/brit/

is high toryism a meme

just a random image from my collection mate

Heh... stupid pigs

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>Fake GPS doens't seem to work with Pokemon GO anymore
>Johto festival, lots of rare/uncommon pokemon appearing
>get off my ass and start hunting
>on my way back home an old white male drug addict calls me "love" and asks to use my phone
>I allow it since he says I can hold the phone etc
>call his dealer (sounds like a paki)
>dealer was supposed to be here 2 minutes ago, addict is chasing him

Another win in the pass column?

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wrong.

it's true. shouldn't be passing on such shit genes.

>pokemon go
what i wouldn't give to be 12 again

was about to hat this post but then the new thread was posted
inb4 you hat my post

the modern day odyssey

i am a sovereign citizen
the police cannot arrest me

Truth

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mayo and chips, no better combo

Considering abandoning the corporate life once and for all, living in semi-hermitude, and devoting myself entirely to the study of religious existentialists (starting with Jung, Kierkegaard, and Tillich) and how their ideas can be applied to the malaise of modern day society.

Might just not do that and carry on being miserable though desu

trying to picture the person who drew this

>was about to hat this post but then the new thread was posted

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belgian twat

not gonna lie, that's pretty epic

We wuz we havin a ball with the cats downtown
The hands on the clock just danced around
We gotta stop the clock baby

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where are all the brits on this fine british evening?

Quirky little story there Moni

Reminds me of that time you planted a hidden video camera in your shared student flat toilet and videotaped your innocent Polish female roommate showering naked for your own sexual gratification and then immediately bragged about it by posting clips on Jow Forums and then your roomate was doxxed and notified by anons before she and her friend reported you to Aberdeen university (which you were subsequently expelled from) and the police which instigated a police inquiry into your sexually deviant criminal wrongdoings and then you got a job in McDonalds and you got sacked because you were outed as a sex pervert by the Polish girl and her mate

do you remember that Moni?

How was your day today moni? xx

at dinner

its like 4 am in australia what are you doing lol

Jow Forums unironically BTFO here

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neetoil

doing a big think

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this is what america gets for not fucking paying their taxes

Holy shit

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either a nog or a redneck pissed at cops

anyone wanna start a tribe in the forest?

Preach it brother

Kek

Currently drinking - Arizona: Southern Style Half&Half Sweet Tea and Pink Lemonade

Hate being shitalian
Want to suicide every day

can you stop spreading this fabrication please? If moni was guilty, she'd be in prison by now

But she isn't, is she?

Post movie characters that are basically you

Ill start:
youtube.com/watch?v=bIMVrX9CaVw

she's on probation

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the ACMPfu just gets cuter and cuter

Thank god every day you weren't born a shitalian manlet

which means she's innocent

pygmalion > souvlaki

poley is guilty but it's a very petty crime and it would do nothing to send him to prison

11 Movie Characters That Are, Like, Totally Me (Number 7 Will SHOCK You!)

/balt/ is the worst god damned general on this board holy shit

OK, I guess

I went outside, that feels good sometimes

noncing is not a petty crime sweetheart

My Jewish communist mother named me after one of these people. RIP mum

no it doesn't you thick retard

hilter just done what he had to do

>him

ugh, can you not?

want to do a sleep
but want to make fun of more brits
??

think captcha is broke

until he gets his gender legally changed to female, change his name to monica and gets his genitals inverted, I'm going to call him amer and use male pronouns

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watch: Hanumanji ne ki Kaliyug ke pet mein jakar uski pitayi

who even does captchas anymore?

sounds cringy as fuck la

I literally cannot post on my computer, only works on mobile data
think Britain has been range banned

Not me ama

ugh, can't wait until your bigoted kind dies out

the dream

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told the taxi man to drop me out two bottles of bushmills

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Oscar-winning Danny Boyle will no longer direct 25th Bond film due to "creative differences", producers say

youtube.com/watch?v=U3hXzVBBQe8

Just block JavaScript x
My home WiFi is blocked from nocaptcha too

Will you print it out as a poster and put it up on your wall

seen it too many times mate

nutrition plays a huge part in the development of children, but nothing is being done to ensure children get the best food

90% of parents just plonk ready meal shit in front of their kids

sad loser

whens 28 Months Later you fucking hacks

it was working fine just 10 minutes ago
reeew

got any evidence to back up that 90%?

Wheres Hammond?

stupid city dweller

yeah right here

*lamps you*

don't really have anything to post but I mindlessly solved a captcha so I might as well post something
thoughts?

want to down a coke

loser

Need poleaboo out of business sick of the cunt playing the victim

I'll call him.

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>im gonna live in da forest with da pretty elfs!!! :))

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Payload
that's a nice word

>I spend money to support a Taiwanese bubble wrap production forum
hat

3 packs of tesco foamy bananas down the gullet

not my fault they're 3 for £1 is it

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shut up mark

comfy

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I'm /suburban/ gang.

Go the right, I'm in Battersea.

Go to the left, I'm in the Surrey Hills.

>I spend mental energy to support a retarded self driving nonfree botnet

Labour are the party for the bourgeoisie.

*throws fairy dust in your eyes*

quiet lad.