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Have ya ever wanked before lads?
Have ya ever wanked to lads before?
dislike all this talk of wankery
Have you ever lads before wanked?
god im so useless
>Woman arrested after attempting to drive car into gates at Government Buildings
Was it heroism?
Have ya ever wanked lads before?
hello where is the ellen?
Thread is off to a great start, I see.
What's the story with that old woman who crashed her Micra into the gates of Leinster House today?
Sick of that Indian faggot in there
Died over over wanking
Leo doesn't live in Leinster House. Trust a Micra driver not to know that.
She's ould, back in her day Taoiseachs spent all their time in Government Buildings. Now they're always on their bleedin' Snapchats
>bleedin'
Enough of that cheek young lad
And stop posting cartoons
Are you from the place?
>What's the story with that old woman who crashed her Micra into the gates of Leinster House today?
The time of tyrants has come to an end.
>And stop posting cartoons
Find a different website.
Dublin boys...
...should emigrate.
Immigration of Irish is never a good thing. Also to be honest with this ongoing accommodation crisis in Dublin right now, I have to say I feel sorry for the Dubliners that are actually from there. If they want to move out of their parents homes but still live in their own city, they're getting screwed over by high rents and poor quality accommodation for reasons beyond their control - namely foreigners and people from the rest of Ireland moving in and driving up demand and government policies that discourage landlords from letting their properties
*Emigration of Irish
>Immigration
You mean emigration?
>government policies that discourage landlords from letting their properties
Landlord would be perfectly happy with inflated rents.
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>Landlord would be perfectly happy with inflated rents.
Their income from rent is taxed the shit out of I believe. Think my landlord told me before that she only sees about half of what we pay her. Plus raising rents is a pain, you can only do it by 4% a year
It's where the majority of of highly qualified jobs are located, so those who aren't highly qualified are being squeezed out.
On the opposite end, those from rural areas wanting such jobs are being forced to move their because such jobs aren't available in their areas.
In summary, more investment in infrastructure, enterprise and employment in rural Ireland and in the other regional cities would help a lot.
>It's where the majority of of highly qualified jobs are located, so those who aren't highly qualified are being squeezed out.
Yes, the working class locals are getting fucked over. An example that comes to mind is down by the docklands where houses have been demolished in favour of offices that are filled with continental Europeans and social climbing Irish people. Gentrification kills cities, I'm happy with Dublin being rough as it is
>On the opposite end, those from rural areas wanting such jobs are being forced to move their because such jobs aren't available in their areas.
In a lot of cases, there are jobs available elsewhere but they just pay less. Of course, the higher cost of living in Dublin offsets a lot of this so it's not even worth the stressful commutes a lot of the time. These people would be better staying home and negotiating better wages with their employers after a year or 2
>In summary, more investment in infrastructure, enterprise and employment in rural Ireland and in the other regional cities would help a lot.
Agreed. We should look into bullet trains like the French and Japanese have. If people could live in the likes of Mullingar and get to Dublin City centre in 30 minutes then that would alleviate housing demand in Dublin. Not that it would ever happen and even if it did, the scheduling of trains would be poor because it's Ireland
>there are jobs available elsewhere but they just pay less
You don't go to college and qualify as a doctor or engineer and then say "Dublin is too expensive, guess I'll just work behind a bar at home".
Now they may be able to work in the occupation they've chosen outside of Dublin but for less money and prestige, as you've said, but if they are ambitious and want to make money then why shouldn't they go after the big hospitals, the likes of Google and Facebook? They may likely not be able to work for the above if they aren't in Dublin.
>I'm happy with Dublin being rough as it is
And yet you wonder why people dislike Dublin.
>ou don't go to college and qualify as a doctor or engineer and then say "Dublin is too expensive, guess I'll just work behind a bar at home".
Why not? Notions?
>working for someone else
>ambitious
I miss 70's Enda's hair.
I see that you too were watching Kino in the Years. 1975 was a very violent year it would seem.
>notions
>implying menial labourers and low-skilled workers aren't human garbage
You see him recently? Gone mental.
>And yet you wonder why people dislike Dublin.
People over exaggerate how bad it is. I only ever felt threatened walking around in parts of West Dublin like Finglas which I'm never in anyway. I feel more threatened walking the country roads because there's always some cunt dog that threatens you
>People over exaggerate how bad it is.
>mfw
>I feel more threatened walking the country roads because there's always some cunt dog that threatens you
The Dub fears the dog too it would seem.
Jaysus, he's looking well. Is it bad that I sort of miss him even though I was rather neutral towards him when he was in power?
Bet you think the cities of Cork, Limerick and Waterford are shite too.
He wasn't as much of a media whore as varadkar, I miss that about him.
Well they are.
They're all better than Dublin.
>The Dub fears the dog too it would seem.
I'm not even from Dublin, I'm just here for college. I say that about dogs as someone from the countryside
>waterford
>limerick
>not shite
Only galway and cork are alright.
The dogs can smell Dublin on you. Complete your course and get out.
What does Dublin smell like?
Even Galway is overhyped and is basically just a large town. Cork is a genuinely comfy small city that's going through a substantial boom at the moment. It has still got issues, but I've never found them to be as prevalent or numerous as those found in the other cities of Ireland.
Education and success.
Dereliction and Chinese food.
Cork is fucking full of knackers.
>Cork is a genuinely comfy small city
Shame about the inhabitants though.
So is every city in Ireland. At least in Cork they're contained to one half of the northside.
England
Dubs claim the same thing.
But there are knackers everywhere in Dublin. I've even seen them in the supposedly civilised parts.
>Go to Dublin
>Junkie approaches me
>CAN I UZZ YER PHOANN? DOES YOU HAVE A FAG OR A URRO
>Sorry man, I've none of those one me
>FOOKIN BLEEDIN CHULCHIES ROONEN DOOBLIN
Whats the best part of ireland and why is it Chill Mhantáin?
is dublin really as shite as people itt are saying?
No, they are all just jealous boggers.
No. It's worse.
Think of the worst British city you know of. Then imagine if it was somehow worse and your country's capital city.
>Think of the worst British city you know of. Then imagine if it was somehow worse
Dublin is worse than Dublin?
Should have seen that coming.
>his second language is his native language
Why are you posting these racist "comics"?
>he believes in reverse racism
Is it illegal to possess and use steroids or is it just illegal to sell them?
No I don't. Racism is racism.
>You can be racist against whites
Just eat more and lift heavier duuude
takes too fucking long
Well what else are you doing with your time
Watching and wanking off to anime girls who may look like toddlers but are like 50.
fapping to fox girl anime
Lads, do you know the way 80's things are in vogue at the moment? Does that mean 90's things will be coming back in fashion soon?
Big jealous of the continentals
>Jealous of backwards people deifying child raping preachers.
jealous of nations with a long history, who weren't bitch boys of a foreign power for seven hundred years
>80's things are in vogue at the moment?
Like what? Is disco back in style? Does everyone have lots of money?
>Is disco back in style?
Sort of.
>Does everyone have lots of money?
We're now in a post-recovery period, so from an economic perspective, yes.
>when your polish immigrants are the only white people in your country (protip: Krauts aren’t white)
Gread leat
>Spanish
Are you the spic from the last thread?
It's probably just Yikes user.
What's a Yikes user when it's at home?
Yes, but a plastic version with hallow manikins pretending to be someone. Everything will still have it’s cheap and shit quality as it usually does nowadays.
A Nigerian in Nigeria.
Who the fuck are you cunt?
80's was more in vogue in the 2000's than now and I'd say 90's nostalgia is very much alive. The 20 year rule seems to apply so we should start seeing 2000's nostalgia within a couple of years
So why's he here?
>I figured out Irish girls wear short dresses and fake tan
Germany rose firing shots.
>80's was more in vogue in the 2000's than now
I disagree, but I can only draw on my own personal experience with contemporary media.
>and I'd say 90's nostalgia is very much alive
So we can expect the Spice Girls reunion tour any day now?
kanker Ieren
Based Deutschland.
I'm in dublin can someine sell me some heroin