What is the best place to get my DNA tested? 23andme is not that precise and I don't know how accurate ancestryDNA is...

Weren't they the ones who started messing with the results by putting some black a brown ancestry to dab on white people?

Why did I know what flag could be behind this post?

Only people who live outside the white area does this.

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I knew it was gonna be this flag before I opened the thread

>Golden State Killer gets caught through publicly available DNA results

Topkek, OP. It's like you want to forfeit whatever chances you have of becoming a serial rapist and getting away with it.

STOP THE RAPING, PAJEET! its very rude.

>he doesn't fantasize about raping and killing his female high school bully
>he doesn't imagine how he'd construct a cellar with several locking doors and biometric systems to ensure she can never get out
>he doesn't dream about eventually 'having' to kill her once she gets too old, fighting off urges to replace her with a more nubile teenage girl

Maybe your grandmother had italian/german ancestry?

Either way these tests are a joke anyway. You are who you are. And if you have blue eyes and pale skin you are white, otherwise you are a mutt. That's all there is to it.

>Maybe your grandmother had italian/german ancestry?

most of her ancestors were from the east of france so she definitely would have had some italian and german ancestry (or at least a lot of genes in common with them) but the test not recognising any french dna at all seems to me like a problem with their sampling. it was literally zero french when ive got a family tree going back generations with only very french names on it.

Post some cellar ideas, for education purposes

All you really need is a massive concrete cube that's comfortable underground. You could keep it sparsely furnished or comfortable.

I think I'd try to keep my woman-slave happy, by providing her with a television set, bed, and other essential items. Maybe some weights I could force her to lift so she says fit, along with semi-nutritious food. Of course, you'd have to a slot in the secondary door so that you can cuff her before entering, or else risk getting hit with a weight. After that secondary door, maybe 1-2 more that'd be too heavy for the average woman to open without help, preferably with an electronic or biometric system so she can't escape even if she breaches the first one.

Basically I think you'd just want to make it so there's only one way or in out, and that your identity/knowledge/biometrics are needed to utilize it.

Why would you even do that? Those things are inaccurate as fuck and one person can get widely different results from different companies.

We still do not fully understand genetics. But what we actually do know is that there's no such thing as "African" or "European" genes, considering that the gene flow never stopped and a one random mutation can fuck everything up.

They vehemently denied tampering the results while admitting that the tests render many false positives. From what I heard, they are actually swamped with requests to falsify the results - mainly from unfaithful spouses or some ethnic nationalists.

What's the point? Their DNA pool is extremely small.

t. indian fritzl

>mainly from unfaithful spouses or some ethnic nationalists.

23andme added a small amount of north african to my ancestry composition which was impossible for me to have because both of my parents did the test and were 100% european. i email 23andme about it and they said ignore it. when they next updated the results it disappeared and now says 100% european.

You seem to have given this a lot of thought

Which is why I say that the tests are bogus and just a waste of money.

I always though it'd be a kek to integrate different devices to fuck with your captives. For instance, maybe include a "weak spot" in the room that seems to provide escape with a bit of work. Maybe a loose panel in the ceiling, full of crumbled concrete--she can spend a few days or weeks digging before hitting wood.

"It's the floor!" the roastie squeals, managing to pry away the boards--only to be confronted by a solid foot of concrete.

Wonder how somebody would react if you put them in a tiny, padded chamber with some food rations and water and then slowly started filling it up--maybe just a few inches per day.

hmm

haha that's sick you sick fuck do you have any other ideas lol

based

french and german in the same category

Sounds like this

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