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opinions on Flava D lads?

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don't know why you hate spain so much, their culture, climate, cuisine etc is superior to ours

Spain on a british income would be GOAT, I spent a week in valencia, the average spanish woman tidies up infinitely better than what you see walking around manchester/london.

What is the difference between piff ting and peng ting?

Proper solid

the boss one level before you get to drumpf in the war against fascist bigots

Warwick Davis is a midget supremacist

Would shag
Tunes are okay also

Me? poshest of the posh. 'West Sussex' la, look it up on map, so you don't get embarrassed when you make some small talk with my boys

we drink the finest tea, with our jaw dropping slags while driving in our defenders. my skills include sounding properly proper and having a perfect milk:water ratio. I don't make my money being a call girl or betting on norf FC like the average bloke

Why do we have a cuck anthem tho lads?

Listen to China's anthem

>youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0

It's all cool shit about saving china from the enemies, we just sing about a certain woman who thinks she's special because she dropped out of a certain vagina, signifies our status in the world tbf, the biggest cuck nation on earth

the kino couple

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wow really here I was thinking english girls were really classy

absolute unit in all honesty. in awe of this lad's mass.

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>their culture is superior to ours
Have some self respect my man

Valencia is peng

Wish I could live in any one of Valencia, Seville, Madrid, Barcelona or Bilbao on my current income would be absolutely brilliant

Spain > here

Why does he think Turks arw white?

>insulting the Queen

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Stop turning my county into a mockery billy bob or I will give you a fistful of fives

benidorm is a soulless hellhole for lower class runts that don't know any better
why you would want to spend more than a nanosecond here i know not

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I actually love how machivellian his selection of the minieggs mug and placing it in a position of prominence was

will use this as a tinder bio and report back with the findings

>climate
>cuisine
agree

>culture
Nah, fuck off. British culture’s patrician. Can’t relate with foreigners, they may as well be aliens.

i dont hate spain, at least not as much as ive been making out
my perception of the country is tainted by my time in c*talunya
should probably give it another chance, go to madrid or something this time

have littered twice in my life and I feel awful about both times

left my bike alone for 2 weeks and the brake seized hahaha
couldn't be arsed faffin so I just let some air in the reservoir hahaha

the lad keeping the Tories from crumbling.

him and mogg will do great things

Rightfully so

in the Netherland's national anthem, they pledge allegiance to the king of Spain

What’s the point in pretending for example that getting pissed on jäger bombs and Carlsberg, throwing up outside the pub then going for some a disgusting kebab while the women fight each other in the streets is better than Spanish late night bar and tapas culture

The Spanish do life better than us that’s simply a fact

litter all the time
acton is a grim paki filled shithole, it's not like I can make it worse

one time it was -5c and I couldn't find a bin anywhere

second time it was 30c and I was on mdma and I felt like it was ok

that's the spirit

Yes lad, Madrid is the better city anyway. Been there like 15 times myself and roughly 8 times to Barcelona so I know what I’m talking about

explain

listening to ミドリ

its just a bad anthem overall, it's such a depressing dirge
we have so many great, stirring patriotic songs but that's the one they picked
tragic

Bad attitude indicative of a bad man

you clearly haven't grasped the concept of getting smashed lad
late night bar and tapas is for windbag softies

swear acton was fixed up
crossrails coming too

The music you're listening to Timothy is Japanese music.

And we're fighting the Japanese.

Every true Englishman knows the actual national anthem is either I Vow To Thee My Country or Jerusalem

Always beggars belief how intelligent people can be sucked in by politicians obviously doing stuff for pr
Like my mate thought it was amazing that Jacob rees mogg has instagram

not by a long shot lad, at least east acton
filled with slav pissheads and niggers

>republican

fuck off, roundhead.

you've become pakified

thought it was land of hope and glory desu

He has a turkish grandparent

Brits built the world while the spanish were shagging south american women

Former english colonies = among the most successfull nations on earth

Former spanish colonies = decapacitations with chainsaws

i remember the bit by acton central is nice

Are Nige had a pint in the pub he’s obviously one of us

Nah I don’t like the melody on that one. Sounds too cummy.

monged on half a glass of moscato wine

rule britannia

Ayy, comrade.

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Jerusalem is the only anthem I have any pride for
I also like that it’s about the nation rather than the monarch

the road up to acton town is nice, gentrified a bit with a lot of little cafes and stuff
i live in east acton though, unfortunately

>the past

Literally nobody that was involved in such things is alive today. It’s completely irrevant

Don't much like the Jews or gays

?

Turks are literally white tho

the beeb more like the heeb

cringe

If you hate the monarchy you hate God.

come home british man

can't say this phases me at all mate, me and the west Sussex lads have had such a strong camaraderie that any sort of bint's intimidation or half arsed banter bounces off me like a yank's house made of drywall
I reckon you're just mad that my hair is on point since I hire paki maids to do the 'do, and you're some northern fairy who can't dare mumble a syllable coherently

Death to America

maybe I do hate g*d, what you gonna do about it kid?

>going back to prison

I've never committed a crime.

yeah they're a good band innit

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its a bit silly though like 'was jesus in england n shit'
obviously not
lilke blake's allusion to based anarcho-primitivism in the 'dark satanic mills' bit

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had a proper argument with the mrs this morning, its my day off and shes at work she came on her rag last night and the sheets are stained. as she leaves she says 'you can start off by washing the sheets' and i flipped my lid at her and she stormed out crying, feel a bit guilty now but i have to keep up the act that im fuming otherwise she'll think she has one up on me

utterly incredible, stupendous post
scintillating, captivating...simply magnifique!

The last English king died at Hastings almost a thousand years ago. Never forget that. We’ve had Kings of England since, but no Kings of the English

fair

she is actually stunning in person

You met her in person? Awesome.

Based Varoufakis recognises and respects case for Scottish independence.

“Scotland has succeeded in remaining loyal to the post war consensus.”

Cites free tuition and progrssive policies compared to Westminster.

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The UK is still more productive than Spain compare, the GDP per person of both countries. That is also a result of culture.

Stop being a treasonous little bastard.

God save the quuen = British anthem
Stormzy - shut up= English anthem
Im gonna be(500 miles) = Scottish Anthem

poseur
bet you’re not even from east sussex

>me when I arrive too late to the train station and see it pulling away before I get down the stairs
youtube.com/watch?v=OzQKECQgjW8

buying clothes makes me happy

I'm the best in the scene.

they mean the same thing really, piff is just used less

I will not rest until my fellow Englishmen have been liberated and freed from the oppressive foreign regime of the Saxe-Cotheburg-Gothas

le wacky crazy japanese bands amirite
like the only good music japs make is noise right hahah boris fishmans hahah midori hahaha

won't that change with prince george? kate being english and not one of will's german relatives

ok stay in beautiful london then

Yet they have a longer life expectancy and are in general happier with their lives

Sounds like a superior culture to me

peter hitchens

he makes a good point desu
>tfw no anglo-saxon galactic confederation

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