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>don't eat beef
>don't eat excessive carbs
>don't eat overly processed shit

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eat a kilo of beef a week, u mad soycunts?

Crispy Kale + Cauliflower Gnocchi

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CARBS ARE GOOD FOR ME

Ithink there might be actual vegans on brit
VERY grim state of affairs

fuck off grass muncher

Don't vegans get the shits cause they don't eat or something?

OH JEREMY CORBYN

that looks delicious senpai

you're one to talk mr. potato boy

dont pitch yer tents just yet lads i smell a ban abrewin

mad how many animals have died to ensure i live. thanks animals.

Vegan Gyozas, Bao Tempeh Sliders, Vegan Ramen Bowl

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gnocchi my dick up your arse

I hate to say it, but the overall quality of the board is actually worse than the quality of the average /brit/ thread.

going to do a sleep
my apologies for inciting the modest mouse autism and the subsequent mimic poster

why

would murder that

I actually am considering going almost-no-beef and less-meat-in-general for environmental reasons and to be able to consume higher quality meat when I do. It's not like you can't have a delicious diet on meat-free dishes, chicken and some pork.

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Cavatappi with grilled artichokes

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reckon I couldn't have killed myself age 9. wouldn't have a clue how

hey that's my post!
this is like a super (You)
haha

personally i enjoyed it

winding up janny and posting early news is an essential part of british culture ask anyone

bender alert

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Absolute fucking kino. Still has me in stitches.

I will deliberately strangle three dogs for every meat-free meal you eat.

Just jump off a building lmao even an 8 year old would know that.

Beef's an important industry in my town and my uncle works in the abattoir so i could consider it my duty and pleasure to eat a lot of beef.

25 days since my last wank

still no gf

Ten plumbers

taken to keeping the old thread open in another tab just in case

You won't.

janny is clearly not a fan

taking my grandad to the garden center lads, anyone want owt?

Creamy Vegan Fettuccine Alfredo with Roasted Cherry Tomatoes

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how does a prepubescent child know that they're gay?
they're not even sexually active
they should have no concept of that sort of thing

Just burned an EU flag

Got my hands tightening around the windpipe of a cocker-spaniel as we speak. Don't test me.

dizygothecaelegantissima cheers mate

brit chews through jannies like i chew through arseholes

Saw a bakkie knock a black man on the highway the other day, lads. The bakkie must've been going at least 80km/h. The maddest part is that it knocked BOTH the black man's shoes off during impact. Crazy.

to come with

Prime Mike Tyson would batter any ufc fighter any MMA virgins care to explain to me how i’m wrong?

one dead granddad

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YOUR KISS IS ON MY LIST
OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE

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I masturbated pre-pubescently.

>"You see you, you plumber from Liverpool? It's personal between me and you and I'm gonna do some serious harm to you, you big stiff idiot."
>"Ok alright, thanks Tyson. You're live on Channel 5 now.... Ok, Go on then, one more."
>"ALSO, they're gonna need 10 plumbers to do you when I've got finished with you. ALSO...you are...gettin' it, for sure. Call me out, call me any names and you are gettin' it. And you know your gay lover Tony Bellew? I'll fight him in between rounds."
>"Alright. O-ok, ok, alright. T-thanks Tyson."

Lol it's the funniest boxing interview ever recorded no doubt about it

i tell you i am so sick of quality meat in italy
its so cheap and just so good its easy to over indulge
would kill for some of the birdseye chicken dippers desu

got you covered mate
come on then lad

just a ‘netto for me la

yeah mate you don't have to steal youtube comments we get it, its funny

I want Emma Watson to utterly demolish me and defecate into the area where brain would have been if only I had one.

Shut up poof that's what he said

did you hear about JK rowling going full "oy vey" at the corbz again over jews?

MMA virgin here

That would make you a cocker-choker, my dear lad.

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wonder if my hair will fall out in the shower again

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