If your COUNTRY was an animal, which one would it be?

Mudbug

So there are only males in Turkey

>texan
Probably is

Eagle without feathers and cut off wings

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Based

Ouch...sorry to hear that.

A hippo

Everybody knows hippos are wild animals but they're even more dangerous than you would expect.

A fish.

Mosquito but with oil.

Hippos are fucking cool. They don't even eat meat but they're the most violent killers in their area.

the t*Rkoid woman is the epitome of masculinity
they force their "men" to act like cucks on Jow Forums

Shiba inu

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Good choice

Pigeon

A moose

I'm split between this qt.

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Or this other qt.

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This one most def

Japan is a good boy.

whoa. What is that?

This face disturbs me.

Potoo and it sounds like this youtu.be/DlRsRdVpudM

Ayaymama or urutaú común.
youtu.be/RUvwYK24k1c
youtu.be/VyVotf4Xsx0

Sorry, the one from the second link is pic related. Both are equally ugly though.

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Kot

Rooster or orca can't decide

A bird, probably.

a big snake

Anaconda

what do you call a cross between a lion, and a dragon?
that's us

oh shit i forgot unicorn

The reason hippos kill so many people is because stupid tourist don’t think of them as dangerous, and don’t respect them.

We all still know that Germany can be dangerous.

Beaver

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Ugly, vicious, and loud, but not even close to as evil as our reputation might suggest.

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USA - eagle

Hyenas are incredibly smart though. A lion would have been better.

A polar bear since we hunt seal.

>lions

They’ve got the laziness and stupidity, but they’re
too regal, beloved, and good looking to be America.

Plus Hyenas run shit on the plains, not lions.

there is no lion in america so it doesn't make sense. america is the bald eagle already no?

Yeah but the user proposed a hyena. And hyenas aren't native to Burgerland.
Probably. But lions are the most powerful animals on the African savanna, it might be a great analogy of the US current hegemony.

Please

You just take most of the blame. Like Japan and whales. Feels good desu