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wtf

I've got a fat pad

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I wish my day had that much structure

haha did that today.

want off this bloody continent
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you're unemployed and uneducated for a reason, mark. you have to pay for what you did

Just bought a Victorian townhouse in Kensington. Not going to use it, just want to look at it. I'll do most of my living in a Barratt Homes new build in Luton.

>Buying a car to just look at
Virgin freak

It's like buying an album and never listening to it

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come on guys
keep fighting about cars and trains and that
it was getting quite heated as I recall

this is Britain

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Donald drumpf ate a taco 20 Years ago
He can't be anti immigration now

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It's a matter of enjoyment or form vs. function

If you want the most reliable transport and no issues with anything, then get a taxi. Then you don't even need to be hassled by actually driving at all. Get a self driving car or something. Or just don't go anywhere, innit?

The guy arguing about "It doesn't even have ABS or a heated steering wheel waaaaah!" is the type of cunt to fuck a rubber doll instead of an actual woman.

>"It's more reliable bro, it has heated pussy cleanable, it doesn't even call you ugly or reject you!"

Virgins freaks BTFO

wish I could do this instead of what I planned tomorrow

is tupac dead?

IT WAS ACCEPTABLE IN THE 80's

Eid Mubarak to all those celebrating Eid al-Adha and my best wishes for those undertaking the Hajj pilgrimage this year. #EidMubarak

if I wasn't on my phone I'd find a picture of Jordan Peterson looking angry

How do you suggest the bills are paid? Bloody hippies.

I'm fasshing out

is tupac dead

Wild Bootlicker Appeared!

Tupac was an illiterate nigger ape

Probably

wagecucks and toilbergs will pay our bills for us lad

cars are the most boring thing on the planet for someone with actual hobbies
discussing cars is, has been and always will be extremely low iq

yeah but is he dead?

Here's the story of Rhodesia
A land both fair and great
On 11th of November
An independent state

This was much against the wishes
Of certain governments
Whose leaders tried to break us down
To make us all repent

But we're all Rhodesians
And we'll fight through thick and thin
We'll keep our land a free land
Stop the enemy coming in

We'll keep them north of the Zambezi
Till that river's running dry
This mighty land will prosper
For Rhodesians never die

They can send their men to murder
And they can shout their words of hate
But the cost of keeping this land free
Can never be too great

For our men and boys are fighting
For the things that they hold dear
That this land and all its people
Will never disappear

'Cause we're all Rhodesians
And we'll fight through thick and thin
We'll keep our land a free land
Stop the enemy coming in

We'll keep them north of the Zambezi
Till that river's running dry
This mighty land will prosper
For Rhodesians never die

We'll preserve this little nation
For our children's children too
For once you're a Rhodesian
No other land will do

We will stand tall in the sunshine
With the truth upon our side
And if we have to go alone
We'll go alone with pride

But we're all Rhodesians
And we'll fight through thick and thin
We'll keep our land a free land
Stop the enemy coming in

We'll keep them north of the Zambezi
Till that river's running dry
This mighty land will prosper
For Rhodesians never die

Yes we're all Rhodesians
And we'll fight through thick and thin
We'll keep our land a free land
Stop the enemy coming in

We'll keep them north of the Zambezi
Till that river's running dry
This mighty land will prosper
For Rhodesians never die

Because we're all Rhodesians
And we'll fight through thick and thin
We'll keep our land a free land
Stop the enemy coming in

We'll keep them north of the Zambezi
Till that river's running dry
This mighty land will prosper
For Rhodesians never die

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the gf

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thought of toiling to the end of my days brings on the 'cide temptations.

no he's alive in serbia making fast rap, everyone knows that

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used to be peng
got tired of it after 10 listens though

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cringe

janny: the musical
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doing a sleep
internal clock is FUCKED

but who will provide your life with meaning bucko?
yeah
once you're low on the dominance hierarchy it becomes difficult to regulate your mood, that why lobsters, when they
what do you say...
when lobsters...
so
and you don't want to be low on the dominance hierarchy bucko let me tell you
sort yourself out

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Good winter song desu. Max comfy

creased

>internal clock is FUCKED
same. need to stay up as long as i can to fix it.

Food for thought....

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Cars?

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So get a buffet plate

Why tf do Wh*toids do this?

damn
*hits blunt*

before my slumber
my last post will be
why are all canadians antisocial, awkward or otherwise autistic?

doubt I'll remember lying in bed doing text-based Jordan Peterson impressions on my phone

Megan Fox in transformers was my first wank

you now remember the rizzlekicks.

Oh no no no no
I don't want to remember

The white race is finished

LET'S GET DOWN WITH THE TRUMPETS

reckon the guy downstairs has the heating on
iPhone weather app says 16 degrees here
room thermometer says 25
feels it as well
fucking roasting

Trying to remember which musician or someone said the funny quote about them

Stavros Flatley

The Welsh are subhuman

all my passwords are the last 8 digits of pi

Why do nerds have good phones who are u texting u cunt

Dealers

mate can you take this shit to Jow Forums or /b/?
it's annoying and nobody's falling for it

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let yourself be happy

wtf? no way thats a male.

too late yank it's 3 strikes and you're out

cymru mentioned

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Weve only ourselves to blame desu why did the soviets kill zillions of white people and the ammount that died in ww2 must have dropped our numbers off a fair bit

Japanese birth rates are dropping like bricks but u never hear them moaning about it

Keep calm and carry on

Was racist til a cracking bit of sikh totty gave me a look in... Makes you think

nowt wrong with Sikhs
it's Muslims you want to watch out for

Enoch Powell's rivers of blood speech was largely in response to the large growth of the Sikh community in his constituency

Love spics me

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alri rajesh

looks like my cousin
bit weird

Sikhs and muslims are like cats n dogs mate

She really is FIT ngl but because of indian parents they cant know or theyd cut all support financially

Rasheed McNegro

>nowt wrong with Sikhs
>it's Muslims you want to watch out for

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Want to fuck your cousin
Post her pics poof

60 million plus spics living here
Just fuck my shit up

pajeet

Might go to bed

amnae going to do that
she's have siciliANO and half native though so you probably wouldn't want to unless you want mentally ill children

reminder that very few girls shave their minge regularly. remember that next time you see one

Pls be in Kansas city

get one of them running for republican presidential candidate
that'll send the lefties running in circles haha

plan for today
- 'flix
- brekky
- shower
- walkies
- maccies
- home and sleepies (afternoon)

What are you getting from maccies

There will probably be a spic president in my lifetime
Just kill me now old boy

If she looks like that I want to fuck her
Don't care if she's a deluded feminist retard who tweets all day

Watching bottom on the telly :)

The young ones is shite

Bottom>new statesman>catflap>young ones

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two burgers

nowt wrong with a bit of hair down there, only nonces and virgin freaks who have only seen a vagina on a computer disagree

mark is still a neet since his arrest

Always wanted to visit Kansas

Don't

Fat porker

cruz would've been decent
as long as it's not some la raza nut case who wants to open the border then you'll survive it
wish our immigrant problem was Mexicans