/brit/
flat earth is real
190 is fucking finished
well at least he isn't a nonce
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an englishman waking up one day and deciding he's australian now is how australians are made usually
OH JEREMY CORBYN
still in bed lads
why do scots pretend to have their own language
Couple of years ago I was in a takeaway opposite a pub with some random girl and my wog drug dealer friend who is into trap and shit (obviously) but also has some weird obscure bands and shit who he likes as well (don't know how or why lol) and and some "metal" faggots came into the shop and we basically asked them a few questions about what bands they like, and what their influences are because a few were playing live that night, and they were all dressed exactly the same like all "scene" retards do.
Anyway, cut a long story short they were all faggots so me and my friend started taking the piss calling them posers and saying they make shit music, etc, and they couldn't hack the banter so they started getting pushy, we ended up fighting and fucking them up, and there were like 4-5 of them and only 2 of us, lmao.
Not so "metal" when you have your teeth kicked in and you're on the floor crying for mummy, are ya?
Think I told this story before when discussing metal and the faggots within the genre to some other retard, but still... it's just funny to me because when I think of the memory I also simultaneously hear retards doing that typical ""growly"" voice like they do in metal songs lol and then juxtaposed that mental imagery with the metal faggot crying on the floor bleeding out crying to his friends for help... comedy gold.
Virgin freaks will say its larp but this really happened in South London about 3 years ago. I will fight a cunt over music any day of the week even if I would lose
he knows he fucked up.
cau de wanty
I hope Conor beats Khabib
another rare image of 190cm / gayface when he had less hair and fell over at the bar last year
Hahaha he’s deleted his post now
State
Thats sugondese bro
>Caring about tripfags
This is why you're virgins
Lol make it a copypasta. It's all truth so idc
different person
just woke up
time for the "wake and vape"
He should speak with me.... so I could spark out the midge cunt.
Today, I've made 190 doxxed himself
What have you done?
just sent a girl a photo of my willy
a bit exhilarating
jesus christ the absolute state of 190kg.
Is there anything she can't do?
Just routed a thick suck of heavy vapestream into my lungies
I’ve done sugandese shit all day
Unfortunately I don’t think that was actually Lisicki unless he’s lying about Swansea - pic related of him on the London Overground
100ccs of strawberry and kiwi vape fluid straight down the windpipe
Thinking about writing up another memory from some of the mad shit i've done while you boys were indoors watching cartoons
Trump should regulate Facebook and Google
in a mood to chin literally any one of you cunts (not even joking) anyone near the midlands?
fucking save face faggot
that could just be lisicki in london you stupid mong
also nice filename
cant tolerate people whom'st constantly take pictures of themselves
What is /brit/s opinion of modest mouse
gf just found out I come from a gypsy family
she's not happy at all
I'm still meeting that lad from Norway on the 4th September who says he reckons he can drink me under the table
Should be fun
Hope he wasn't larping.
DAMAGE CONTROL
I don't understand all these twitter posts that start like this:
>so apparently...
>the other day my _____ ethnicity student....
>my seven year old child....
like it sounds so fake
obviously leading into a tall tale
why do they do this?
its good
Condensed a vapecloud into a spoonful of pure vape liquid and sucked it up in a dropper then plugged it in my raw butthole and squirted it all in
east mids here lad
Don’t cry you fucking rentboy I saved it from the archive because he’s posted as ‘gayface’ before
it's almost as if they're not aimed at bigots like you
How can I energise myself after a wank
190:
unattractive, weak (doesnt exercise), posts nonstop about how cool he is for doing drugs all the time, posts all the time about his mental health issues (can't see the connection between this and his constant drug abuse), virgin, trips so people know his name
me:
handsome, very strong (exercise every day), love a bit of gear but dont talk about it all the time, excellent poster, beloved by the /brit/ community, doesn't use a trip because my posts stand on their own merit
what an ugly faggot you are Lisicki
It's all bollocks to get likes and retweets
It's a form of marketing mate
They get followers from it thus make money from it if people follow through onto what they're selling
still in love with the ex
buy buy buy
consume consume consume
good little drones
think i'll go buy something
depart from me for I never knew you
mad how there will never be a book written by neets, for neets, because the act of writing a publishable book is, by definition, work, and therefore disqualifies the writer(s) from being neet
christ, if this is a defense for the guy just retire it. some 190cm(185cm) that looks as shit as that
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Also hope that Norway lad likes good music because if he likes shit music then we might end up, dare i say it.......scrapping
YOU'RE TOO SMOLL
ate a pound of shrimp over 2 days and now I have the runs
not eating shrimp again for a month
Were my favourite band for many years, don't listen to them as often now but they still probably are. Isaac is a top lad desu.
most philosophical work
h-h-h-hi user
can i see your muscles since you exercise everyday
>yanks
t. Faggots
You lads have 0 taste in music. It's baffling to me
Have you ever had one of those weeks where you just ate one thing repeatedly?
NEED my bollocks sucked
The power company should cut the power of bigots because they use electricity to spread their hate
If they don't like it they can just use candles
dont post my physique outside of Jow Forums because it's not the place. Kind of like how /brit/ is the place for british posters, not Americans
as a bored narcissist I'm loving this attention but you have the wrong lad
just fuck off you stupid yank cunts why dont you go to /cum/?
kapow!
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i listen to them much less often these days but when the show up it is always great.
maybe I was was extremely short I would then have a single memorable characteristic about myself
Prawns the size of dogs
it's overrun with canucks and chicanos
*grabs you by the neck and absolutely batters you*
please don't give them ideas
Fantastic I love them, long drive is probably my favourite album or at least top 3
if you write favorite in Britain in English class. Is it considered a grammatical mistake?
and vice-versa, is it considered a mistake to write favourite in America in English class?
Yeah.
Chicken Breast and broccoli (often)
Cheap sausage rolls (did it once and never again)
I survived on like 10 packets of cheap noodles per day before when I used to be broke. After 3 days I started getting cluster headaches probably from the sodium
*beats you up in a takeaway opposite a pub with my drug dealer mate for being a poser*
Did 190 do heroin yet
name 1 band you like.
>inb4 memes
>2.72 MB, 1771x1057
the yanks are alright lads desu
yes it's considered a misspelling
that's pretty much how I feel about them
>fat weak faggot
show us your muscles user prove you arent a fag by showing us your alleged big bulging muscles
The Carpenters
hate dieticians that prefer low calorie stuff over high nutritional stuff
like yeah a cookie has 100 calories whereas a cup of broccoli has 200 calories but that don't mean you should eat cookies
Last week I ate nothing but home-made burritos every day.
You have the taste of a 14 year old girl
lol get fucked
Why? you'd shit on anyone I said just out of spite for sake of argument because I offended you and your shit taste
Modest Mouse = fucking steaming heated microwaved dogshit in a bag that has split
Don't blame me, I don't make the rules
t. Hunter d'Gonzales III
what are some of your other favorite bands
i am genuinely curious
Wrote a version of that pasta where a guy beat up metal heads for ex-yu. Posted it there. Kinda proud of myself rn.
listening to a bit of Adam Beyer rn
all about carbs innit
especially sugar
Swansea relegation
wish I was an Ethiopian millionaire
Need an independent Sicily NOW
if you shit on someone's taste but can't demonstrate superior taste, that just makes you a hater
never used the term "hater" before but that's all you are
Junkie 190cm is back!