/brit/

did janny get him too? rough times

i am lonely and dont have much going on in my life. really kills me to see my one place of social interaction messed up now, janny pleas stop

*puts my foot down*

IT'S NOT A RULE

love pete kay

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*dips my dick in your mum*

can't imagine anything more vile than an irish liverpool customer

omg hope he's ok :(
fucking janny won't even leave the cat alone

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obese

can't imagine anything more vile than being eirephobic and scousephobic

youtube.com/watch?v=TMWSh6kZxGc

All women are the same. You think western women are hypergamous sluts who only want chad, so you move to Bangkok and resort to asian women. Yet they're just being hypergamous with you because the competition are 5'5" tiny dicked men earning £1200 a year and you look like chad compared to that. All women are the same everywhere, and for all of time.

bender

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'ello monkeh

Get a life

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fuck your cat
theyre vermin
basically just big fury rats

how long until we can create the companions that men have always dreamed of having instead?

What would happen if England, Scotland, Wales, and Ireland all combined into one country? Like tearing down any and all divisions and combining their cultures? What would they be called?

now I've got used to it I think I like not making news at 260
but I'm sure it will be back to normal in a matter of days once the janny gets tired of enforcing it

anyway, what's everyone's favourite record

get a life
bin that multitool

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cats are scum anyway, just get a new one

Just laughed out loud at /brit/ while pushing out a solid tube of poo
Love you lads never change x

gf just sent me this watercolour painting

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Fucking hell my arms and legs are thin its ridiculous

*stretches and folds arms behind head*
Ah yes, I'm enjoying the new slower pace to these threads, much better
*smokes as gentle pipe music plays*

ah yes it's a reddit mong who hates cats because they kill the occasional rat

is that one of them multi-tools with a bottle opener and screwdriver and that?
haha aren't they even allowed swiss army knives in london now?

>get a life
Don't be a fool

what the fuck ethnicity is that man
is it
the supreme copper?

Abbey Road by the Beatles

missed her so much

Reg Varney's let himself go

Daydream Nation

*steals your ring of power and lobs it in t'mount doom*
waheyyy

would gut you pathetic weasels and turn your innards to mincemeat were you ever to have the collective misfortune to cross my path

that cop looks downy

howling

Mr. Cuddles wants a word

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don't be a dick
bin that toothpick

Love that video

realize that she spread her cheeks apart a bit as she sat down to make her butt look bigger

Very odd phenotypes on display here

trying my best

*jumps in after it*

*adjust fedora*
Indeed, the pacing is very much for me.

Don't do dope. Do hope.

Constable Fowles looks a bit like the Sheikh

waheyyy hahahawo-OHHH MATE
fuck
FUCK
*scarpers*

we wouldn't cross paths
you never go outside

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I'm not

get a life
don't be a fool
be cool like me
and bin that multitool

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would it be gay to jerk off to a bit of gay porn ?

ah a fellow convert from the cat meme. My rule for cats is that they should be kept inside or not kept at all. They destroy wildlife

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a new thread is never late, it arrives exactly when janny means it to

woah///

Don't do drugs. Do hugs.

janny don't be hasty

youtube.com/watch?v=aaRZocfKNv4&t=57

Don’t be a Jew
Eat your poo

don't do fanny
respect janny

sister has lost her friends
watching her social skills slowly deteriorate

sssssssssssssss

don't be a sped
bin that thread

based
poser, sonic youth is shite and people only pretend to like them to look cool

how old is she

And they only hit until you cry
After that, you don't ask why
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore

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Reminds me of rosamund pike.

bandalf the hot pocket

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the modern man

your cat is an invasive species. Keep it inside

did well in the office bake-off lads

this one doesn't even rhyme

Traps m8

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>you never go outside
...and here we see the virgin freak in it's natural habitat, using its favourite defensive mechanism - the projection

Fuck off wanker have loved that album since I was 14
There are many wankier albums I could have said

Don't masturbate. Decorate.

secondary school

fauna in my area would mince the average tabby
that's why I have Mr. Cuddles

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frogs are worse than cats
dumb frog poster

>£650,000 per annum

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Send her my way, we can be friendless losers together.

Queen Victoria with her servants, Mustafa and Chidda,1897.

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Current listening: Lil Ugly Mane - Oblivion Access

reddit.com/user/indelible-delibird/posts/

love willy gf

Hedberg was a comedy genius

This is peak tranny m8.

Doesn't get better than this

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it's over for her
is she at least cute