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nice warm mug of sue sweat

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*THE AVALANCHES - A Different Feeling (Paperclip People Remix-Avalanches Edit) comes on*

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beta effeminate nonce cretin weakling freak

Feel like I saw the video for this once, everyone was really sweaty.

dumb crossposter

>Mrs May, we have a £6 billion surplus in the budget, should we invest in the north?

>no, build 3 new useless underground lines and give financial aid to saudi billionaires building land banks in london that nobody will live in

Grug want to smell bad smelly bum air of girl who go to magic cave to learn magic. She just actor though no real magic cave. Still Grug want to smell bad air from bum.

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id genuinely be amazed if you did, i only saw it because someone on the idols discord uploaded it

london needs investments

the North: Mrs May, we have a £6 billion surplus in the budget, should we invest in the north?
Mrs May: sure, here's a million to spend on infrastructure
the North:

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I've never seen it since, either on recommendations or history, but I'm positive I did.

probably won't be able to get a job after uni with my terrible average
how should I kill myself?

fuck off

Rope your neck in.

>investing in the north
might as well unload £6 billion into an incinerator, will achieve just as much

hello nigger

>idols discord

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There's two Greggs near where I live about less than a hundred yards away from each other. The sausage rolls are far FAR better in one of them.

need a gf

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brexit will make britain the malaysia of the north and london will be the new singapore .

take everything we learned from the colonies and apply it here

No you didn't.
Don't presume to tell me what's what on sue matters.

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Why do white liberals keep pushing their pet niggers on us?

We are going to expell london from the union?

wow people in Jow Forums are absolute cancer

I wonder if dabbing lyrics spammer is a normal poster on top of posting memes or if he exclusively communicates in memes

Watching Alexander Nevsky

keep thinking back a few years ago when everyone was young and on /b/ and there was a meme picture going around that guesses what every user was . it said 'you play video games, etc and you're a bit racist'.

then think how far we've come from a 'bit racist' haha

Getting my daily dose

The Jews are conniving weasels.

any bfa man in

haha yeah...
*walks away and talks to someone else*

freak

deserve a gf

why do Brits use French words like petrol instead of wholesome Anglo-Saxon words like gas?

his skin invading hair's territory

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it's amazing how far we've come to make racism acceptable

>gas
>is actually a liqud

like the french because the germans were our enemies . but also like the germans because the french were our enemies as well.

it's not acceptable, just inevitable

because your mums a whore

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braskas final aeon?

any other beta effeminate nonce cretin weakling freak man in?

benis

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Norman invasion led to the upper class adopting a lot of french words, while lower classes would usually stick to the anglo saxon variants of those same words

Alright

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Not a nonce

only 3 hours of unitoil today lads
a nice reprieve from the usual 9 hours of unitoil

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>being this new that if you're the sort of autist to filter that you haven't filtered me already

Same but im not going

Not one to filter people desu, pic was clearly a joke

>telling people to ignore you if they don't like you
>being angry when people ignore you

hmmMM

one day my posts will be considered a part of australian and british history

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She's a malignant cunt

xD

where do I tell people to ignore me?

'ate Normans
'ate da Frogs
'ate Catholics
'ate smelly Yuropeans

Love are Cromwell
Love da Republic
Love pints

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''if you don't like me, fuck off''

>nogs have to use wallpaper of books
absolutely spluttering

>any betting shop
>depressing
Little pansy boy can't handle a punt

loads of rorkes on Sadiq Khans tweet about eid ali-baba today lmao

Grim Grim Grim

Gas isn't Anglo-Saxon you thick cunt.

Their faces are scary.

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practically spot on, if you live within 1/2 mile of a lyca-mobile shop, you live in a shit area, simple as

My local "main" street
>paki chicken
>Ladbrokes
>wog hairdresser
>polish shop
>paki pizza
>Coral
>Betfred

Ah yes
No less than THREE middle aged boomers mowing the lawn
Sounds like I’m in a war zone

what about pubs. most of them are grim

could care less

>Presenter Adrian Chiles has urged people to track their alcohol intake after revealing he sometimes drank 80 or 100 units a week.

absolute fucking lad, what a bloke

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the depressing shop most people forget about is estate agents . looks alright up front but then you realise people are moving around a lot probably with high arrears and too many kids in tow.

Child’s play

Saw a mudcrab the other day, horrible creatures.

another moderately depressing shop are travel agents because they're overpriced and taking advantage of poor people who don't know how to use the internet

six pack a night that is
not a great deal

Is that similar to a mudshark?

told a girl at work that i'm interested in another girl at work, knowing that she would tell her i'm interested
now the girl i'm interested in is infatuated with me
now i just have to sit back and wait for her to ask me out

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depression kino is pound shops
always extremely poorly lit, cashiers look like they want to neck themselves
usually see a fat mum with a badly behaved child or an old lady who looks like they have dementia too

and surpringly not on that bingo card is greggs because people think it's healthier than mcdonalds but ti's still fast food and it's pretty sad to see chav mums give their toddler a sausage rolls to suck on

youtube.com/watch?v=NcVNgFJ6lNg
we're in here

Wow, you're hard.

I steer clear of them.

or them travel agents pakis use to book hajj

and other depressing shop is also bingo halls because it's just william hill but for women

What's depressing about them?

>kino
cringe

Because France is far superior

Galaxy chocolate for lunch lads

wasn’t on the pull last night so didn’t shave my bush. also didnt wear my calvins. just ones with bantman on front. disaster. pulled a lass anyways. got a hotel room. remembered my situation. went in bathroom to cut bush. no razor. had to singe it. fire alarms go off. nightmare