Culture Pals /cp/

Shocking method will make you be able to get any woman you want (you will never believe step 2) edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?
Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
Https://culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
qtcrawler

script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7
javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

Q: Do the scripts work?
A: It seems like they do

Old:

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First, for fuck that disgusting cunt who needs to cut his nails. Filthy freak

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Third,for I will neva conqa whito woma

nth for me :)

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sukive up?

>girl says we should use an app to talk because interpals is not that good
>never goes online on said app
what did she mean by this?

What app is that?
Maybe she'll only go online when she receives messages.

Wonder if you look both ways
When you cross my mind

How do I find out where my trust issues stem from?

>ayyy gurl are you tired? you keep running through my mind

That's actually a nice one

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hangout from google

What you have problems trusting?

My QT is out to get me

I think she probably just leaves it in the background so she doesn't see when you're online.
If she gave her real email and not some shit email, that counts, i think?

Get you how

thread dying? not on my watch!

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>go to a bar in Paris with grill
>really cool bar, first time going there
>hit it off really well, get a few drinks etc
>decide to go back to our suburb coz’ getting late and no trains after a certain hour
>get out at our stop, walk towards the river while smoking a joint
> we hold hands and etc, we kiss a few times listening to some old Coldplay
>get to somewhere she’d always go as a kid
>tennis courts inside and one open air court, old and unused for some time
>lay down, listen to music, start kissing
>starts getting naughty (will save details)
>sundenly she looks up, flashlights are coming from both ways around the building so we get up and get dressed real quick
>it’s the police
Got cock blocked by the police this evening lads

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Oh yeah and
>they made me empty my pockets
>two (2) condoms found

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Expose me, my secrets, I guess. People aren't really who they say they are. It's like, it's retarded I know, it's hard to explain.

to bad you didn't get to use them
owned, epic style!

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just try to be logical (and autistic) about it
literally list down all your suspicions and make another list for why those are absurd.
who knows? maybe you actually have a point to not trust the person.

O w n e d !!!1!
Le ebin penis barricaded Xd

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Do you guys message qt girls in your own country? Just saw this really qt brazillian girl and couldn't help but message her.

下げる。

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why are all the friendly chinese woman trying to shill something?

>Mfw she asked me if I posted our chat in Jow Forums

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Dang. What did you do to her?

Ask her what is a Jow Forums

late night cp is so slow

That's because only Europeans and North Americans have a real chance of finding a foreign qt gf on the internet

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wow. there was no need for that.

here, have a beer

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>first day of Japanese class
>only other white person in the class is a beta weeb that can't make eye contact with anyone and can't speak loudly
Lmao like clockwork

>Oh please download this shitty chinese chat app, oh and buy a nice Xiaomi phone while you're at it

no. that was too much for me. i'm going to sleep

xiaomi phones are pretty good. and I got wechat already. Chinese qts will start throwing themselves at me in no time

Goodnight. btw we'll never give you the gold back

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>falling for the soulless chink jew
Enjoy your unofficial Chinese government bugged device

oh shit, they're gonna find out my emo rock stash and what porn I watch

how does she know about you browsing Jow Forums? do you guys talk about Jow Forums usually?

>emo rock
Seriously? lol
>porn
you afraid they'll find all your cuck porn?

>muh sicrid club

I didn't ask how she knew about Jow Forums. asked how she knew HE browsed it
would be pretty weird to randomly ask "oh btw did you post my conversation on this internet forum we've never mentioned before?"

This

You wanted them to know those things all along.

Bump

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lesson learned lads
never go for the Turk girls, they're fucking crazy

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story time please

The turk "girl" was a trap, buttfucked him almost to death.

pretty hot desu

Which one of you Britcuck losers posted this interpals thread on Jow Forums acting all booty blasted about Polish thots?

autism

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Pol is way past autism now, it's a disease

omg!
hot

do you have a pic?

/endewy
>Sending nudes are so 2015, send me money instead
instagram thot

You have to from tyler, don't you

Awww baby is still upset

Haha no luck for you lad

getting slightly sad lads

>mentioned I wanted to make stop motion animation in the past
>he says he wants to see it
>I showed my abandoned project plan
>he also showed the stuff he has made for fun
>I thought it seemed great so I asked him if he has a blog or some shit to show it.

pic related is his answer.

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Wow so nice of you to remind him!!!

Then do your best to be his new inspiration.
Quit being so silly, doofus

I didn't know :(
I thought only grils make projects for their qts.

I don't know if I can be that "inspiration."
It's hard to mix hobbies and qts, something always ends up being shit.

You can still inspire him though. Just be very supportive to him

>very supportive to him
might be misunderstood though.
but I am being too presumptuous.

Misunderstood how?

that I am trying to make him my qt.

Yes, anyway she stroked my peepee so it was okay

... arent you?

Nasty vile woman

>Americun sends me “your cute”
What should I do about this

reply with this

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What happened to your other American qt?

Damn how did you remember this?
Nothing much desu, she came to France literally at the same time as my end of the year exams so couldn’t see her.
She said she’d be coming next year thi, we’ll see. I have a feeling she’ll turn into a thot at some point

Oh yeah and after seeing I had condoms in my pocket, the policemen all just chuckled saying “ah so that’s what you were trying to do here, cmon don’t lie lmao”
They were FUCKING 30 OR 40 FOR NO REASON.
We walked out of the thing and there they were, all looking at us, my zip was still halfway undone so they laughed at me again

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whats the problem my dear lad? just own it

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>own it
Yes I owned it we all had a laugh, just a very funny and incongruous experience.
Apparently they had nothing going on in town so they all came to see

no plans atm.

Screeching

>tfw a qt said she wanted to get married and have my children for first message

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noicee

*dabs into thread*

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Eating a full roast chicken

what are you having with it :)

ur mum

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Literally just the chicken

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I hear the flip user will open her legs for a Tesco meal deal and a mars bar

I tried. :(

oh was that OC? it's pretty

:') not OC, just edited.

now titman, THAT was a guy who made nice frogs

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i heard this too

she dm'ed me saying she was interested in norway, proclaimed i was from now on her new qt. Of course i was a bit taken back, but im a gentleman as you all know so i let it slide

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Bizarre creature isn't she

don't think my views are being registered anymore. think I ran the script too fast and it shadowbanned me or something. has Interpals been known to do such things

Interesting

Interesting