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Got me driving test in 6 hours, any tips?

check your mirrors a good lot

ANY GOOKLAD IN?

head checks

met a 45 year old twink on grindr who said he wants to powerfuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?

good luck
side note, why do britons seem like they get their licenses much later than y*nks or not at all

Thinking about toil

It's funny, my boss has a load of nazi memorabilia, has a whole room in his house dedicated to it, flags, uniforms, medals etc.
He's not a neo nazi or anything just really interested in antiques and WW2 stuff. Probably the most soy you can get really.
Still it's funny how bad you could make that look.

kill yourself before he kills you

we can get by without driving - in america you drive a lot more

retard

oi you got a loicinse to drive that car lad?

>tfw you make a point about how under a labour government the policies of mass immigration and diversity were much more strongly pushed and leftists within the labour party were much more able to push their ideology
>now we have a government that pledges to "get tough on immigration" and even labour politicians speak of reducing immigration showing how far the debate has moved
>"yeah but they still think immigration is good where did that get them!!?"
>as if immigration and uncontrolled mass immigration are the exact same

this is the standard of debate around here

lost so much weight that I need new clothes
can't afford them so might just get fat again

hello nigger

Minimum age for full licence is 17 in UK
Pretty much all cars are manual
It's more expensive to own a car because of retarded insurance
Culture, yanks drive everywhere
Here anyway you have to get 13 lessons which is more money

Who here /drive without loicense and uninsured/?

Poutine more like poo

i can't feel my face when i'm with poo

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just paid money to superswipe this cute redhead on bumble
if it works out itll be worth it imo

Who the bloody hell is Ronaldo Turnip?

people weren't annoyed about mass immigration because the negative effects were yet to be felt you brainlet

mot expired in june (I think, 99% sure)
I've never been pulled over by the police in 12 years of motoring so I don't really give a shit

donald nigger is not my president

It won't, superlikes are a scam that make you look pathetic

has worked for me in the past multiple times
don't do it for random slags who are 9s, do it for girls who are reasonably within my range

Me neither. I'm 28 but I look the exact same as I did when I was 21 and constantly need my ID while half my mates are going bald and some of them could pass for 35. The idea of losing my youth is crippling.

I've been driving for 5 years and never been pulled

what will happen if i take 30 risperdal

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we're doing karaoke at a work party this weekend
might do versatile - ketamine

Ok here's a Scenario lads
Black man is born in Gambia with the legal name 'Nigger Nigger'
He moves to the US
Is he legally obliged to change his name?

poutine is good

I hope you unironically die, mathfaggot

well then you're a moron. some police cars have ANPR which scan plates and if it flags no insurance/mot/stolen/whatever they will pull you. the no MOT fine is a few hundred quid so unless you're cars fucked might as well do it

i'm 30 and get hit on by teenagers every day
i'm not attracted to them at all. are you? the maturity gap alone is enough to put me off them. i reckon you're a pedo

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>30 year old virgin
>but trust me dude I get hit on every day

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that's not how anpr works

good post

>a woman looked at me on the train, therefore she was hitting on me

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My FUCKING electric SHOWER IS BROKEN AGAIN THIS PIECE OF SHIT I CANNOT SHOWER MYSELF I SMELL LIKE A FUCKING NORTHERN SWAMP STOP FUCKING BEEPING AT ME I JUST WANT A SHOWER

virgin by choice
the ex made me realize how powerful being a virgin is

she was

bRITISH people are mentally ill :

evidence
-two taps in bathroom/kitchen
-magnolia paint in house

Brings a tear to my eye
*BRAAAP*
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yes it is. have you never watched an episode of fucking road wars? they have a screen in the middle of the car showing them if the anpr flags up any dodgy plates. anpr on stationary cameras on motorways tends to just focus on stolen cars and cars linked to crime since it would flag up too many just for no mot or insurnace

Imagine the smell

whatever makes you feel better

bet you think the tv licence detector is real as well lol

up the bracket
libertines

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>the maturity gap
>am i attracted to teenagers

what sort of incel bullshit question is this? i'd bang anyone above 16 in a heartbeat as long as they were hot. i'm not going to fucking marry them there is no maturity gap when you're balls deep

i could go to the local bar right now and lose my virginity

The Libertines, now that was a band. Proper bands band.

The last rock and roll stars maybe?

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her
There's tears coming out from everywhere
The city's hard, the city's fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin' own you two bob cunt
When she wakes up in the morning
She writes down all her dreams
Reads like the book of revelations
Or the Beano or the unabridged Ulysses
Oh I really want to know
So tell me, where does all the money go
Where does all the money go
Straight, straight up her nose

would fuck the shit out of this slut boi's asshole. god that would be so hot

m-m-MUMMY

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going to show this comment to your future wife

Indeed they were lad
All wank since
Name a decent band from past 5 years... impossible

exactly
it doesn't sound a klaxon every time it registers a car has no tax/mot/insurance (and somehow manages to contact the dvla to check in the first place)

ah, yes, a quintessential british banter

>express.co.uk/videos/551818/Rome-British-tourists-bathe-NAKED-in-iconic-fountain
>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6082165/Italian-police-hunt-Britons-stripped-fountain-famous-Rome-monument.html
>express.co.uk/news/world/1006370/uk-tourists-italy-rome-altare-della-patria

im sure if i wanted to i could go find an episode of road wars, demonstrate the operation of anpr in police vehicles, and you'd still say you were right because you are absolutely retarded

libertines are shite and anyone who likes them is a nonce
"doherty" is an anglicized irish name and any br*ts claiming that the libertines are good and that "doherty" is english are sadly mistaken

20 years of age and I still get acne

Where art thou ,suicide clinic

Shut up you bender i've been driving with no license, no insurance and cracked windscreen for literally years

wash your face

yes, it does. for the ones fitted to traffic police cars. the ones on the motorways which are fixed to poles don't do this. this was the entire point of the fucking post.

getting NIGGERED lads. do you lads even know what niggered means?

Don't be a pee, get that MOT

business idea: become president, legalize suicide and build a thriving industry around assisted suicide

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started a thread on /soc/

kill yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=DmkFcfH8524
quite a funny scene

>slaughtering your economy
y tho

eating these they taste like fucking period blood not joking
they taste like minge

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seems an overreaction

At toil lads.

unbelievable

retard

isn't sensations a Trojan condom brand?

they taste like iron
like when you have a nosebleed

wtf utterly disgusting

having a cry

The chili ones are alright

having a wine

do they taste like sucking a bag of old pennies?

fuck the irish

lol my dads not bent

i reckon only ~2% of suicidal people would actually kill themselves or have themselves killed

having a think