/brit/

just had a wank using a water snake toy

Lads hear me out....

Kevlar Brodie Helmets.

choon
youtube.com/watch?v=-LdpylHemPQ

had a crywank today

no, cat yank is maths yank aka chad yank

You bald?

bout to have a fat pad wank

No I'm not Grant

had a wank with the cat in the room

hmm yes it seems you did

Disgusting lad

same but not red.

same

lee enfields make me nut

imagine having a MacBook and posting here about it. Absolute state of you dave

my dogs called dave

Aargh!

tired of being left out

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refuse to believe him until he posts his face

going to have a wank with the meat sock (proto-gf)

love being left out

i have a macbook. pretty good.

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I really dont care though. i know the relationship will end eventually, just waiting for it to fizzlw out. this may well be it. it was short lived. only a couple of months
she's very hot. nearly all very hot women are mental spastics

if you can scroll to the bottom of a brit thread and there isnt a post by you on the screen youre a freak
what are you doing here if not contributing

No, they're not.

>multicam in the fucking snow

squeak squeak

Post pic

auugh.......

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hey sueposter...... FUCK OFF

the nhs

Quiet, you.

i like it. shame it doesn't have MS paint on it though.

what a poorly dressed man

/brit/ funny moments

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youtube.com/watch?v=uVKJJfFGYus

fffffff

how deep is ur dik

is it like the ocean

How do you cope with the fact that you will never be with sue or a woman remotely like her?

we won ww2

alex ferguson is dead lads

190kg master race

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every night with me, haha.

we lost ww2

Men are expected to be in good shape but expecting a woman to have a BMI under 25 is unrealistic, oppressive, patriarchal violence, how DARE you police womens bodies?

remember when that yank made that post
haha what a classic
,,,said nobody ever

oh, you're shocking.

hmmm so it seems we did
I have yellow fever so I would have liked it if the japs won

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190 currently bricking it

wtf is this

Major qt

bit harsh on your mum

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what have you done to ensure the health of the British economy.

The gf

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just found a rare coin
gonna sell it on ebay for 4 grand

you should be leeching bennies so it collapses

How is that harsh on my mum you retard?

Fingerbanged Sue outside Lyca Mobile in Whitechapel

I am a NEET

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virgin freak

Obesity is objectively bad

Why can't fat cunts take responsibility for themselves? They blame genetics, or the food industry, the delusional fuckwits, they reckon there are people who could eat their 5000 calorie diet and gain no weight at all. Colonel Sanders didn't break in and force the KFC down your throat, YOU BOUGHT IT AND DECIDED TO EAT IT, IF YOU ARE FAT IT IS YOUR FAULT

but why

voted in a president that would see your country striped and ransacked

Everyone who sees this post should do a dab
Even if it's the first you've ever done

Funny how almost everyone on /brit/ has had their way with sue apart from the sueposter.

hat

go ask her

calm down schizo
take your meds

people don't care

Fat people have to pay for two seats on a plane lel

we should bring back workhouses

What the fuck are you talking about? Harsh on my mum how? What the fuck do you mean??? What is wrong with you?

why is tim doing christmas songs already

Jealous much?

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set the 'der location to timbuktu

Based!

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you arrive in wigan

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Wish I was in Osaka th shagging Japanese girls

not of that gook

Yeah but user they're all Boers so they deserve it.

>not a virgin freak
>not a social spastic
>not a manchild
>not ugly, short, skinny, fat or balding

>no friends
>no gf
this can't be happening. i'm in charge here

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Zimbabwe 2.0 fantastic

Cope more