/brit/

can’t wait until I lose the ol v and I can call everyone on here a virgin freak

Average Partner Count by age (United Kingdom)

12: 1
13: 1
14: 5
15: 7
16: 10
17: 11
18: 13
19: 17

what are you planning to study

imagine moving all the way to estonia just to have sex
cannot fathom how much of a virgin freak you would have to be

losing your virginity to a prostitute or a slag is worse than being a virgin

m.youtube.com/watch?v=uMonpeCnjwM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

robotics

grim

losing your virginity to someone you don't love is worse than being a virgin

not gonna happen

my dad lost his virginity to a prostitute

what about in a threesome and you cant get hard

nice
i say do it, estonia looks like a nice place

Have it on good authority that there's a girl ITT

you're not going to lose your virginity with a floppy cock lad soz

simply don't believe this

yeah but she's a minger

hahahaha

jews are resented because of their very high intelligence

David Bowie

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...shhh....

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fuck right off. i thought my 7 at 19 was impressive

it got hard for a few seconds so i did get it in very briefly but obviously didnt cum or anything

jews are resented because they are manipulative

They're resented because they keep trying to push non-whites on us.

An actual girl or someone who is mental and thinks they're a girl

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youtube.com/watch?v=piJI3pvwBuM
:l

you can fuck off

the cope response

You'd have to think there is at least one regular female poster
And no Monica doesn't count until they get their front hole at least

it's normal in some cultures for groups of teenagers to go to brothels and stuff to lose their vriginities

david bowe

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Im a girl and I would appreciate it if you posted fit men as well as slags

bucks

mad

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Oh, the Jews are amazing people. They are truly amazing. I think that per capita, people generally don’t realize that per capita that Jews have contributed more to American—the best of American culture than any other single group. If it weren’t for the Jews we wouldn’t have art, we wouldn’t have much theater. We wouldn’t have, oddly enough, Broadway—and Tin Pan Alley—and all the standards that were written by Jews—all the—the songs that you love to sing. You remember—

- Marlon Brando

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Simply Virgin Freaks

This bitch would make bank in the findom game.

Im an involuntary celibate

who do you think's fit?

I'm part of the FBI
(Front Bottom Inspectorate)

I reckon at least half of /brit/ is female
it would explain so much about this place

like 190cm, he's definitely a woman doing an insane parody of the average uni druggie
it has to be

How do I make a frozen bottle melt faster

youre a virgin!!!!!!

shove it up your arse

>only girls I can make hysterically laugh are my mates gfs

IVE FUCKING HAD IT, havent had an actual gf since 2015 feel like im gonna have to grow a beard out and join the local rape gang

youtube.com/watch?v=lN17c2v2Vgk

alan

In the Tarquin community, uncles take their nephew's to brothels when they turn 18

t. knower

Stick it up your bum

give over

bollocks
my uncle works for jp morgan and he never did this with me

might go another day without showering

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agree

everyone should subscribe to netflix

i take myself to escorts at any time because its a laugh

probably because your whole family thought you were gay

mustn't love you then

*readies fist*

who knew mustn't wasn't actually spelt like musn't?

thats fucked

Ok im sitting on the frozen bottle

changed his tune ay

bet your knob smells like death

Lmao 7 at 15

Fuck offfffffff

Thats pretty common where I grew up, sis lost her virginity at 13

wouldnt know ask your mam lmao!

source: my hairy arse

Your parents failed her mate

do you live in newcastle?

He became, dare I say it.... redpilled

Hang on mate just because his sister's a slag doesn't mean you can assume she's from Newcastle. Its a nice place.

Tower hamlets

Thinking about becoming a male cam whore

Night lads. Toil awaits

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virginity rocks

delet this

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How the fuck would you know that

dark fruits: virgins
Stella: 1 foot long cock and have a different lass in bed every night

>1 month until unitoil

gonna need a source on this

wish I had a toil

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f1 esports

fosters: the same as stella but better

I deal with Bitcoin and very high profile websites that are constantly dealing with psychotic British people using their free council housing and unemployment income to harass me and my friends constantly without fear of homelessness. If someone wants to do the things these people do to me and my associates, they should have to do it out of the gutters with sim cards they have to solicit money with a paper cup on the sidewalks to pay for.

Very accurate post

Based

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toil

looking forward to it I assume?

what about guinness