/brit/

hehehehe

cats are funny

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the ex was a paranoid skitz, tried to slap some sense into her but it didnt work lol

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>Being upset but attempting to thinly veil it with piss weak 'banter' and images of Bradley Walsh

Lame and weak 2bh now piss off gimpboy

fuck off you obese greasy yank
wouldn't want your fat rolls and nasally accent within 50 miles of our shores

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Just got 5 matches on Tinder wahey

pets for pakis, poofs and paddies.

I'm just biding my time until janny deletes this thread

they probably were chatting shit about you. chances are they despise you, that's why they didn't invite you out lmao

Need an Emma Watson gf.

Was on holiday for 2 weeks I couldn't go

true

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well chuffed about my hair now

honestly found a barber i love

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Convenient because you weren't wanted anyway

taking the equivalent of 24 credits this semester lads

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closeted gay irish paki

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This SEETHING little Irish flid

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>you think you’re good looking but you’re not
im not
i post my face here and people say stuff they wouldn't otherwise say to your face, you learn a lot its quite interesting tbf

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>file deleted

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fuck off yank

I'm 12% McDonald's grease

lads is it immoral to cheat on ur gf

what's the most efficient way of disposing cum after wanking?

>Little

Taller, stronger, more attractive and more successful than you by every measure you sad little freak, quite the obsession you have nonetheless

depends

*thinks about it*
*doesn't*

eat it

have 415

Can't wait till my pathetic existence meets its end.

this paddy is SEETHING

usually just let it dry on my chest

>Taller, stronger, more attractive and more successful than you by every measure you sad little freak, quite the obsession you have nonetheless

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Wear condom, cum in condom, flush condom.

feel sorry for the yanks in this thread, will never know how it feels to make a nice fuck off yank post to a yank

Weak

i suppose its safe to post here

le cat man

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there's a psycho girl I NEED to fuck before I die

*breaths in*
fuck off yank

Fuck off yank!

well as long as your gf doesn't find out and you don't make a habit of it

took a shit load of pills and i still want to kill myself
going to take even more

THATS WHAT I WANTED YOU TO THINK

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sounds expensive

sounds expensive

I'm watching Naruto

cum in paper towels/napkins and flush that.

thanks for the nice words

wish I could float on benzos my entire life

sounds economical

sounds expensive

>tahlah, strangah, ma ortraktif an ma sooksefuw tha yah buoy evrah mehsur ya sa lill froik, kwoy tha absesshun ya av nahnthalis

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why

you end up taking 30 a day chasing this

drugs give my life colour and depth

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seamus

get the fertilizer seamus

*gets you*

just got the best wank idea: cum in a cup and just wash that immediately after under the tap

crap thread with no bants

yeah shame
don't even enjoy getting high off them. just love the relief and invincibility medium doses give
did valium 4x a week for about a month and I didn't get addicted somehow though

Every western European flag has a shitskin behind it

Cringe

going to hike 10 miles indawoods and then hang myself and become carrion

lmao

because I want to be Sasuke so bad, and I need to learn how

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imagine the disabled gimp that typed this out

why do you come here

Fuck off you paddy bastard I’ll... *takes a closer look at your flag*

Fuck off you wop bastard I’ll wrong your neck!

dont do that la
have some water, get some sleep

so.... what you lads having?

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and why do you hang around?

am actually half irish and I could strangle you with my neck

reckon i could do some real damage to about 3-4 irish lads before i get too tired to burst the other one

>imagine the disabled gimp that typed this out

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watter

>little paddy still seething cos he cannot handle the bantz.

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>mum found the wee battles

know a half irish half italian
he is the biggest normie i have ever come across in my entire life

I could slay any saxon nigger mutt on earth

To annoy the non-Brits.

wish I were him

>Mum found the cum comb

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I am 1/8th Irish

you wish

to annoy the brits.

i think he has a xanax addiction now so you dont really