city is nice, should have destroyed them all in the war for having the cheek to bomb london
kraut nonces

perfide albions goal was accomplished
leipzig pawns

since when did /brit/ become /britfeel/? never used to be as many virgins in here

most german cities are really comfy 2bh

i'm not a virgin but i larp as one on the internet

been to 4 and 2 of them were grim

dont think id last a couple of hours >_

love Leipzig me

i've said it and i'll say it again
virginity is a state of mind

anzu

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y-yeah me too im just pretending heh heh

blame the /his/pol/ sadacts
there's a lot of overlap

had two (2) TWO flies in my glass of por
let that be a lesson to you

is "economist" a protected title or can i call myself an economist on the basis of my A-Level in economics and my strong opinions?

nipping out for a fag, anyone want to join?

youtube.com/watch?v=_h9MxNn8P7w

which ones

looks like she fused with mars here

here i am then
the so-called "birthday boy"

aye I'll bum one

off to toil

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happy birthday lad

I don't need to have relaxation every day after toil and never have and I don't understand why others do. Maybe posting on here is the closest hobby I have to watching TV or playing a game and it's obviously better than both of those since it's the internet. Never understood.

You sit in an office all day most likely. Then you think you somehow 'deserve' some sort of relaxation like a game or to watch TV and "mong out" because you did your office job and typed some shit for a few hours?
I can understand if you collapse through the door after finishing toil like someone working manual labour or a job like drilling or something. But most people don't and they're obsessed with leisure because it was forced on them throughout school.

Don't understand *how* (or why) some people can come home and just switch off and act like a zombie and do absolutely nothing because they worked for a few hours. You realise you're dying, faggot?

Holidays and leisure time are for fucking poofs.

when the attack was through we took some prisoners to h.q.
shared a fag and a yarn or two, they were the same as me and you

happy birthday lad

dortmund was grim
frankfurt was grim
berlin was decent
munich was decent

Only a virgin because of my phimo
In all other respects fairly normal

Honestly can't tell whether she's asian or just one of those types of white people

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absolute bullshit
there has not been a situation where you could've had sex but your phimo has prevented you you fucking virgin mong
t. top shagger with phimo

she's white and she'd get a good going over by me

you're greedy and lazy

go molest some kids
queer

>t. top shagger with phimo

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She's Australian?

[shouting through your bedroom window]
VIRGIN
VIIIIIIIIIIIIRGIN

honestly can't think of a worse place on earth than birmingham

it's just so grim by every metric

fat is just a non-starter for me, just CANNOT be attracted to you if you're fat

Shame this rules out like 60% of the female population, most of which wouldn't even swipe right on me

Grim

imagine what your families must think of you if you're in your 20s and gfless

how bad is it
i've got slight phimo and fucked loads

worse than nottingham?

the vigrin freak mary

good post

Yes there has though admittedly I probably have more anxiety about it than most
Still not enough to warrant spending time with the genuine sadacts on /britfeel/

real life and tinder are not the same

real life and the internet are not the same

yes

no
virgin freak weirdo

>pre hiroshimoot filters
can't believe it's been almost 3 years

Slight to mild
I just need to get it fixed then I’ll be fine hopefully

happy birthday lad

bet all your pals on reddit support this opinion

>tfw you realize your only purpose is to fill out captchas for Google

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cor it's been years since I've used "gas yourself"

might do a doctoral thesis on why internet autists like traps

youtube.com/watch?v=aVoujT1MJ54
the viewing

jesus wept it's like reading a modern day minstrel show
your license pays for this

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You sure about that mate?

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maybe you grew out of your edgy phase

unironically shag fat lasses but only in secret
a hole is a hole innit

*sips lucozade*
now THAT was a gimmick

Save the gas for the taigs

wonder if she'd be up for a one night stand

I'd take one for the team
sums it up best

Why do white women do this?

lol what a fucking faggot
said before i went to the doctors just to see whats what and he offered me some cream or some shit and i said nah i like it how it is it keeps my bellend sensitive so orgasm is more intense for me but maybe it makes me cum quicker or something and he called me a selfish lover

why do you care? you can still fuck with it as long as your foreskin can pull back when wwwwwet from minge

virgin freak i can't relate to your mindset

A meeting I have scheduled with a lady from the bank is becoming rather personal. We're meeting at a starbucks for strictly bank related business and she's complimenting me over a messenger app.

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bit like asking why white men crave asians lad
just a fetish isn't it

*cracks open stella*
ah yes pissing in your flatmates milk
now THAT was a poleaboo arc

need Bislama BBC desu
> A bra is ‘basket blong titi’ (basket belong titty), a helicopter is ‘mixmasta blong Jesus Kraes’ (Mix Master belong Jesus Christ) and a helicopter landing is ‘mixmasta blong Jesus Kraes I foldaon’ (Mix Master belong Jesus Christ he fall down).
>‘kiliem.’ means ‘to hit’ not ‘to kill.’ killing someone is ‘kiliem i ded.’