You have 10 seconds to act as Canadian as possible

You have 10 seconds to act as Canadian as possible.

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I am Canadian

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Maple leaf, eh?

glllurrghhhgghhhtt

I'm not Chinese, but i still admit that they're our equal, fuck USA and long life to Emper- President Xi Jinping.

Eh, did I tell you burgers tried to invade us 200 years ago, eh? Also they have no free health care. What's up with that, eh?

Can't wait to watch the Superbowl tonight eh, the whole family will be there.

我们必须解放台湾!

i like niggas n gays

Im gay

I don't know who says Power Windows was their best album. Hemisphere all the way.

so this is the power of the comedic heavyweights on Jow Forums

*be forced to listen to Rush, Celine, Bieber, etc on the radio all day every day because of Soviet-style laws mandating 50% Canadian artists at all times*

Québec Libre ! Je dabbe sur ces osti d'anglais en tabarnak

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Mhhm BLACK and muslim cocks :))

ten men broke loose in '73
from mill haven maximum security
tall pictures lined up across the front page
seems like the mounties had a summertime war to wage

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how do i do that, bud

"I'll have a 20 pack of timbits and a large double double please."

Might want to throw in some BTO as well.

>He likes wh*Te girls

My (boi)pussy was made for BLACK men, fuck wh*Te ""people""

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我是加拿大人 抱歉

FUCK DRUMPF TREDUE #1 EAT SHIT CHINA #1 WE ARE ALL THE SAME MAPLE SYRUP IS GOOD LUBRICANT WHEN MUHAMMED FUCKS ME IN THE ASS

拜托不要射!

25 years since the last Canadian team to win a Stanley Cup

your teams pay more. name one american team that isn't mostly canadian players

forgot pic

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Considering the Kings became awesome this decade and nobody in SoCal even gives a shit about icefight. They can pay money though and everyone wants to live in LA.

seriously pick something other than fucking hockey if you want to compare

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''IT'S SO COLD UP HERE
GUYS IT*S VERY COLD IN CANADA DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW TOUGH CANADIANS ARE IN THE WINTER LOLZ XDDDD COLDDDDDDDDDDDDD''

Ey, after the hockey game let's all go get some poutine and pancakes with maple syrup, ey? Don'tcha just love our socialized heathcare system, ey? Ey!

At least I'm not united statesian

smokes, let's go

that pic is comfy as fuck

Sorry