/brit/

Giggled at this post

classic

Nice

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cucked

fuck off

i will strangle you with your own intestines

cruising for a bruising
and humming for a bumming

feel like dad is a thinly veiled depressive

He's tsundere for /brit/.

hey morty..... come *burp* suck me off morty.... the universe doesnt matter morty come *burp* suck me off

so what the FUCK is this?
why is my browser lagging for no fucking reason?
and what the FUCK is this shit?

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wish i could upvote more than once

scotland yard is on to you
sick fuck

MITM

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Fuckin tune lid

nonce tracer activated

cheers thailad
i suspected as much

Check your RAM usage

Maybe it's time to update your years old firefox install?

>fleetwood mac - little lies

good lad

I’ve always been simultaneously ahead and behind my peers. I’m much smarterer than them but also dumber some times.....

hat

hello hatlad

TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG

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hahahahahahahahahahhah PISSING myself

make sure to never give out any (You)s

you are a lion not a sheep

@320
hat

I invented hatposting

hehehehe turned myself into a pickle, lois

I invented picklehat

Don't ever tell me what to do again or i'll tear you apart.

I turned myself into lois, pickle

I go into Lush shops just so the cute girls can touch my hand and rub lotions and shit into my hand then not buy anything

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i pissed and sharted my pants lois

/brit/ has the best humoUr (note the “”U”” you silly yanks!!!!!) in all the internet

NIGGERS STIFFY UH CUM REAL STICKY UH

bit o braincels to start the day

Shagged my gf last night. Missionary of course. I grabbed her tits with both hands as I came

why does this meme makes jews so scared?

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pretended to enjoy missionary sex last night. he grabbed my tits like a fucking virgin.

>rub lotions and shit into my hand
This Indian man has smooth and clear skin thanks to this one simple trick. Doctors HATE him!!!!!!!!!!!

*doesn't reply to any post*
*posts my own variation of a previous post*

*posts unfunny scottish tweet*

*poo nigger*

Prince Harry is a LAD lads.

wait what happened to the page 8 rule? janny gone to bed?

[Your location] gran stuns doctors by removing wrinkles with this £3 tip

just joined the chad left

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There hasn't been a reply to a post in the last 19 posts.
morning brit is shit

what should i have for supper lads

afternoon lads

morning brit is when brit peaks

My gf rubbed her clit as I was fucking her until she came

makes u think

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>tfw like eating pussy
>tfw the gf doesn't like it, feels uncomfortable
what do

might cop

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*pretends to be still asleep*

whenever you eat pussy both you and the girl become less right-wing

Dear libtards

there are 2 genders. Not 5, not 79, not bajillion. 2 genders. male (pole) & female (hole).

sincerely,
the alt-right aka everyone with any brains

banned from seeing female psychologists lads

Why?

rorke

I think I seduced them all or something

friendly reminder that jews are white, and any criticism you have of them is not racist

love this gimmick

redpill me on nurses

my right testicle is in pain lads, looks much more swollen than the left too

But someday I'll be living in a big old city
And all you're ever gonna be is mean
Yeah someday I'll be big enough
So you can't hit me
And all you're ever gonna be is mean
Why you gotta be so (mean)

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they're all filipinas here and need to go back

Who here is white?

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emma watson poster

ye

clearly not you

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I went in for routine surgery and they laughed at my small willy!
wahey!

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jesus

twitter.com/KATUNews/status/1034128654157008897

?

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who here has phimosis? Serious responses only, no jokers!!!

real ironic meme hours

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not me, thanks penisberg

second night in a row I vividly dream of drinking again

very mild but yes

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why doesn't she eat pork