/brit/

should i have a wank?

Africans genetics are the most stro.....

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aye la

not quite sure why i should care about some billionaire getting a few mean comments online

don't you hate it when you come up with a great post and you save it for the new, but forget it by the time the new comes along

life as a handsome virgin is very interesting lads

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Aren't all the strongest men Baltics or icelandic?

Blinded by the light was the only listenable Streets song

Only because of the music, not the gay mike skinner talk spoken word poet faggotry

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thought you banged all of your metaphorical therapists lad

never a frown
with golden brown

what a tune

Uh sweety, the last winner was a proud ANGLO BVLL

>that one lad dissing the streets because its not the libertines

youtube.com/watch?v=2nDMns0YI_4

BTFO my friend, how will you ever recover?

Nothing like a 500 days of summer thread to bring out the virgin freaks on /tv/ kek

now that i agree with
everything about it is good, even the music video is good

the bass player is cool as fuck

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gonna play eu4 and continue my rape of europe with France in 10mins

Yeah he's weird guy.
Can't stand his cookie-cutter bleeding-heart boomer politics but still man's a fucking treasure.
youtu.be/tWMhDjXXFzs

never a frown
with gordon brown

any fellow spanner monkeys in?

at work the morn at 7

may go to /soc/ for a wank again tonight

>The Streets is an English alternative hip hop music group from Birmingham, England, led by the vocalist and multi-instrumentalist Mike Skinner.

shall be giving this one a miss

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You're alright sometimes Nigel you'll be one of the last to go on the day of the rope

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youtube.com/watch?v=r-z94RCld34
might text this song to the ex
i'm a virgin lad

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always amusing when a roastoid can't understand why you won't have sex with them

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for me, its got to be carlsberg

Ouija board
Would you work for me?
I have got to say hello
To an old friend

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>Aren't all the strongest men Baltics or icelandic?
Not when it comes to lifting something up and putting it down the Anglo is the strongest in that department

in continuation of my earlier point. sleaford mods are absolutely dog shit. its just some retard shouting over shit beats. the only reason they get any popularity is because they say things that people can relate to but they still have ZERO talent

for me, it's opium tea

???

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how do you do the floss dance lads
have tried it numerous times but can;t get the timing right

anime

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they've got carlsberg black laber 'ere
VERY nice if i must say so myself

>I prefer East Asian women

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want a gf but then I just have a wank and I'm glad I have all of my free time to myself
all of this romance, companionship stuff is really about sex isn't?

It's rap faggotry basically
It's "mcing" or whatever and I'm not a fan

The actual subject matter might be good, but the delivery is poor and... just not for me

then why did you keep posting about fucking your therapists

the ex is a total cunt
she'll probably love this place haha

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I feel like everything I do is pointless unless I do it with someone I love. I really think if I had a girlfriend my life would be much happier and that it will magically cure my depression but I also know that's probably not true and that I'm never going to be attractive to a woman who is actually want to go out with so I'm going to be lonely for the rest of my life

ancient gimmick

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what's that black, you absolutely NEED to hear a chhhoOOOOOoOOOOoonnn??!

glad to oblige, bla

youtu.be/DKJ0jvO6fBA
x

>that feel when you lay down on your fresh, soft, dried sheets
utterly orgasmic lads

I seriously can't imagine a woman browsing /brit/ the humor and behavior is so male

i never said i fucked her

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What's it like having a girlfriend?

yes you did

for me, it's Brian Jonestown Massacre Full Show Atlanta Live 1998 *corrected audio*

where have you been

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>lay down
alri centerlinkla

very time consuming

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i enjoy rap music but these cant rap or sing or make a good beat what the fuck is the point in them

she's a therapist so she'd love to peer into our minds

it is quite nice

>centerlink
foy

Having sex probably

boards.Jow Forums.org/soc/thread/26974172
me too lad

Until you meet somebody you actually really love yeah

*centrelink
>lay down
>middle of the day*

But does it make you happy?

honestly think im more of a fighter than a lover

happy to prove it

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didn't

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you'd think he would just get a hair transplant already

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*ties you up*
*puts tape over your mouth*
*throws you over my shoulder*

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...

ASMR-gf always hearts my comment and leaves me a message. Think I've made it lads, time to lay some pipe.

Definitely not the case.

my girlfriends have always gradually annoyed me more but theres something wrong with me that i cant put my finger on
however, i idealize the idea of having a girlfriend who gets along well with me so hopefully that happens soon, will let you know when i do

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for me, it's "wear all white and come when I call" and "you broke my sitar motherfucker" from the documentary movie titled 'Dig!' circa 2004

You sound jealous

What do you mean as part of another song you illeterate nigger

thank you lad
look at that troll haha

its 10 in the morning and im neetoiling spacker
centrelink treats me well but it all gets hogged up by the abos anyway

Isn't he like 70? No point

True beauty comes from the inside

we live in the era of meta modernism. i'm expecting a great nihilistic resurgence in about 10-20 years, followed by mass zoomer suicide.

I prefer stories with romantic subplots to real relationships
reality is just so grim

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Post way too much on here
No reason to be here right now when I could be reading a book yet here I am

fuck reading a book