There is a big scary spider on my stairs

There is a big scary spider on my stairs

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its it black and tan?

>see cockroach on floor
>wait till mom comes home so she can get rid of it

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take it outside but don't kill it
spiders are based fly and m*squitoid slayers

Spiders are your friends. Don't even take him outside, let him guard your room

the vacuum cleaner wasn't invented for fun

let it be

Nice filename.

Pick him up on a sheet of paper and set him down outside your house.

If you hate other insects more than spiders, do this If you are a sissy or just want to experience an american warmonger simulator, pick a deodorant spray, a lighter and combine both as a flamethrower.

it's hammer time

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I caught this guy a couple of days ago. Man up OP.

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Someone probably brought it from Africa, never seen anything bigger than 3cm

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_house_spider

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I bet you didn't you small dicked chink faggot

t. chang

t. small spider

I'm a big spider

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then he wouldn't be afraid of it

i hate spiders but hate mosquitos more so whenever i see a spider i leave it be, but that doesnt fix my fuckig mosqito problem, i wish mosqitos felt pain and had emotions so i can torture them.

for you

Buy a gecko and set it free in your house

kys

I-I can take care of it for you

ehehehhe Bane posting is making me so happy

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no problem

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Pathetic

you're a good dad, paps

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cum on the sidper and psot pisc

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