/brit/

It's a joke.
You guys realize I'm on every CSIS watch list from here to Iqaluit right?
Gullible lobsters you are.

I have phimosis

>apple watch

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the goal

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haha
i have more tattoos than her so i am the resident badass

imagine crusing down the street in this listening to............................... lil peep - gym class

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though if i were to get a team together.......

>tfw still drive a 2003 model car

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nice

shut up you hoarding gimp
you buy a car to drive it.

if it gets broken then it was meant to be, shit happens

The communists took down another statue

(just banter haha)

hnggggggggggggg

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Today... Today is a "make it or break it" kind of day. And goddamn I'm ready, ready to crush this shit.
Watch me succeed and rise up because of this day. All eyes are on me and I'm gonna take home the gold.
Nothing can stop me, or break my stride. I'm a man on a mission and trained to reach the end target, and it's gonna be a bullseye.

P I C S
I
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S

Did 'kotyank' just die?

had a car but my da sold it to my older brother for literally $1 because he needed to take it to law school
am literally stranded now, pretty much nothing useful within walking distance

I am very banter haha epic

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>tfw don't trust myself to drive.

Bikes are cooler

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Stop being a baby

shut up you fucking moron.

won't be glad he's dead but will be glad he's gone

Heading down to Maccas lads. Do you want anything?

>*buys car*
>*looks at it*
>"n-no i can't drive it"
Poof

why in the fucking hell would he want 1 measly dollar? why not just give it to him? id tell you just to borrow a few hundred off your parents and get an old beater but you must live in a shack or someting

>That posture
OH NO NO NO NO NO

It's a bear market atm

ah yes, hours when jannies are nowhere to be seen.
Jesus christ

Isn't that every hour? Haha.

Nigger, that's Steve McQueen, it doesn't fucking matter lmao
He could be hunched

that nigga is a brit so he's asleep

look at the catalogue

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its alri am moving out in 10 literally days
its just symbolic. we're fine, it obviously has nothing to do with what the car is actually worth. my brother and i have shared the car for like 10 years now and my dad doesn't wanna keep chipping in for the insurance and repair costs

since the jannies arent here at the moment, what do you of my hand-drawn porn?

do you all think i could make it on Patreon?

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reckon i'll die in a car accident. i feel like i'm not great at driving still even though i got the licence and all that.

>spends months scouring the market for very rare, valuable cars
>finally find one at a reasonable price within the uk and right hand drive
>spend a fortune on it
>treat it like a ford fiesta and fuck it up, adding shit tons of miles onto the clock and possibly getting it wrecked
>insurance unlikely to pay out anything like what you paid for it

my brother collects classic cars. i know all about how it works. you are a teenage autistic moron who probably doesn't even have a license

>tfw can't parallel park

hope you give her one from /brit/

imma keep it 100 with you chief

it's awful

for me, its the Suzuki Sidekick 2-door mini-SUV

did you even get those in the uk

>my brother collects classic cars. i know all about how it works.
Oh, is there some sort of rulebook you have to follow? Hmm, when did this come in?
No one is talking about "how it works", you stupid fucking faggot. Where is the rule book that says 'this is how it works', shut the fuck up, no one cares who your brother is or what his personal take is, or what the 'popular' take is.
Also, my dad works at Nintendo!

bit angular

watching sicario now
love emily blunt me

found a pic of the Nordic god cat yank

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how

THAT'S the autismoyank??

Am actually a top level parallel parker
Comes in quite handy in my city

always end up a metre away from the curb

notice how this moron attempts to reply without answering a single point raised by the post he is replying to.

i did it plenty of times in lessons, but that was in an empty area meant for practicing. would brick myself doing it for real.

>metre
there's your problem, you can't even spell meter wright

For me, it's the Austin Montego.

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>Tfw you become insanely wealthy by hard work and good fortune
>You buy a nice classic motor and drive it
>You get pulled over by the rozzers. You've done it wrong. You're not allowed to drive it. You can only look at it
>You get banged up for GCH (Grievous carly harm)

Apparently there is a rulebook on how you live and shit now, who knew? Mental

>fell asleep at 11am
>just woke up
>0 calories for today (yesterday)

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had to parallel park a fucking bus during my CDL test to be a bus driver

going to sleep dreaming about that tin of Asda beans and sausages I’m going to have on toast for dinner tomorrow

beto got murdered by cartel thugs for not going to the mandatory dragon ball super festival

Samefag, top job
He said nothing of substance, bunch of wank "you have to not drive them its the law in these parts, its popular to buy classics and collect them without driving them, other people do it so this is how YOU must do it too", lol fuck off

feel like there's a lot of luck involved there

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inadvertently imagined the smell and good god was it bad

as a bus driver you learn pretty quick there is a lot of waiting for people to fuck off involved

The south African farming industry is going to fail because its now run by blacks

waiting for hard knocks to get to hbogo
am i a normie?

RIP our sweet prince

"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses except you can only ride them once in a blue moon"

- Henry Ford

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that was not the argument at all. the argument was the car is difficult to obtain and valuable, this is not a "rule" but merely common sense. using it as a daily driver will seriously reduce it in value as the mileage would go up. and becoming involved in an accident would mean you would not be able to replace a car you had wanted for a long time. there's no rule you shouldn't flush money down the toilet but if you want to then go for it fucking spastics no wonder you're poor hahha

Wheres that faggot gone

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beto got hiv from a nigger and stopped posting here out of shame

just listened to lil peep
quite liked it
am I a zoomer now?

tommy robinson is irish

we live in a society

>buying a car you love
>never driving it
We need to destroy the book that claims this is the way to do it

were u playing fortnite?

No one is talking about value, you stupid fucking square. If you're so concerned with value, why buy it at all? Why not save yourself the time and invest in something else with more ROI?

Stupid cunt, you buy a car to drive it. That's what it's made for. You don't buy it to wank your little cock to and clean every now and again.

wanking my little cock to my car

ford was an interesting person

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Moving to a new neighborhood because the current one is being overun by spics and niggers

just wanked to a 2001 toyota corolla. got a big willy btw

This. Waiting for the new Herzog docu on Henry Ford thats coming out soon
Can't wait lids

sicily

>invest in something else with more ROI

oh sweet summer child. classic, rare cars only increase in value. as time goes on and more go out of circulation, the value only goes up and up. half the people who buy these cars are doing it as an investment. i don't mean to sound arrogant but i have experience of the classic car trade and you obviously have none so pipe down.

Calabria

youtube.com/watch?v=8JwXCBi-Eh8

Oh little one I know you've been tired for a long, long time
And oh little one I ain't been around for a little while

But when you see me, wait
Oh little one your Hemingway jawline looks just like his
Our father in exile
For God only knows how many years
But when you see him, wait
Through double pain
I'll be with you lost boys
Sneaking out where the shivers won't find you

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I suppose we just have a conversation now then

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If this isn't bait then you should genuinely kys

Lmao

Would honestly like some sleep

care to post an actual reply or would you prefer me to just go and tell ur mum ur ready to leave?