>share a terriitory to collect scallops
>French government ban their own fisherman from collecting until October
>British fisherman aren't banned by UK government
>French get mad and bitch out
You legislated against yourselves you fucking idiots. Funny how everyone else in Europe has to obey your laws at EU level, but when something doesn't go your way you act like criminal thugs
i tried to give a shit about this but i just can't user
then you can go back to talking about video games and anime lmao
t. french monkey
>fishing scallops during their mating/growing season
As always, the bongs are the enemy of Earth, Nature, and everything that is good & moral.
I thought br*tons only ate chips and paki dicks.
would you prefer them to not have a fishing season and you guys can compete on who can completely deplete the stocks first?
based
This. Sink their entire worthless island and rid the world of the bong pest.
He's on fire today. All threads about the Channel are being deleted.
Fuck the frogs Scallops for everyone. (as long as they are English)
HELLO WORTHLESS FOREIGNERS!
It is called the English channel for a reason frogs. Our channel our scallops
It's only called the English Channel in English and some cucked languages like Norwegian. It's called "the sleeve" in French, German and most IE languages.
>French
Objectively an African language now
>German
Spoken by Russian/French/American mutt rape babies
>English and Norwegian
Based and redpilled countries
Cheek mate
Why are shitskin so angry about this issue?
Did you not get your gibs or something?
>The french rules for scallop fishery are these : fishing scallop is allowed from october 1st to may 15 th (summer is reproduction time for the scallop), there is a minimal size of 11 cm (a 2 or 3 years old scallop, with sexual maturity), maximum time for each fishing trip is 24 h, for each fishery trip the maximum weight for each boat is 1,6 ton, back to ground the scallop must be delivered alive, the use of ice to keep the scallop fresh (but dead) on board is forbidden. These rules provide à high quality scallop from a sustainable fishery... britih rules (or lack of rule) are these : scallop fishery all year long (even during reproduction time), no minimal size (even scallop under the age of sexual maturity), no maximum time for each fishing trip (usually 5 o 6 days), no maximum capture weight during each fishing trip (usually over 30 tons), during the fishing trip dead scallops are preserved in ice, nevertheless these scallops are sold as "fresh scallops" though they are dropped in salt water to increase weight... You should ask yourself just why there is no scallops anymore on the british side of the Channel and plenty of scallops on the french side ?... all respect, friendship and apologies for my far from good english
>scallops
YEAH COLLECT EM
>Frenchmen
YEAH RAM EM
ALL scallops are under british rule
back to your fucking frogs
I hope Brits are realizing that this is just another pathetic Suez/Cod Wars moment for them. This is going to be your place from now on, constant humiliation from foreign power blocs. You better get used to bending the knee.
This isn't EU law. The restriction on scallop fishing is French law, and so British fishers don't have to follow it. They only do so out of a strong sense of honour and fair play. However, the way France has been treating these Brexit negotiations as a way to spite Britain and cause trouble in Europe has shown that the French don't share our sense of honour.
Oh fuck off, like you don't do the same to British fish.
There are loads of scallops off the British and Irish shore. Britain and Ireland fish for them too, it's just that we can also fish for French scallops too, and considering how France has abused our fishing waters, we should.
>Be French
>Get scallopd
One can always count on a German give a sunny, good natured opinion.
Brits should upgrade their food culture and only eat them when in season, like the French.
>tf
>tp
Hahahaha
But the brits had to retreat
Not ruling the waves anymore, I see :^)
Outnumbered 5 to 1 and they still went home full of scallops.
Sounds a lot like pirates to me
>y-y-you don't rule the waves anymore
>y-y-you're just pirates
nice mental gymnastics lad
They have a license from their fisheries authority so more like privateers than pirates.
>be Brit fisherman
>notice that scallops have been getting smaller and weaker over the last few seasons
>decide to harvest during the mating season ensuring that only the best and bravest scallops will breed and populate the Channel
>kiss your wife and children goodbye
>tip your sou'wester to Nelson in Trafalgar Square
>say a small prayer to Neptune
>get underway on the early ebb tide to save Europe from weak scallops
>things are going well
>Darwin smiles down upon you from the HMS Beagle in the sky
>suddenly a group of boats appear
>it's your friends and neighbours the French
>they have seen the brilliance of your plan and are coming to help
>Oh Anglican God no!!
>it's not friends
>it's a deranged French fleet
>they begin ramming you and firing broadsides (of Latin insults and orangina bottles) at your hull
>they have forgotten that Britannia rules the waves
>briefly consider sinking their fleet
>no, this is a good-will aquaculture mission
>use superior Anglo seamanship to outmaneuver large French fleet
>sail into port with your hold full of weak scallops
>Fair winds and following seas intrepid sailors. God bless you
OI M8 U GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT SCALLOP?
I'LL CALL THE COPPERS ROIGHT NOW
its revenge for you doing the same to our Cod
but it was around Terre Neuve and they got what they deserved, aka they're now not allowed to fish them anymore as a consequence of their retardation
>they got what they deserved
no one deserves this, especially newfies
French people do exactly the same thing, but with cod and other fish.
As always, the French are shameless agents of hypocrisy who lack any kind of self-awareness.
>fishermen should just standby while you bongoloids fish all the scallops
This had potential and you ruined it by drawing it out.
>Fuck the frogs Scallops for everyone. (as long as they are English)
My great grandfather was English. Can I have some scallops?
>the sleeve
Sounds gross like a prolapsing anus.