/brit/

haha he does not
like the painting haha

The day's BBC front page

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how much cocaine did that lad post? is that what a gram looks like?

People who have their snapchat location on all the time, why do they sometimes hide it?

i have never had girlfriend and am only a de jure non-virgin and agree with this wholeheartedly

Michael Cohen's attorney on MSNBC saying that the hush money proves Russian collusion. Jeremy Corbyn got mentioned as a Russian asset too.

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youtube.com/watch?v=VJHQYIpWTWA
need me a gf with a voice like this

is this depicting this dance?
youtube.com/watch?v=w0ZUuQe0shk

I always have it on

I don't mind people who have it permanently off

HOWEVER

people who only turn it on when they're somewhere nice or are doing something really piss me off.

And that’s a poo thing

obey your master

*blocks your path*

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if you snort h is it a waste?

Omg 190 babe what’s your sc? Haha x

doxxable info

yeah but what about the ones who hide it every now and again
like wit ye dain pal

doxxable info

not really. Still feels great but you just don't get the insane rush from IVing it

might go on one of those jack the ripper tours in east london

bit creepy

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a man chooses
a slave obeys

what the hell I asked a genuine question
are they just hiding something.

youtu.be/0IwwfFvePGY?t=2m29s

*Enters the thread*

190cm adds so much to this general

I'm glad he trips up so we can find and appreciate his posts properly

hope he never leaves /brit/ again 2bh an opinion shared by everyone I'm sure

Hello mark

Me but after getting out a year long relationship I relapsed into virgin freak mode and lived at home again obliterating any chance of getting a gf and becoming an adult again

me when I see a foreign pint full of foam

Wonder if they have photos, he got them slags good.

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aaron
Liverpool University
Law
Swansea

ye replied doxxable info by accident bc autopilot mode

someones snap location goes after 8 hours of not using snapchat

Makes you think doesn’t it

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*190cm makes a post*

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190 manlet race
haha

How do I tell my fuck buddy that we should get STD tested so I can jizz on her fac...I mean, do it bareback?

didn't know that wew

is it less addictive up the schnoz? only ever smoked it

on the artistic spectrum lads

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youtube.com/watch?v=KyucG76N9PY

Might get a manual labour job doing the jobs that moneyed boomers can't be arsed doing. Maybe one of them will give me a house. Cunts.

should be easy to tell a doll what to think

me? I'm a sturgeon freak

youtu.be/_X068cknnNI

*rallies the runt brigade*

about to wank lads

>tfw no more wine

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don't worry about desuarchive being down

I've archived this thread

some of 190cm's greatest hits in here

t. cool wine aunt

unironically predicted attacks on hospitals years ago back when people only wanted to blow up planes.

I used to clog the shower drain with me cum.

accidentally snapped the sister a dick pic aarfhg how do I delete it

The goal

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>open 2735235 threads
>use 3 second updater
>apparently get an ip ban

modern capitalism and state socialism is baaaaaaaaaaad

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No you didn’t
Be quiet

a bugs life > antz
simple as
dreamworks can go fuck itself

give her my number, thanks

speaking of cool wine aunts, got the opportunity to shag this old minx on friday but shes same age as my mum (54) and i find that a bit grim

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>tfw 4 litres of wine

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“Accidentally”

You’d be surprised how many sisters have their brothers “accidentally” send their sister a dickpic. You aren’t fooling me bucko.

Fucking love collies and dogs in general. Fuck cats and the softcunts who own them. Let's see your cat save your life like this

liveleak.com/view?t=uSOZl_1534894916

imagine buying wine by the litre
you've got a problem mate

wud

YAGSBARRROOO

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I lie down flat for half an hour before I leave the house so I’m at my max height in public

nowt wrong with being a virgin freak

have you ever been to military?

i literally live for coffee
the only reason i go to bed is the thought of making a cup in the morning
and the only reason i go to toil is to make a cup in the office
and the only reason i get through the day is to make a cup in the evening after dinner.

VF

Yes, I am a high ranking admiral

>PUPPERZ

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Would hammer her cunt in sideways like the dirty old slag she is, bet she'll give the best blowy you've ever had too lad give her the once over trust me

personally ordered the inchon landings in the korean war

I am the ultimate shitposter on /brit/. My shitposts are legendary. My shitposts are of an extremely high quality at being low quality. I am an asset to this general for my shitposts alone.

As much as an uggo virgin freak I am i probably have the nicest nose out of all the people i know

no shit waheyyyyyyyy
9 bucks for 4 litres
back in 2010 it was 4 bucks for 4 litres
DESPerately want a mommy gf but cannot fathom having sex with a stranger or someone i am not extremely familiar with

how do you meet them

The meeting point was a giant parade ground in the middle of the old capital city, Rangoon.

dogs are not soy. takes a man of sound mind and instinct to properly train a dog. cats are there to look pretty and comfort softcunt manginas

Time to pump that iron lads

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the chad post

too selfish to settle down with anyone. dont understand the appeal

just did a cum into some toilet paper and instinctively wiped my bum with it

disgusting
she looks like a servant of sauron

poo
poo
poo
poo
poo
poo
poo
poo

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can someone tell me I just have to accept the fact that I am not allowed to do anything with my mates gf

>junkies won't get anywhere in lif-

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There's great appeal if the slag is attracted to you

Otherwise it's just work and no fun.