>one chance in life
>could've been born a superior sex and life easy, carefree life with no struggle whatsoever
>bron m*noid instead
How do you cope
One chance in life
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But, how can I fuck that thing in the poophole if I have no dick?
Why fuck when you can get fucked
women usually struggle for nonsensical stuff though
lol you clearly don't understand women if you want to be like them
No. I want to fuck.
>be woman
>have 100000 beta orbiters standing at the ready to die at your whim
>have unlimited sex and dating options
>have laws that are skewed in your favor
Life as a woman = tutorial mode while man is a nightmare with 1 hp.
you would be ugly, ugly bitches is nightmore more
At least you weren't born 80 years ago
Woman in 1st/2nd world is easy mode
>>be woman
>>have 100000 beta orbiters standing at the ready to die at your whim
Yay, a million fat Jow Forums neets following you, what a dream
>>have unlimited sex and dating options
Not really a that big thing, and only applies to some females
>>have laws that are skewed in your favor
Gee, I wonder why?
Even russians can probably get a wife from the philippines.
It's the same for women, plenty of choice for them if they want to settle for literal losers.
by being girl myself
>Yay, a million fat Jow Forums neets following you, what a dream
And also donate you copious amounts of money
>and only applies to some females
No, literally all of them no matter how ugly and autistic they are
>Gee, I wonder why?
Because feminists won
Good luck getting to prison for false rape charge
Okay, you have your god status from age 16-25 but what do you do when your looks fade?
Oh thats right, you become completely fucking worthless
> being this mercantile
>And also donate you copious amounts of money
Despite it beeing the case in Russia, not every girl is a camwhore
>No, literally all of them no matter how ugly and autistic they are
Only if they lower their standards to retarded levels, and nobody, male or female would want a fat 25 year old virgin.
>Because feminists won
B8
>Good luck getting to prison for false rape charge
Wont happen if you dont hang out with freaks.
reminder
sweden rolling in with the cuckposting right on schedule
Thats not what cuck means my fellow abo.
you'd know
The canadian patriarchy is oppresing women in Niqab, it is their right to hide their face while going to the dep or when going to the bank. You musoginistic pig
Some guy in a bus in Paris stared at me for too long this is rape weshwesh putain
Speak for yourself Sven
I would kill for a chubby 25 yo gf
Virgin only makes it better
Isnt that considered thin by US standards?
Only if her tits ar firm and way larger than her belly.
Also, let me guess, you are a virgin yourself arent you?
Börjar oironiskt tro att du är homosexuell om du inte skulle kunna tänka dig
Why else would anyone want a virgin, unles they are egoistic assholes?
you forgot
>can't walk anywhere and everywhere you want in any country at any time (even the safest streets at noon will have men gawking and hissing at you)
>can only do some jobs while men can do literally anything
>will be judged on your tits and ass no matter what achievements you have in life
>by 25 your biological clock will start fucking youi up to go have a child, hormones, depression galore
>have to take 30 mins to put on make up not to look hideous even if you just wanna go get groceries
>the slightest smile is construed as sexual invitation so you develop a bitch face and people think you're a cunt
>can't just pull your zipper down and take a piss anywhere. cant take a road trip or camp outside without this becoming a problem
>bleed once a month
>having to get fucked by old disgusting sweaty men after you hit the wall to be able to afford the bills
>attractive normies are only 10% of men. The other 90% either hate you, despise you or are obsessed creepers
>cant even play a video game in peace without a thousand random invitations to russian groups
you would enjoy sex more than men with intense orgasm. you could even have children without being pregnant just by adopting one or two. you could marry a rich guy and live like a Princess or receive free money from some weird losers that watch you while masturbate or while play some videogames
Det var ju knappast att anse som en väsrst fet person dock
Jow Forums is packed full of exactly that tho
gay
Stfu you feminist cunt!
KYS with that nonsensical bullshit. Men are harassed way more often than women. By gays and women
> look rebbit i posted le funny amerifat meme
Meh that's more thicc, not chubby
Celibate by choice actually, but you can believe what you want
Doesn't change the fact that these women are suitable
What???? If you are not happy and proud to be a man then you should be castrated and pumped with HRT to see how good you had it before you ungrateful cunt
Life is like this, friend:
Beginner: atteactive woman in 1st world country
Easy: man or woman in 1st world
Normal: attractive woman in türd world
Hard: man or woman in türd world
Very hard: ugly woman in the türd world
Nightmare: disabled degenerate türd worlder
Really good taste, love when a girl is this perfect inbetween, not fat or skinny but chubby
gross.
>celibate by choice actually
How many layers of fat thil you get inside of her? At least with big tits you can fuck them instead.
>Life as a woman = tutorial mode while man is a nightmare with 1 hp.
russians are the true masters of language
>Despite it beeing the case in Russia, not every girl is a camwhore
It's not even a russian thing, retard, it's first-world betas who shower twitch thots with money.
>and nobody, male or female would want a fat 25 year old virgin.
No, age, body type and virginity - none of that matters in the slightest, see
Also this forum.bodybuilding.com
>B8
>everything I don't like is B8
>Wont happen if you dont hang out with freaks
What? It can happen to anyone, even if you had consensual sex with a girl and she accused you of rape you have absolutely no way of proving your innocence.
>Advocating for castration
Typical matriarcal mysandrie. Kill yourself, you feminist cunt! Go put some dynamite into your pussy.
no u
That would be considered thin by Mexican standart.
Actually that one was probably crossing into fat territory, couldn't tell from the thumbnail
> Everyone who's celibate is a fat ugly fedora tipper
Man it must be sad to be so close minded
I appreciate a nice set of tits just like anyone else, but squeezing a pump belly is a euphoric feeling
I agree! South park games got it wrong.
Landwhale enablers like you are part of the problem, kys you're self
oh stfu you virgin freak im not a woman, try to actually man up, go outside, make some friends and stop watching stephan molymeme and maybe you'll start enjoying your manhood
I like abs. Usually girls with huge tits can get nice set pf abs, since they are basically already carying wage on their chest while doing setup.
>oh stfu you virgin freak im not a woman, try to actually man up, go outside, make some friends and stop watching stephan molymeme and maybe you'll start enjoying your manhood
Again i love these chubby/thicc girls
Sure what ever you identify as. All transgender fucks are feminists anyway.
>that alpha jawline
>that incredible hair
nah. the only good thing my genetics has given me was my height. Being sociable, affable, gregarious, motivated human being has nothing to do with looks
Well I'm sorry, but I can't exactly help what I'm attracted to
Really? I always found abs to be extremely undesirable. It's nice you can see the beauty in it though.
Based
That's one hot piece of ass but I despite the fact that those girls walk around with theirs bikini botom up their buttcrack and sit on public beach chairs. All their anal sweat full of shit particles goes directly on the chair and it's unhygienic.
Please go back to your containment board or leave your basement to see the reality.
This. And to think men cope that being male is better, just lol.
Depend how proheminant their abs are.
I don't want no bitches that do crossfit. I'd rather go home pour me crosser than fit my dick in one.
no
Shut the fuck up, Roastie WHORES.
Most of these don't apply outside of your shithole, and no matter the country, life is easy-mode if you're female due to no accountability or expectations.
>post-wall roastie is mad that 8+ Chads don't want to fuck her anymore but still won't settle for average men
Kys cunt
when was the last time a roastie give 100€ to a man for his big biceps ? never. being a women is easy mode
>woooow why do all these chads keep dumping me??
which ones exactly do no apply in Western countries?
T'es jamais allé dans un strip club?
Des gros bras pis des grosses graines, plein de cash dans les bobettes.
>strip club
You need to learn how to dance + be attractive(tall and handsome foremost) in the first place.
All this roastie had to do was just flash her cleavage.
But than again it's 100 $ not euros.
Females are accepted to do any job and can feel safe outside, even at night unless you live in some ghetto area
>wanting to play on easy mode
>Strip club
>Women flashing
I obviously didn't mean that kind of strip club. If it's men with big arms and dick with their panties full of cash.
>Females are accepted to do any job
yeah.. all those female construction workers, underwater welders and petroleum instrumentation engineers, fuck off you self-hating c.uck
>can feel safe outside, even at night
yes but you could get hit on, gawked at etc. which is fine if you're into that but not so much if you dont feel like it
You're all self-hating, weak (mentally and physically) pussies
Yeah, I can see how that might work for you.
I think flat tummies can be very aesthetically beautiful, but for me a chubby girl with a nice belly just flips some primal switch in my head.
>literally afreeca
perhaps russia has illegally copied the afreeca system. i thought that only subhuman chinks would do this subhuman shit.
Never mind I got what you mean.
Male stripper most fufill chriteria while women only have to show their tits.
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>yeah.. all those female construction workers, underwater welders and petroleum instrumentation engineers, fuck off you self-hating c.uck
I know serveral that do all those jobs, similar ones, or study subjects related to them, so whats your point?
>yes but you could get hit on, gawked at etc. which is fine if you're into that but not so much if you dont feel like it
Literally nobody hits on strangers out in town here unless very drunk user.
>I know serveral that do all those jobs
you're a delusional, lying c.uck
stop posting you fucking subhuman im supposed to be the only jordanian here
>ll those female construction workers
There are plenty of them in normal countries, retarded shitskin
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> all those female construction workers, underwater welders and petroleum instrumentation engineers
I don't think most women would WANT blue collar jobs like that. Most women excel at school and are way more likely to get college degrees, so why would they become laborers?
I hit on strangers, but I'm an alcoholic.
To be honest l only got laid from strangers and that was like twice in my life. No one who know me would want me.
I have female friends working in an Irone ore mine, a lab, studying chemistry, doing welding and beeing soldiers. Its not that uncommon here.
Because horny muscular men everywhere?
>Yay, a million fat Jow Forums neets following you, what a dream
There're plenty of cute boys on Jow Forums who look good and aren't fat. They also have jobs.
>Not really a that big thing, and only applies to some females
In fact, his statement applies to almost all women. Don't lie.
>Gee, I wonder why?
Why?
Being a woman in 1st/2nd world countries is really an easy mode.
I have been here since 2014, fuck off zoomer cringelord
yeah nah, i call bullshit. I have male nurse friends but you're being obtuse on purpose
You can call whatever you want, but its true here user.
shut up you self hating castrated beta. never reply to me again
Stop me third worlder
Advocating for circumcision and castration is what makes you a feminist.
>I have female friends
t. Friendlet
>everything that doesn't match my world-view is a lie
Look at this beta shitskin and laugh
Seriously never titty fucked one of your female friend? That's because you a transgender with no penis. Also women might think it's cute that you take their side all the time, but no woman want to fuck a feminist unless he is really handsome, but you aren't since you were born a woman.
>tfw never had any female friends
how am I taking woman's side? All im doing is advocating that men stop being pussies, have a steak and abeer and enjoy being a man
I really am. I only have 2 friends in my whole life and they hate each other so i can hang out with one at a time
>A fucking ruskie
anyone can reply except you mate. Your women are literal cumdumps in our nightclubs so stfu
>I really am. I only have 2 friends in my whole life and they hate each other so i can hang out with one at a time
It really shows, if you had had a functioning social life you wouldnt hate people with acrual friends