/brit/

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is this the new

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jannys leaving this one up

we're being dominated take those positions

he only allows OPs that portray him in a positive light

>My Dad bought me a house when I got to 18 as a present.
Requesting a Tarquin meme for this post from the last thread.

>he's given up already
the flame that burns brightest, mr. kidd

is dave the janny?

who's climbing over the fence?
is that meant to be illegal migrants
or did the stone roses die? (only gen x lads will get that reference)

Couple of years ago I was in a takeaway opposite a pub with some random girl and my wog drug dealer friend who is into trap and shit (obviously) but also has some weird obscure bands and shit who he likes as well (don't know how or why lol) and and some "metal" faggots came into the shop and we basically asked them a few questions about what bands they like, and what their influences are because a few were playing live that night, and they were all dressed exactly the same like all "scene" retards do.

Anyway, cut a long story short they were all faggots so me and my friend started taking the piss calling them posers and saying they make shit music, etc, and they couldn't hack the banter so they started getting pushy, we ended up fighting and fucking them up, and there were like 4-5 of them and only 2 of us, lmao.
Not so "metal" when you have your teeth kicked in and you're on the floor crying for mummy, are ya?

Think I told this story before when discussing metal and the faggots within the genre to some other retard, but still... it's just funny to me because when I think of the memory I also simultaneously hear retards doing that typical ""growly"" voice like they do in metal songs lol and then juxtaposed that mental imagery with the metal faggot crying on the floor bleeding out crying to his friends for help... comedy gold.

Virgin freaks will say its larp but this really happened in South London about 3 years ago. I will fight a cunt over music any day of the week even if I would lose

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today instead of going out for a date, me and the gf stayed in my place, watched a bunch of TV and played Stardew Valley co-op for hours before she went home

i never even had to get dressed

honestly my perfect date

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Howling at the lesser generals which haven't got anywhere near their bump limits yet

no its rorke
he conducts his operations from the leftypol discord as a false flag

nice try davey boy

>tfw no gf to rape when she loses at games

Oxford bender

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>>My Dad bought me a house when I got to 18 as a present.

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burns out the quickest, mr. wint

>Stardew Valley
Any good?

okay, this is epic

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>page 9
>100+ posters
>750+ posts

>given up

THE FUCKING STATE OF /BRIT/S MENTAL GYMNASTICS
may janny rule for a 1000 years

if you like comfy farming games, yes

if you are looking for an engaging, hardcore challenge, no

SWEET SENSATION
THE MUSIC THAT WE PLAY

The Verve said that the drugs don't work, but the amount of people taking drugs seems to suggest otherwise

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>If your Dad cared about you he would do the same.
Come 'ere this thread Tarqi boy

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The Beatles were all High School dropouts. If it weren't for music, they certainly would've been plumbers.

Imagine that. The hands that played "All You Need is Love" and "Here Comes the Sun" elbow deep in shit trying to unclog a toilet. Ringo would've had to survive on scraps.

one medium sized toblerone down the pork hole

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yeah but most of those people dont work

>9 months ago
BORING

Crazy to think that 9/11 was over 40 years ago now.

it's not about that, his pride is hurt and he only wants news that portray him in a positive light

every time that mongoloid posts tarquin, he instantly exposes himself as a paki londoner. Because nobody outside of his tower hamlets shack relates, or cares. Most people here are white, 18-25 male, straight home counties posters. A few from the north, one in scotland and one in Wales. But mohammed from London, we know who you are

youtube.com/watch?v=owlwpnNC6hU

I am here.

>go down south
>everyone is either short, brown or pitch black
what did southrons mean by this?

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Isn't bong version slimmed down? You had less calories than a normal size one, so that's good.

*heems you*

gas the boomers, intergenerational warfare now

>every time that mongoloid posts tarquin, he instantly exposes himself as a paki londoner. Because nobody outside of his tower hamlets shack relates, or cares. Most people here are white, 18-25 male, straight home counties posters. A few from the north, one in scotland and one in Wales. But mohammed from London, we know who you are

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One day you'll work for me so keep being mad.

god why does massage your prostate feel so nice

absolute state

janny has /brit/s balls in a vice grip mate the quicker you accept this the better

When I was 10 I used to flirt a lot with this girl who sat across from me. She was English so her accent was really hot and she had blonde hair so was pretty. She would make that lewd hand gesture of licking a girl out at me and ask me if I knew what it meant and I would tell her yea, which I did not that I had a clue why one would do it or want to.
Me and the lad who sat next to me would have this game too where we would guess the colour of the girls bras on hot days when they were only wearing white polo shirts.
Bizarre really to think who sexualized girls are from a young age but it felt completely normal when I was the same age.
Imagine looking at a ten year old girl and thinking, yea that girl talks about eating pussy.

they changed it back i think

havent spoken to my dad in 9 months since I asked him if i could borrow a hundred quid on skype for job interview stuff and he started shouting at me

Ringo would be the best plumber imo

I'm a millenioid, but I spiritually identify as a boomer. Where would I Fall in the generation wars?

>Sister and brother in law go to London for a week
>When they come back they say it was like visiting a foreign country
Ah yes, the south.

anime

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'

*climbs up onto table*
*sways slightly, sloshing beer everywhere*
OI
JANNY
*falls over*
FUCK OFF
*crawls under table*

we need to drive this janny out lads

Two people are asking me to teach them to use the darknet for drugs

fuck sake lads. how do I get myself out of this

i'm fixing a hole
where the rain gets in
to stop my mind from wanderin

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imagine being pete best
drumming in a band with your mates, then some fancy manager guy shows up and you're replaced
and your mate's band goes on to be the biggest band in the world, ever, without you

still better than being stu sutcliffe though

Described myself as jupiterian in a job interview today. They looked at me blankly.

tell them you dont want to teach them how to use the darknet for drugs

10 year old girls talk about sexual shit all the time. Just go and spend some time with them and they always bring sex up. They want to know about it. Porn has made it part of people's lives much earlier than it used to be.

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based and redpilled if true

Alri Macron

ah that's rude

Couple of years ago I was in a takeaway opposite a pub with some random girl and my wog drug dealer friend who is into trap and shit (obviously) but also has some weird obscure bands and shit who he likes as well (don't know how or why lol) and and some "metal" faggots came into the shop and we basically asked them a few questions about what bands they like, and what their influences are because a few were playing live that night, and they were all dressed exactly the same like all "scene" retards do.

Anyway, cut a long story short they were all faggots so me and my friend started taking the piss calling them posers and saying they make shit music, etc, and they couldn't hack the banter so they started getting pushy, we ended up fighting and fucking them up, and there were like 4-5 of them and only 2 of us, lmao.
Not so "metal" when you have your teeth kicked in and you're on the floor crying for mummy, are ya?

Think I told this story before when discussing metal and the faggots within the genre to some other retard, but still... it's just funny to me because when I think of the memory I also simultaneously hear retards doing that typical ""growly"" voice like they do in metal songs lol and then juxtaposed that mental imagery with the metal faggot crying on the floor bleeding out crying to his friends for help... comedy gold.

Virgin freaks will say its larp but this really happened in South London about 3 years ago. I will fight a cunt over music any day of the week even if I would lose

strongly advise you and any scum that take your example to examine op image closely
this is the reality runtoid
/brit/ cannot be tamed

>10 year old girls talk about sexual shit all the time. Just go and spend some time with them

''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
nonce detector off the fucking charts

love are celine

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Thoughts on Icecream [sic] man, lads? Trying to find a bf for my wife and he seems like a suitable candidate.

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Yea but when I was ten we didn't have the internet, not in the country anyway, just about managed dial up and you paid by the page

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postmodernist gibberish

JOHNY JOHNY
NO NO NO

We were talking, about the love that's gone so cold
And the people who gain the world and lose their soul
They don't know, they can't see, are you one of them?

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I use drugs to inspire the faerie inside of me that gives me ideas for what to post on /brit/. Oscar Wilde supposedly did the same to write poetry.

BASED AND REDPILLED

you know OP, that's really funny because Couple of years ago I was in a takeaway opposite a pub with some random girl and my wog drug dealer friend who is into trap and shit (obviously) but also has some weird obscure bands and shit who he likes as well (don't know how or why lol) and and some "metal" faggots came into the shop and we basically asked them a few questions about what bands they like, and what their influences are because a few were playing live that night, and they were all dressed exactly the same like all "scene" retards do.

Anyway, cut a long story short they were all faggots so me and my friend started taking the piss calling them posers and saying they make shit music, etc, and they couldn't hack the banter so they started getting pushy, we ended up fighting and fucking them up, and there were like 4-5 of them and only 2 of us, lmao.
Not so "metal" when you have your teeth kicked in and you're on the floor crying for mummy, are ya?

Think I told this story before when discussing metal and the faggots within the genre to some other retard, but still... it's just funny to me because when I think of the memory I also simultaneously hear retards doing that typical ""growly"" voice like they do in metal songs lol and then juxtaposed that mental imagery with the metal faggot crying on the floor bleeding out crying to his friends for help... comedy gold.

Virgin freaks will say its larp but this really happened in South London about 3 years ago. I will fight a cunt over music any day of the week even if I would lose

me at the bottom not being dominated by the government

what was that everyone was saying earlier about janny being a paedophile/not being a paedophile
do you actually have any proof one way or the other?

>stu sutcliffe
aesthetic as fuck
should've been the main beatle

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Relax, I have a tonne of cousins and they are all younger than me. They bring this shit up with cousins because they can trust you.

She must have been told about it by someone then. I would guess older sibling.

woke up
fell out of bed
unlogged a dookie to make my bread

It's common for us Europeans to mock Americans for their ignorance, and in their general overview of world history and affairs, I think its fair.

But one thing you've got to give the yanks is their knowledge of themselves and their history. The Mayflower. 1776. George Washington. The Civil War. Both Theatres of WW2.

That's a lot better than the British sense of identity. Medieval Peasants and Kings. There was an empire at one point. Then the school system indoctrinates them into the global culture and multiculturalism.
The vast majority of the English, Welsh, and Scottish public has no fucking clue about the since of the year 1707 to our nation, and that's just fucking sad.

please say whether i made any mistakes
polish retards are bullying me saying that it wasn't written in correct english but i don't believe them

>brings up sex to 10 year olds

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what song is that?

You have mistakes all over the place.

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