Why is China buying Australia?

They're close by, have lots of minerals, US ally in the region and there's a Chinese diaspora.

They are allies
It's a good idea for China to have strong ties with Pakistan so they can fuck over India

Chinese products are almost all shit an in the long run a waste of money. I’m barely buying stuff made in China nowadays and I was also into it a while ago. Found out it was a sham.

it doesnt matter, between a 2$ shoe and 200$ shoe average consumer opts for the chinese clone goods
china also uses currency deflation, environmental laws, intellectual property laws and counterfeit goods to push their shit everywhere and damage everyone else out of business

if someone doesnt go to a war and wins, we will all work 14 hours a day in a chinese sweatshop for a handful of rice

That 2 dollar shoe will literally give you cancer. Chinese shit breaks fast, wears out fast, is made from poisonous materials with absolutely no concern for safety and quality and looks cheap. There is a reason the Chinese go for European goods immediately after they make it out of poverty. That’s not to say you should buy a 200 euro Italian leather shoe to play football, just don’t support Chinese crap.

Pakistan is allied with the US as well, weird stuff
I didn't know it went through pakistan, I thought it would go through Kazakstan/Uzbekistan/Iran or Russia
Chineses barely make any kids, they are worst than europeans when it comes to this

>THE NATIONAL Bureau of Statistics disclosed on Thursday that the newly-born population in China last year was 17.23 million, which means the national fertility rate was 1.24 percent, which is even lower than Japan's 1.46 percent.
Not sure whether to be shocked that a birth rate can reach that low or be glad it won't be the Chinese that'll be overtaking the Earth demographically in the future.

Attached: cant be serious.png (369x504, 314K)

people will always buy chinese goods, just not for themselves
if you are a construction company, you will buy chinese cement and steel, all uniforms are made in china, people will compromise health (of others) to cut costs and that is where china kicks in

russians are trying to block the chinese
chinese are also illegally immigrating to the area north of vladivostock in siberia because chinese wants to annex the area from russia, if russians can help it they will resist chinese attempts at global domination

so Russia is fighting both the US and the chinese attempts at global domination after preventing the German attempt.
Russia is the ultimate good guy of History

Chinese steel exports literally decreased 30% last year. Their technological “marvels” are a result of stealing from the West, which has now been finally acknowledged. Even if a Chinese or China-made product is 10-20x cheaper than its Western counterpart, the Western product is probably still the better investment in the long run.

Australia has many mines and low population, so it could be relatively easy to control