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why did he turn out the way he did?

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just been to asda for a meal deal

bit late to the party lad, it's zoomerposting now

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White people: "how can I profit from this?"

Ooh we got a live one

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GP, had a few 'cause I had insomnia before exams and zopiclone made me drowsy in the morning. Was my last one.

ladies you are looking good tonight

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youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

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do you always go for the fat ones?

is that the Carlton?

fucking cringe, tell her to go back to india and get raped while pooing on the street.

This is fat?

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Edgy

she seemed fatter from the pic.
she's slightly chubby

she's cute

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t. zhang

Post the zoomer gym class comic. Love that one

looks like the potential divinely mandated soulmate minus the tattoos

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My so called "parents" will think im going to uni but in reality i will just be waiting in my car in the parking lot

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why dont you go?
what are you going to do instead?
what do you want to do with your life?

>looks like the potential divinely mandated soulmate

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Why would you do that?

walkers are saving money by only putting vinegar on their salt and vinegar crisps

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Frig off
Uni is gay and stupid

is this sicily? i thought you lived in ohio

No
Fuck Ohio state btw

>he has a weak handshake

not bad..
i'd spaff on her

Being a lazy piece of shit who leeches of his parents without making an attempt to educate himself and become successful is gay and stupid

Watching Alexander Nevsky
Based Russians fucking up krauts

no as in this is not sicily or no as in this is sicily but you dont live in ohio

Didn't ask to be born

I don't nor have i ever lived in Ohio

>We need to ban Jow Forums

Thoughts?

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sue

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going to be hanging off these milkers in approx 6 hours lads, 100 quid for the hour and she'll let me spaff in her minge too

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the only woman I could ever spaff on is her majesty

>yep now Russia, that's a good country, I miss the Soviet Union, no war like the Cold War amiright son?
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genuinely think some lads would kill themselves if they shut down their only outlet

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bum

corrrrrrrr

have a peek x

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so this is jimmy carr's wife then?

>1999
>Soviet Union

cringe

don't appreciate vietlad greentexting my post
what? you don't believe in the red string of fate?

Just realized people born before 1990 in Russia were born in a country that doesn't exist anymore

>I know when the Soviet Union fell

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you need calm down

will you stop

Pathetic

what a sappy gay film paddington is
despise Londoners

me offscreen

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I wouldn't trust a prossie who lets you cum in her

vile rodent

when you get no (You)s it's because people don't give a toss about what you think, it's not an invitation to try again another day

dumb crossposter

whats to care about i hate my life anyway haha

seen this exact post too many times
give it a rest

YEAH
I ONLY WATCH MOVIES LIKE TOP GEAR: THE MOVIE BECAUSE I'M A FACKIN NORVERN BLOKE
YEAH!
TITS TITS FOOTBALL TITS PIE TITS

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it's not a crosspost
that webm has been saved to my phone for months

It still lives in our hearts

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haha

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The Soviet Union fell after Lenin died

Thoughts on my redecorated bedroom?

The FF 15 poster is holographic, not sure if I should move it somewhere out of view when staring at the TV

Simple, I was born the wrong gender

Also, being forced to attend Madrassa as a kid and living in a paki area

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Save the white south Africans

is your family from mirpur? aka the place where the rest of our shitty pakis come from

wish poleys dad would just man up and give him a quick honour killing

Would kill moni if given the chance

Who ya got?

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Poley why do you get upset when people 'misgender' you when that is something that is in your own head? No-one else is under any obligation to partake in your mental illness.

love uni, hate summer
simple as

>is your family from mirpur?
yes

most Rochdale pakis though seem to be from punjab

My mother is light skinned and my father dark skinned

Doing big sloppy poos

The white boi will lose

>claims he's a woman inside
>likes iron maiden
I just don't believe the paki drag queen

I feel like KSI will probably win but I'm repping Logang

Just read your post back to yourself, you're being ridiculous

I am who I say I am and no one else has any say in that

Lots of women like Iron Maiden, saw plenty at the concert

Bet you've never even been a single concert in your life

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love it moni x

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Weird number of yanks ITT
Usually don't see them around this time

want to climb inside her

this is relative to my interests (tits and fanny)

Top Gear is for southern softies

If you look like a male then other people, and by this I mean strangers, are under no obligation to assume you want to be treated or referred to as female.
Especially when, as you say in your blog from time to time, sometimes you actually like it when you're 'misgendered' because on that particular day you felt more masculine than feminine. I'm sincerely asking: how do you expect people to know this? It's in your own head.

it's the uni NEETs who finally have something to do (i.e. work on their poofter art history "degree")

looked at part time jobs every day for the past year or so even though i know ill never get one

unironically bet £50 on ksi

Idiot

wish I could hire somebody to take car of all my paperwork in life