How come the Australian accent sounds so much more retarded than the English accent? What went so wrong?

what type of drug does that

What words can't we pronounce?

Meth.

I was in Brisbane for 3 months.
As an example:
Normal: Nohmal

I don't say it like that.

youtube.com/watch?v=_N8rJ7jpc6o&t=82s

the aussie accent is a thing of beauty MOITE
youtube.com/watch?v=RsX9HdP_zUs

vocaroo.com/i/s1bkwxMZu2Da
I'm from brisbane south side, is this not how your meant to say normal?

I like Australian accent.
Turbocharga, hee, caa...

>noh-mal

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vocaroo.com/i/s1bkwxMZu2Da
Do I?

the 2nd one is good

Your accent is so funny, Australians. It fits very well with your shitposting nature.

I linked the wrong fucking vocaroo. vocaroo.com/i/s134IY3ViBTj

Lol, I wish I could live in a world where ''cunt'' is just an expression.
Based fucking straya

you are not intentionally trying to sound drunk or is that how you really talk?

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you are really slurring your words btw

Australian accent sounds qt as fuck on girls

vocaroo.com/i/s1sODXZnqScv

youtube.com/watch?v=bOnPWtM8mkk

because the national accent come from alcoholics

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It might just be part of the Australian accent. You've got a nice voice anyways.

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He sounds like a faggot and he'd get his ass beat for talking like that in public.

Do people accually find Australian accent hot a girls? I don't really like it on them

If you have a mic I'd love to hear what Azerbaijan accent sounds like, I'll be honest I didn't even know you were a country until seeing your flag on Jow Forums.

Or post a youtube video of something that sounds like it.

you sound either gook or american

Where the fuck are you from the tough streets of Grafton, perth?

That's what I thought. I've never heard an Australian use the term "wind you up". There's something fucky about this guy.

whats wrong with koreans?

I was worried about that, I've become a autistic reclusive in the last couple of years that's really dampen my accent, but to be called a gook or a american I've really fallen hard.

based on his voice I'm guessing he is pretty tall (183cm+) and maybe enjoys sports

I don't have a mic but i can do a pretty good Californian accent

Newcastle. You don't sound like any Australian I've ever heard.

This
Textbook American accent, never heard an Australian sound like that

Thank you.

eyy newy. what a shithole.

t. trent from punchy

You talk like a foreigner trying to sound Australian. You post like it too.

Californian English sounds rancid to my ears honestly; probably the worst of all American accents besides Valley Girl and Appalachian.

this is definitely not an australian accent

fuck off ya seppo cunt

what about based and redpilled bogan tradie voice

youtube.com/watch?v=Ns15eHLDv1I

ITT some mentally retarded mutt larps as an Australian for god knows what reason and fails to do a convincing accent.

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Newcastle is a shithole though, is Hunter street still full of empty and closed stores that can't operate because council has ridiculous parking prices?

Not even that light rail and supercars will save that place

Christ, fuck me cunts have I really lost it, I was born and raised in brisbane. I'm fucking devasted unironically.
I said classic sitch up.

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My mum is a Canadian and my dad is a Scouser so I’ve got an accent of both of those and Australian.

You aren’t that bad mate.

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You've had at least three real Australians call you out for your shitty fake accent. Take the proxy off.

random bits of posh colonial/weird cape town accent picked up from my mum and bogan queenslander

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I wish it was a proxy now, I dunno what else to say I was at kindergarden when we had a man dress up as the swagmen, I was there in school reading about simpson and his donkey, I was there racing up hoons up the fucking motorway, I ain't no fucking seppo. Just a sad man now.

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That’d Explain stuff user.
You don’t need to sound like Steve Erwin to be an Aussie.

looks like it's time to go to Melbourne, you'll fit in there with all the other non-Australians

he does sound like cultivated Brisbane honestly. For some reason the voice screams programmer to me.

you live in one of the greatest countries in the world and you're sad?

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mate, if you didn't read grug and rainbow fish during kindy, you're not Australian

the greatest*

To live your whole life here and be from convict stock to be proud, and to be told you sound like a gook or a American it cuts deep.
I did read Rainbow fish and I think one that's the same about dragons or monsters, or Wombat stew and tiddalick.

vocaroo.com/i/s1pH3wtRuqfC LADS

That is what an Australian should sound like

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thanks lad

does any part of Australia have an accent similar to the RP accent?

>didn't pull a gun on the druggie
any junkie that pounds on my door gets greeted with a gun to the throat and a "get the fuck off my property or you're going to the morgue." Please tell me junkies aren't common in your area.

Where are you from? Do I need to hang out with the tradies afterwork to reclaim my accent?

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The accent from Adelaide sounds the most closest to English, Andrew Bolt is a good example of having some english in his accent
youtube.com/watch?v=Loo9LESlmO4

Melbourne
Nah mate I'm an upper-middle class uni student to mostly hangs around with second gen Asians. I've honestly heard Vietnamese-born australians who have a stronger Aussie accent than you.

We have 3 accents; colloquial, general, and broad. Basically colloquial is posh and the kind you see on the news, general is a normal city goer, and broad is Steve Erwin.

This has unironically made me want to see speech therapist or something I dunno what's fucking gone wrong with my accent.

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Do you know what a dialect is? There's no such thing as 'right' and 'wrong' especially with English, which isn't standardised very well. That's how languages arise, from dialects diverging enough that there is little to no intelligibility. No English dialect is even close to that except certain Scottish/Irish ones as they originally come from a combination of languages.

>Californian English sounds rancid to my ears honestly
close, but cali accent is just annoying

Boston accent is nails-on-chalkboard tier awful, physically makes me sick to hear it spoken

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This dumb map implies some fuck from Toronto speaks with the same accent as someone from Edmonton

a lot of rum.

blinder of a post

youtube.com/watch?v=Ef-fhREPK9A

JUST PISS IN THE BOTTLE MATE CENTRELINK WILL CUT OFF ME PAYMENTS

Australia is a beautiful country
youtu.be/sqE5vfM4CgE

lmao

This one is a joke. Pretty good acting on the junkie's part.

yea thats what i hear
still funny tbf

is Damo and Darren a realistic depiction of Australian life?
youtu.be/vmL72sgVdAQ

youtube.com/watch?v=MKWYj5vRuEA
chaotic neutral

Australian English is not proper English.
My English teacher said so.
He said you should not learn Australian English but American or British.
My English teacher taught me proper English.

did not know there was an aussie setting will have it try it out

Austarlian english is about speaking from the heart, and of course you should learn American or British english who the fuck learns Austarlian english from a english teacher not in Austarlia.

There are a lot who are like that yes.

that's how it's pronounced you subhuman dickheads

based
australians = children of jesus christ
br*ts and y*nks = soulless automatons

australia is gay

Good depiction of the bogan's mentality. They're manipulative cunts, no principles.