*dabs on Estonia*
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*dabs on your mum*
I never agreed to this
Good thing I don't care
That's rape!
Had hot cross buns for dinner
Fatty
>tfw no skool tomorrow
Who wants to parrrtayyyy?
Shut the fuck up, you aren't even a person, you're just a gelatinous sack of fat.
Can you even use a keyboard or do you dictate to a little typing monkey?
No
There will be no partying on my watch.
Why are you being so rude to me!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOT FAT
Had some sweet and sour pork tonight, which was quite nice.
I fucking hate you.
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Why does Australia have barely any decent musicians?
Why would I not?
It's just an instinct, like squashing a cockroach
But why...?
Don't be so mean.
>Why does Australia have barely any decent musicians?
Shit country.
They have some decent psychedelic rock artists though.
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Sorry, I just really want some damn sweet and sour pork.
Sick of this, will now proceed and stand under running hot water while drinking tea and listening to music out of my phone's speakers.
>Sick of this
Don't slip and snap your neck.
I think I was in the shower too long, my hands and feet have shriveled up.
Henlo.
Are you all nice and clean?
HEEEEEEEECK
Yes henlo
No, I was in the shower for more than half an hour but I'm still covered in filth.
Morning is heck
Rape is not heck
Wassup
Yes hello.
Hello to you too.
And another hello for you.
We don't like Berbers here, don't you have some coasts to raid or some other kind of pirate related activity
Chalmers is a dork!
D O R K
O
R
K
Goes with out saying 2bh
But I said it anyway, just in case.
Good man.
Thanks
I try my best, can't have people around here not thinking he's a dork.
I'd take this abuse from anyone but some aussie cunt, shouldn't you be out looting and rioting, I'm sure with all the political turmoil you could get away with it.
>be Chalmers
>be Dork
Beginning to think this aussie is just lanklet with a proxy.
n-no
That would be against the rules!
Rules are for losers
Downloading Fawlty towers desu
Do not like all this dissent
Good, just don't mention the war
Pretty please?
Which is why I find it weird that you'd be the one breaking them.
You're a big time loser.
Please stop calling me a loser.
I'm always nice, yet people bully me.
Okay fine, but if anything goes missing I'm blaming you.
That's because you're a massive loser, you are lower than even that Berber pirate.
Okay sorry, I just get caught up in all the name calling...
Domo!
Unironically still enjoy Imagine Dragons
Are they like dragonforce?
arigato
Mr roboto
>dragonforce
What are you, gay?
Who else fucking hates The Project? My parents were watching it and I could hear it from my room. It makes me want to self-harm.
Maybe
Anyway Through the Fire and the Flames is proper club bangin'
Thoughts on lesbians?
He is.
He's a big time gay boy.
I'm epiphanic amnesia
I'm in Jimmy Page's castle
I'm off the planet
Echo astral
Vinyl lasso
The Sacto asshole
I'm not down for anything
Fuck around and say anything
Predetors
Girls should NOT love other girls
Lesbians need to be stopped
What should I do with my night?
eat a dick
HAVE FUN WITH M E
E
I would but there are no dicks around.
How would that go about?
What are we going do for fun?
>I would but there are no dicks around.
grindr is your extremely homosexual friend, mate, if you're not old and ugly you'll hook up in less than half an hour
>What are we going do for fun?
Well... what do you want to do for fun?
Hey... Who the fuck did you just dab on?
Estonia
This doesn't concern you F*nnoid
I'm just joking around, I'm not going on fucking grindr.
If I knew what to do for fun I wouldn't be bored...
Whats on the agenda for your night?
I've always thought about making a Grindr account and seeing if I would actually get any matches.
I was maybe going to watch a movie, or Fawlty towers as my torrent just finished.
Get some sleep
Enjoy your stds then
>I've always thought about making a Grindr account and seeing if I would actually get any matches.
People on grindr are extremely easy. If you're not old, look at least like a 6, and aren't a complete retard, you'll probably get some offers after an hour or so.
Not that I plan on ever having sex with men... hehe
>look at least like a 6, and aren't a complete retard
Hmm, you don't make it seem so easy afterall.
Fuck you. Don't dab on my little brother
You don't have to hide it
We all know you are a fag
Fuck you, I do what I want
*Dabs on Finland*
NOT a fag
Lame, lame, lame.
I can't join in on those activities, how can I have fun too?
NO!
I'm staying up late tonight!
Well what should we do?
I want to have fun with WESTY
Doubt
You shouldn't stay up late
I'm guessing you have class tomorrow
Fuck, I think I've got my posters muddled
>I'm guessing you have class tomorrow
That's not me you dumb baka, and my one lecture tomorrow has been cancelled so I'm free all day.
Tempted to do drugs desu~
I dunno, just chit chat I guess.
i can't think at the moment, that way you can watch your movies and talk.
Dumb arse.
Then you should have come over to my place, I don't have any classes till late tomorrow.
Baka
>Then you should have come over to my place
Maybe I will then, I was hoping you would say that.
Chit-chat is fun, I don't talk to you as much as I want lately.
It's ass, not arse
What, tonight?
It's rather late
>Maybe I will then, I was hoping you would say that.
You probably think you're talking to some cute twink but in reality he's probably old, gross and fat.
Masturbate your worries away!
Damn, you figured me out
Chalmers confirmed as old, gross and fat
That's what I do
I've done it four times today
>What, tonight?
>It's rather late
I meant tomorrow, you would be going to bed like in 30 minutes. Why would I come over now.
I've literally had sex with that cute twink, so I think I know who I'm talking to.
>I don't talk to you as much as I want lately.
No neither, I've been meaning to have a little chat with you, but I'm forgetful...
We'll fix that!
Dumb ARSE
I would but I've already beat it black and blue and I don't feel like tugging it too much tonight.
*ignores you for several months*
hehe, gottem
DON'T
you
dare
Maybe I should try that with you
sorry...
You can't ignore me if I take you hostage in your own flat.
*Locks door*
As if you could
Don't worry your pretty little head about it.
On another note, I wish I picked up some beers or something while I was out
I would fucking KILL for a drink right now.
Yes, that's what I'm missing, I need booze right now!
You drink my cider
You DIE
Back on the meds again today lads, there goes my urge to fap again.
I forgot that was in the house, thanks for reminding me
Please don't, that shit is expensive.
Do they make you feel any better though?
Drink it, just as an epic prank.