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Cereal Bars > Workman's Cafes > McDonalds

Think we can all agree on this.
Workman cafe's are too UKIP-y whilst McDonalds is too pleb-y.
But the cereal bars are just right.

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weren't any bullies at my high school unless you were genuinely autistic

essex is unironically the best place in britain dream of moving there someday

Would you like marmalade,with your sandwich?

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on the 16th day of nofap my willy gave to me

the confidence to talk to a qt

Thats what I love about ordering at mcdonalds with every order you are also guaranteed a date with the qt serving if you ask her number

shirt: lifted
rectum: ranged
arse: banditted
poo: poached
bum: pirated

Prolonged childhood.

Psych wards are unironically a lot of fun. It's been years since I've been admitted but I kinda miss it, they have a certain charm. What were you in for? How long?

ah yes violent cockneys and london overspill up to your neck fantastic

what a sappy gay film Paddington is
despise Londoners

me? I love asking out the 15 year olds who work at mcdonalds

Alri antifa

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in the Dictatorship of the Proletariat there will be a McDonalds on every streetcorner

copped a peng vintage roadbike

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Half a bowel of coco pops please

Sure, that’ll be £7.99 + £1.99 for the milk. Did you bring your spoon? We only charge 20p here.

*steals it*

>Half a bowel

find it genuinely amusing whenever i post the paddington meme (which is a lot)

1 month gap in your CV is like a three year prison sentence.

lot of anti irish comments on /his/ from americans

need to watch some funny animal videos after a hard day of work otherwise it all gets to me

the one i was in was boring and shitty for the most part but it was nice to be able to talk to and relate to people face to face for a change

was in for cutting myself, carved a swastika into my arm too

>all men are created equal

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watching batman vs superman ULTIMATE edition

love this kino

>peugeot
think that's a car mate...

feeling comfy
have no doubt this will be ruined by a mood swing

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>cereal bars
are you actually paying some runt extortionate amounts of money to have a bowl of cornflakes

going out to brixton this weekend
pretending to be keen on it when really I'm just hoping I won't get stabbed

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
- Me, about 2 seconds ago

What a sappy gay film Kes is
Despise poortherners

even Mercedes is on the cycle train now

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This is actually cool as fuck
I don't know why you're bullying the lad

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South = nearest train station has a direct link to london
North = anywhere else

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dressing well is basically a crime these days

BMW unironically make great cycles

Absolutely peng mate
How much?

XD

Edinburgh has a direct trainlink to London...

manchilds the cafe

Isnt brick lane paki town lol

>Half a bowel
so reddit are getting cereal enemas now

Jesus wept is there anything more soy?
Almost as bad as those cat cafes

fucking bent more like
seen many posh boys like you get their pudgy faces mashed by my fists

saw that video with the jap girl
grim

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Cereal is such a Y*nkoid thing

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literally the same girl but 6 years apart

formerly Chuck's

god I hate everything in london so fucking much
terrorist, gangs, manchildren and yuppie ponce twats. zero redeeming features

93861708
93861853
didnt know there were genuine freakazoids here

this comic was definitely drawn in 2012

dad's family all moved to essex
dad stayed up north
kill me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

might go on a xanax binge until sunday

Go eat at your local sandnigger's chicken shop with the arabic writing on the windows and the poor rating the health inspector gave him that he has to display hidden away in the corner in the hope that nobody can see it

Meanwhile I'll be hanging with middle class qts at the cereal bar

>Sneedville
dont get it.

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hello teenager

5 18-25 year old tarquins moved down the road from me.

Not anywhere near a university, strange

Funny how much /brit/ loves to hate on London. Wanna know something, sweetie? We don't think of you at all. x

choon
youtube.com/watch?v=txv7RCe8DXM

formerly legal

I'm 25 it's a prescription

Just watched this pile of shit. How much fucking kikery was involved in this movie? I'm not even a Jow Forumstard, but this movie is literal psyops propaganda, aimed at brainwashing young children into thinking refugees are good, and that, hey kids, it's okay to bring in foreigners who look dangerous because they're actually nice people!! The fact that it takes place in London too... they're not even trying to hide it.

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have fun paying £10 for a bowl of ceral while i eat 6 wings , peri chips and coke for 3 pound at morleys

>Funny how much /brit/ loves to hate on London. Wanna know something, sweetie? We don't think of you at all. x

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sell them overpriced drugs or rob them

>come to work
>marketing ask for changes to the website first thing in the morning
>arrange the meeting for 11:00
>go on lunch
>do the work (takes like 10 minutes)
>let them know I've finished at 15:00
>they ask for more little things
>put it off until tomorrow
I'm on £33k p/a

>prescription drugs

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>I'm not even a Jow Forumstard,
hmmmmmmmmmmm

Listening to slowdive

which album yankoid

its just strange that theres an all male group of toffs moved into a house near to me despite where i am being a boring suburban ghetto without anything that would seem to attract them

Souvlaki

maybe they're establishing an outpost for the toff paedo ring
who's going to notice a missing lower class girl

that's me love xx hope we wont be too much of a bother xxx
good lad x

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It actually is peng here desu

even toffs like cheaper housing

Saw a nigger with a comb in his afro

alri grandad

phworrrr

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I live in Brixton and it’s fine you fucking melt get a grip

Where you off to anyway?

Company is sending me to Swindon for 6 months

tfw no rachel gf

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