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Eid edition would've worked better than this tired tagline but you do you
Fine there you go eid edition
Morning.
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What are you guys doing for eid? I'm gonna follow my yearly tradition of doing absolutely nothing.
Since my family's gonna be out for most of the day, I'll probably do a fapping marathon and try to break my record.
what is eid
EId Mubarak!
Now that's a good tradition
Had to bargain with my mother for like an hour to stay home/not visit relatives, it's really unfair retarded that you can just do that out of the blue.
Also you got me into this dysfunctional fetish last time you and some other flag posted stuff like this. Best of luck with your fap-athon, limits are made to be broken
The pitter-patter of rain is only deafened by the sounds of hoofsteps. The cold sharp wind cutting at my cheek as soft tears trickle down. The realization of every sane human has finally come to fruition, the wh*Te race is no more. The sky clears up causing the sun to emit a heavenly radiant glow. I look up with smile and utter “O most merciful, most benevolent, as I stare into your face now I proclaim there is only one.” I kiss the black standard and from the corner of my eye I notice a Senegali brother in prostration. I join him as he leads the prayer, and after it is over we embrace knowing the deed of what we have accomplished. “O Rasool, it has been done, make me, no us, of the righteous! For every wh*Te devil hath been slain!”
Kebab,beer and anime
Livin' the dream.
A yearly tradition of killing sheep and forcing you to visit distant relatives and giving younger ones money
Sounds comfy desu
Alhamdulilah
I really don't know how frustrating it must be to get dragged by force to visit your distant relatives since our ones closest to us are 500 kms away, so we don't (can't) even go to major familial events like marriages or funerals.
Life's good, sometimes.
Ours are really close to home but I dread every second of it. It's me and my mother visiting my paternal family, which is stupid I think. They're all annoyingly close with each other and see each other all year long so you really feel like an outsider, and I generally fuck up whenever I'm in a situation with more than 3/4 people, and feel tremendously anxious even if I don't. Looks like today marks a new tradition of dodging, so I'm feeling rather jolly today. Guess I'll profit off this spark of enthusiasm and do something
FKMT Moroccan, are you still in these threads?
Just wanted to thank you for your recs. I really enjoyed Gai.
It's my pleasure!
And now you've reminded me of how during the few times we actually attended family meetings, I'd usually get the cold shoulder from my cousins for fetting dotted on too much by my aunts and uncles. That shit leaves a mark on you when you're kid, I tell ya.
كل عام وانتم بخير
You are childish, autistic and stupid. You fucking shit are so obsessed with being the center of the attention, why didn't you let someone else make the thread if you are too stupid to say it's the eid edition
و أنت بخير حبيبي
>You are childish, autistic and stupid. You fucking shit are so obsessed with being the center of the attention, why didn't you let someone else make the thread if you are too stupid to say it's the eid edition
Eid mubarak :333
علينا و عليك
post memes
No
SUCK my cock bitch
Can we nuke J*rdan already
this. I'd like this general more if there weren't any annoying Jord*nian zoomer cringelords
i whole heartedly support this idea
Raze it to the ground
You too, how's the meat coming along
It does, some of my family is even more retarded though for some reason. Just called my eldest uncle and oh boy those were 2 minutes of silence.
Social media screenshots are about as entertaining as watching your grandparents porking.
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Morning!
Holy fuck you aren't even cropping them
Morning.
Where are you originally from, or were you born in Spain? Serious question.
Amman's airport is pretty nice. Everyone was very polite.
I was born here
whats wrong habibi
hmm alright let me post some anime memes for my intellectual friends
Post some damn photos
Damn it rotated
I unironically miss Saddam more than I miss Iraq
Is that bad?
>Civic
damn that looks good. Im hungry now, we are making Sayyadiyyeh (Rice with deep fried fish fillets) smells really good in the house right now
Oh you’re a Spaniard?
I unironically hate all Jews and want them all to die
I’m coming over
Don't identify with spain but that's what my passport says
Are your parents from an Arab country or are you an Andalusian separatist larper?
I'm galician and not diaspora, I just like it here
I am not Jewish, I am at worst a Jew-enabler.
Are you an Israeli Arab?
Thanks, with some parsley and honey it tasted really good
>Eid
>eating fish
eeehhhh..
Ayya bismillah
it's a family tradition mate. We of course eat sheep intenstines and kidneys on the second day (tomorrow)
No
Then what are you why are you living in Kikestan.
In my family we always eat just meat in the first day. Then next day we make couscous with osban.
>osban
interesting, is that the same as the Egyptian "mumbar" ? because that stuff is delicious. I think the levant makes some great food but we do intestines all wrong compared to you guys in NA
The good thing about being diaspora to a mutt new world country like Australia is I can be the son of Arab immigrants and and completely culturally Arab and still feel 100% Australian.
When I go to the shops or uni or anywhere, pretty much everyone I see is Asian or Indian and just as "Australian" as I am. Nobody can tell me they're more Australian than me since they're of diaspora or mutt backgrounds themselves.
Even the whites are mostly Greeks or shitalians browner than me and speaking worse English than my parents
Is this a sausage made with lamb and filled with rice?
Idk about egypt, but this is how we do it
keep telling yourself that mate. You're a prolonged tourist at best and will never have real roots. You will be shunned by both Australians and your Arab brethren. Just one more lost mutt in a kingdom of millions
yeah you guys grill and spice intestines to perfection. Palestinians just boil them and barely do anything to them so they smell horrid and taste blubbery. I much prefer the Egyptian mumbar to our KARSHAT
>You will be shunned by both Australians and your Arab brethren. Just one more lost mutt in a kingdom of millions
I'm not shunned by Australians since they are all Asians and Indians and just as foreign background as I am. I'm not shunned by Arabs since all the ones I meet here are diaspora just like myself and the ones back home like you depend on us sending you our pay checks to live.
And since you're Jordanian and I'm Iraqi that doubly applies so since your country is pretty much economically dependent on the rich Iraqi exiles
>I'm Iraqi
Say no more fa m
Your country is literally an Iraqi colony (formerly a Palestinian colony and soon to be a Syrian colony)
Do native Jordanians even still exist?
no (AND THATS A GOOD THING!)
>slightly banter a diasporashit
>he goes full sperg
still my favorite past times since 2014
He’s Muslim, his land was taken over
STOP IM GETTING HUNGRY
Yes, ignore these fucking retarded palirats, diasporacucks and niggers, i am pure blooded jordanian, so is my entire family.
where is genrikh
>i am pure blooded jordanian,
no such thing.
>palirat
nuff said
If you are not a Christian from Madaba or Kerak then you are a bedouin larper biting the hand that feeds so stfu
>tfw slept until 4pm again
why am i like this
t. palirat leech
im shobaki
no one cares animoid
Just found out today that it’s eid.
Happy eid to you all!
All the Shobakis I met were great, why are you such an annoying shit, are you 18 years old or something?
I can't understand you people, I am physically incapable of sleeping more than 6 hours or staying asleep past noon.
Stop replying to him if you value your sanity.
smug erika a cute
Are there two jordanians or three now ??
Dumb wani.
say, who here likes the Elder Scrolls?
Let’s just glass Jordan
Three. Turduni, UAE-chan and the namefag.
Oblivion masterrace here, when are they releasing 6 do you think? 2020/2022?
Arena is too bare-bones for my taste. Daggerfall is the tits.
Morrowind is ech, and I don't care about the rest.
Lads, Drake's new shit is fire. Honestly considering buying an album for the first time in my life
Better idea:
>erase Israel and give all the land back to the Palestinians
>dissolve the borders between Palestine, Lebanon, Syria, and Jordan
>name the united countries as the United Socialist Arab Republics
>Oblivion
Brain damage?
And you should also kys
look at his older posts and you'll know the answer
how can i see my old posts? :3
>Let's just glass Jordan
Based