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It's not about the back of the bus being crappy, it's about not getting to choose where you sit. Many enjoyable things become less enjoyable when someone else makes you do them.

I find that this also true with secual intercourse.

About to order whole bean coffee online.

Heh. Yeah.

posted in here a while ago while making a trip from the bronx down to auburn. the trip was eye opening and I realized northerners tell lies about southerners. the worst people are maryland/northern virginia people who are passive aggressive assholes. At least people here in nyc are openly assholish and tell you how they feel.
I didnt stop in alot of places in southern VA or northern NC. But the southern hospitality kicked in just before Charlotte when getting gas and eating. The south is now my favorite place other than nyc. Connecticut, jersey, etc are all full of cunts.
1. Georgia
2. South Carolina
3. Alabama
4. North Carolina
power gap
5. Virginia

>At least people here in nyc are openly assholish and tell you how they feel.
New York has delicious food and shit people. Everyone seems like they'd always rather be doing something else, and that every interaction is eating away at their valuable time. I went there for a family vacation years ago and remember being struck by how rude the bus driver at the airport was.

The first thing he said to us was not a greeting, but "Port Authority or Grand Central?"
"…what?"
"Do you speak ENGLISH???"

Shit, dude. We're not from here. How the fuck should we know? Just take us near our hotel, you're the one that knows the layout of this place.

First things first why the fuck did you get on a bus at the airport? Where were you going? What airport?
Secondly, this is a problem only with very few assholes/people having a bad day. I hope most new yorkers you encountered were helpful, because generally we have no problem helping people find their destination, you just gotta pick the right person based on their appearance, like if they are in a rush you don't

>First things first why the fuck did you get on a bus at the airport?
To leave the airport and go to the hotel, obviously. Is getting on the airport bus generally a bad idea?
>Where were you going? What airport?
A hotel in Manhattan. JFK.

Only ever take a taxi from the airport, preferably an uber or lyft. I would take a cab to the nearest subway before an airport bus.
What places in NYC did you visit? Hopefully you hit the high line park

>uber or lyft
I wouldn't think of doing anything else today, but I was, like, 13 at the time and those didn't even exist yet. IIRC, we ended up getting off the bus somewhere in Manhattan and taking a taxi the rest of the way to the hotel.

>>What places in NYC did you visit?
Off the top of my head: Statue of Liberty, Battery Park, Central Park, Broadway, that Live with Regis & Kelly show (which mom watched religiously). We did a couple of those "see the city from the top of a bus" things, too. Those were fun, and one of them took us to some cool ice cream place across a bridge.

>Hopefully you hit the high line park
Also didn't exist yet.

well as long as you had a good time. the city as changed alot since you were last here. those buses that take tours seem kinda cool because you get to see a bunch of shit in a couple hours. If you ever come back visit the bronx, botanical gardens and little italy are close to each other and take a half a day or so.
I find that most people hate the city but can't leave.
You ever plan on coming back? I definitely plan on going back to alabama this fall

There are other places I haven't been that I'd rather go before revisiting NYC, but I might sometime, yeah.

yea nyc honestly is an awful place. I wish i could leave if it weren't for work. I just visit my parents every couple weekends on the end of long island where there are farms, vineyards, and beaches.
Where are you from?
I could never live anywhere else again though because I get claustrophobic and anxious if I'm not near the ocean. I lived 2 years in CDMX and wanted to off myself

why am I awake
why do I never sleep

sperm

strange to think that there are like two trillion potential people in your balls at any given point of the day. So many that statistically speaking at least one would be President of the US if it got into an egg. Same goes for a pro baseball superstar, the next Hitler, or the director of an Oscar winning film.

And instead of creating these people, they probably made their way to die in a kleenex, gym sock, or stomach of a Romanian prostitute.

Baseball superstar>president>director>hitler

that's a hot take there, buckaroo

okay so what would you pick?

not him but I would say
president
director
baseball
hitler

Director Hitler, President of Baseball

MLB has a commissioner, not a president.

all you need to know about his bias as well.
also from new york.

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I want to go home

send help

just walk lmao

>just walk

nigger if it was that easy I'd be off this mf island yesterday

HAMBONE HAMBONE HAMBONE

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you are complaining but nobody knows where you are or how far you are from home

you would know but you don't have extended flags memer

Maybe if you weren't a flaglet subhuman you'd understand his plight

good job avoiding the question at hand

>H-HELP

This is why I want to leave

flaglet

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You are free to go my man

I meant to bost an image with that but the picture didn't get saved. Sorry for my autism.

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>wanting to leave paradise
seriously?

wiggity

i bought some bourbon then remembered i am a pussy

i bourbon some pussy then bought i am a remembered

just drink it if you want to. or don't.

you're only a pussy if you let it go to waste
just mix it and chug it
also, stop drinking whatcom. you're pure

I am now the President of Baseball

1. Woodford Reserve
2. Bulleit
3. Maker's Mark
4. Knob Creek
5. Wild Turkey
6-1000. Everything else
As you can see we cant get a good variety here. We get a good variety of wine though

Why does nobody ever address that when robots replace soldiers, it's going to fundamentally change the international order? Manpower wouldn't matter anymore, just industrial capacity and money. The Netherlands or Japan could field the largest army on the planet if they worked towards it. Combined with the possibility of some technology being able to remotely disable nukes and render them obsolete, this means the future could be some unimaginable clusterfuck where countries declare war on each other willy nilly like the 19th century and throw robot armies at each for decades until one side runs out of resources.

it's wild turkey 101

i won't waste it.

Because it will be so far into the future when/if this actually happens that it's basically science fiction to us still.

What makes you think it will be far in the future? We have all the building blocks for it already, and drone warfare in the past decade was basically a test run for this stuff.

next time buy japanese/taiwanese whiskey

nice pistoler

it will never happen because robot soldiers don't have the adaptive AI needed for problem solving, strategizing, and giving orders

how is that priced about?

I learned this from star wars, its why the clone troops always outperform the droids

I have some fucking Toki here and its abominably disgusting
the Toki was the cheapest japanese whiskey they had in store and it was 40 bucks

Clone Troopers were exact copies of a ruthless bounty hunter raised from birth to kill.

seems expensive and bad.
did i tell you i got engaged?

but they were capable of learning
an AI can be updated but it can't "learn". it can't figure things out unless its pre-programmed to do so
Isle of Skye is similarly priced and tastes better. I think monkey shoulder is also good and cheaper but smaller bottle

have you set a date yet? and hows the construction gig?

may 17
my construction job is over. i am back at school

congrats man. remember, keep it simple, count your money, and don't blow it

yeah we got a free venue in this big field between blooming blueberry fields and the river

free? hows that?
you should take pics sometime and post em

someone with lots of land offered

you must have good connections

we are both well connected in the local community.

you're a wholesome boi

i mean i guess

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whats wrong
are you a depressed drunk

no things are good now

excellent

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indeed.
how are you?

I hate SC so much. Thank God I likely won't be living here any more than another year.

State your opinion on this beverage.

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in my three years working at a grocery store this item is mostly bought by old ladies

i'm drunk and contemplating pissing my money away before i start working
I would have if you said please, but I don't take demands

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what work will you be doing?

most likely warehouse work. i need the benefits

Fine. State your please opinion on this beverage.

don't know, I've never had it

Try please it, and let please me know what you think.

>please me
stay away from me sodomite

warehouse always has benefits?

the one I plan to work for yes

p l e a s e m e.

Most of the crazy technology will come into the air force and navy first, not anything on the ground. And even then, drones and such are not autonomous, they're monitored and directed from the ground. Basically within our lifetime what we'll see is mechanized infantry like now, with better technology in the vehicles, vehicles of course controlled by people. Right now the best places to improve is in radar, stealth, detection, optics, firing systems, etc. We're not even close to thinking of something like say a "drone tank" and not even close to cyborg soldiers, hell the Abrams *which was designed in the late 70's) probably will still be in service until nearly 2030.

penman

heh...georgia wins yet again

people seem to love it
i had to stock it twice a day when i worked at publix

Hes a cali

>22th of september

Hi.