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shagged her last night edition

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the true /brit/?

Salary?

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HE LET IT SURVIVE

think we're safe now lads

oi dazza
its ok to post now

reporting him on qa because he deleted a page 8 thread

janny got spooked when he got reminded about the page 8 protocol

doesn't want to get fired on his first day

OI MATES HAVE A LOOK AT THIS

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Poo
Poo nigger

This one will survive.
How many threads did Janny nuke?
50?

snitchy pants

can only imagine the type of man to act like that

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is he allowed to delete a thread purely cos of OP's flag?

piss off janny

now warn the lyric posters

All flags welcome for the time being
Refugees from other generals too

>Half White Half Chinese

mental init

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he does what he likes
he's a loose cannon
a rogue agent
he does it for free

this is the one lads
can feel it

well he'll have 50 more to delete once this baby hits 270
this is why previous janitors have given up and accepted the natural order of things

Hate niggers, hate fags, hate pakis

Simple as.

lads LADS
LADSSSDDD
alri?

why don't they understand that heavy handed moderating just makes the sensible ones leave and the retards get free run?

Leena o Leena
Dil tune chheena

this but hate trannise

probably 20 or 25

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her
There's tears coming out from everywhere
The city's hard, the city's fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin' own you two bob cunt
When she wakes up in the morning
She writes down all her dreams
Reads like the book of revelations
Or the Beano or the unabridged Ulysses
Oh I really want to know
So tell me, where does all the money go
Where does all the money go
Straight, straight up her nose

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toiled so long and so hard this week that I fell got home, went for a shite and fell asleep for 2 hours on the shitebowl

man was not meant to live thusly

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can't even post anything in /brit/ any more now the janny is watching us 24/7 ready to nuke our posts

this place has turned into facebook

>go down south
>everyone is either short, brown or pitch black
what did southrons mean by this?

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frankly i think we need to spam faster to get to 270

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Terrified of freshers

/brit/ is raging a brutal gorrila war against the janny

boooooooooooooooriiiiiiiiing

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anyone want ewt from the chipper?

this is a low quality general

why are the lyric posters using up valuable posting space?

poo?, questioned the nigger
bum willy, responded the pee

>Chipper
Southerners really aren't human

your willy is rubbish

Off to the Chipomat

My life isn't even that bad yet I'm really prone to suicidal thoughts

It's such an appealing concept I just dream of fucking dying all day. What is wrong with me?

have you seen this fine lad? he goes by the name of janny or the janman. he's missing and everybody's looking for him. if you have any info, please let me know

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>saved over 200mb of images for my new gimmick
>can't be arsed perpetuating it

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the cringy pete doherty lover boy is here

Janny will get em for spamming

I’ve got 48 hours of night toil schedulesd this week and they already asked me to stay an extr 2 hours last night

Grim I tell you lad GRIM

it's called the chippy you bellend

wank story

Glad you could join us today Bradford paki

im from the south and it's called a chippy
as far as i know only ozzys call it a chipper

scallop

janny reported my threads last night and then the admins didn't ban me LOL

hate life, myself and the janny

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gonna pop by the chippadilly on the way home, want owt?

Yalta was proto-/brit/

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>as far as i know only ozzys call it a chipper
Never heard anyone refer to them as such.

do it faggot

going to the niggertorium, anybody want anything?

The libertines? Massive band

>literal child that just discovered the libertines
cringe factory working round the clock to fulfill its shipments

that's just cruel

chipper is what the irsh called it
heard it on a versatile choon

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want to text my ex but dont want to be the one to initiate because it looks beta :S

if this thread gets taken down im going to chin the first geezer i see as if hes responsible

remembering back to old /brit/
*crack*
ah, we'd get to 900 posts before the ironfisted janny would let us make a new back then
*sippp*
yep, we were pretty big

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Germans suffered more

Very earthy general this
/brit/ is earth epitomised

Saaame

Had my finger on the trigger for a few weeks now but refusing to pull it

just cause 3 is absolute poo lads
loved jc2 but can't get into this, the controls are shit and the driving is atrocious

grabbing tea from the chipporium

screaming at the state of that rug arrangement

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maybe it was just on here then
with the whole incredibly stupid hot chip issue

>Just popping down to the chipper anyone want anything from Screwfix?

Southern scum

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does janny get paid per deleted post or is it an hourly wage

got the misfortune of looking like the fella on the left

Yo
Bugzy Malone
You know?
2018 body season
I'm coming for the game this year and what
I'm coming for the game this year and what
I said I'm coming for the game this year and what
Coming for the game, yeah
I said I'm coming for the game this year and what
I'm coming for the game this year and what
I said I'm coming for the game this year and what
Coming for the game, yeah
I said I'm coming for the game this year that's me
I just switch it up on these MC's
Just so they know that I'm in a different league
I got the Mercedes, now I need speed
Paid in cash, I don't need a receipt
I think they forget that I'm the elite
The most successful independent MC since 2015
But back then I bought the BM was clean
Thought I was cold in a Series 3
Three years later and I bought the Huracán Spyder
With the suede racing seats
I told them watch how they walk with me
We went from G-elite to C63
I went from giving it away
To being on Spotify with fifty million streams
I was on Wireless main stage
And when I look back
All I could hear were screams
This year we got Parklife and it's gonna bang
Made the King of the North reign supreme
I was making the new B Malone gas
It’s gonna be in JD, no collabs
Labels tryna bring their contracts
But I'm a multimillionaire, hold that

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Call Mr Plow, that's my name
That name again is Mr Plow

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unironically in the same bind myself. especially since I'm still madly in love with her, and judging from what I've heard from mutual friends, she feels the same.

feels shite lad

and rightfully so

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>does janny get paid
*sucks in air through nose*

she's been texting me often and ive only initiated once but i havent seen her online or anything so i probs shouldnt

It's a meme you spaz

they both look peng

>with the whole incredibly stupid hot chip issue
Glad that's over, chips and hot chips makes perfect sense contextually.

hes got a really good haircut tho

fuck it im off for a shower (and wank) inabit lads x

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cheers boyo

keep waking up to the sound of children singing in spanish but by the time I'm lucid the sound has stopped and I can't pinpoint where it came from

I'm 100% serious. I think I might be going mad. It's been this way for over a week.

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oh my days you virgins who cares you're too scared of sending a text lmao pree this bunch of neeks

>Peng

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it's Chip Palace you tards

grow up