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Cant wait to sacrifice c*nak today and fed to sharks

Just a question, why indo wear sarong, long-sleeved shirt, songkok and praying mat?

Cindy Gulla's second name is Christina
wtf

It's the custom of Nahdatul Ulama, biggest islam organization
What do you wear to mosque?

It's our habit m8, atleast it will keeping us from not being like sandnigger

It's sunat so it's okay.

if I marry an Indonesian woman can I become an Indonesian?

Just baju kurung and sampingan
I'll never find any appeals of kurta shit or jubah. Even i never wear sarong because it feels too open underneath and exposed
I dont know the name but isnt there the indo design of a certain long-sleeved shirt that actually fits the sarong? Nowadays the most common one wore the flannel like shirt, which I find ruined and not quite a match for the fashion donned.

Throughout naturalisation, yeah. I think there are more requirements though.
But I don't think you want that since we don't allow dual citizenship.

jubah and cadar is for nu-muslims

I don't wear peci and ask someone to share his praying mat :^)

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mhh I think Cindy would rather move to Germany anyway

Cindy will prefer to marry Mr. Kim Jong Un from Korea or Mr. Tanaka from Japan instead of you.

it's my secret weapon. i'm hafu. so she has best of white (german) and best of asian (korea)

Are you rich? Because Mr. Kim Jong Un is rich.

do you look like elliot rodger?

Korean dad or Korean mom?

Bang bisskey sctv hari ini apa?

Inbox

actually yes lol

no because my dad is asian
asian man + white woman = good looking succesful child
asian woman + white man = bad looking psychopath child

>he can't speak Fookien

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Post face

They took it literally. That's why I dont really dwells with those numuslim
Why arent you wear peci ?
>share praying mat
I-Isn't that indirect kiss to the owner or if you get the feet part, i-it's footfag fetish?

>he is cinak
Please kys

In NU, only elders ulama wears jubah and surban
>long-sleeved shirt
Baju koko?

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>my dad is asian
Alpha confirmed, why settle for Indons?

no. i don't look asian at all.
elliot rodger looks like a model compared to me tho :/

because cindy gulla looks better than all plastic k-pop idols

I wonder if there are any msian chinks go to mosque to do the eid prayer lmao

yes
youtu.be/gV769j9kqaI

It's Baju Koko

Did Elliot Rodger ever mention about him being half asian or was it just him lusting after Blonde white girls?

You should marry a german by the way 75% white 25% asian is where it starts to get good like keanu reeves.

Because I look weird when I wear it. My usual getup is koko+sarung or koko+jeans.
>I-Isn't that indirect kiss to the owner or if you get the feet part, i-it's footfag fetish?
I'm not an autist, so I don't care about that.

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You haven't read "My Twisted World", didn't you?

It should have won the Pulitzer Prize.

>10-11 hour Audio book
Christ can i get a summary?

Yeah
I read it at least once a year

the only white women interested in me are crazy koreaboos that think life is a k-drama

Happy Hari Raya guys

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Yes yes, that's the one.

What would Elliot Rodger's name malay'd sounds like?
>Elias Razman
>Alimuddin Rahman

>Smelly muslims

I speedreaded through it a bit and read the epilogue it honestly seems like America poisoned him, I bet he would of turned out fine and still with us today probable with a GF if he stayed in London.

Sorry for the smells, just ate pagpag for breakfast

Jadwalnya apa hari ini, blay?

>literally followed the western sP*nshit ways of life by becoming cucktholics originated from the dark ages that never washes their bum.
How does murtad life goes for you, pagpag eater?

He should have just moved here for college.

he should have gotten a hooker. he was rich

>taking the religion of invaders
What a cuck

>never wear sarong
>Not wearing superior Cap Gajah Duduk

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He seemed like he romanticised the 'romance' live, so he didn't hire a hooker. Probably he watched romance movies or read romance books too much, imagine something like a prince with white horse as girl's dream.

He wanted to be like of those harem MCs, where girls just fall for him for no reason.

aka me in asia

Elliot could have been the same in Asia (he even has relatives here) but he's only obsessed with blonde haired blue eyes white girls.

literally the ugliest type of women

>Claims to be a malay
>Too afraid to wear his traditional "Kain pelekat" made by his ancestors

Kain pelekat is Indian la

So he watched harem anime, kek.

Based Malays cutting up Hindu make believe so called Gods

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guys how do I shave my bumhole

>Gajah Duduk

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make your boyfriend shave it for you

wadimor is for plebeians

I don't have one :3

I bet you don't buy those on the origin place, faggot. Don't forget to eat Soto Pekalongan and Megono when you get there.

Who /sarungmangga/ masterrace here?

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>guys how do I shave my bumhole
Carefully

Wew

3D Renderings

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Use 3 bladed shaver soap the area till your cover all of it
Shave from top till bottom in direction and wash the blade and repeat

Gajah duduk is the best one I've every tried without looking like a try hard

Arif Arshad Razman bin El sulaimani

Malay-chan is alive

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Do it slow and carefully whilst squating position.
use warm water and do it carefully.
my meth buddies likes to rim me when Im hairless.

>my meth buddies
reported

To whom?
To the bisaya overlord?
Lmao. Good luck with that.

>tripfags

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Malay-chan is a jesus.
He got resurrected again.

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based

Is it only my imagination or has "eid mubarak" become more popular than "selamat hari raya" in the last 10 years? Why do we hate our own language?

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3D renderings

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using foreign language make you looks smart according to normie

Because its cool, you need to learn how to join the cool kids club who use wechat speak in daily conversation.

>dad's car broke down
>balik kampung canceled

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I bet you broke it down, fucker.

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your imagination and your circle in social media. pergi la bergaul dekat luar, mana ada orang sebut eid mubarak.

Kan, kat tempat aku coworker pinoy pun ucap selamat hari raya.

Got 7kg meat eventhough i'm not poor.
Poorfags btfo.

>watching cycling racing asia games
>mute the channel
>commentary guy sounds annoying
>seeing all the rural areas in Indonesia
>at first thought its bunch of guys cycling
>realised it's actually a women tournament
Damn, they look like guys in a suit. Why are these slant-eyed plastic cumdumpter so flat chested?