Zoomers about to go extinct

Zoomers about to go extinct

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This kill the jonne

>what is Amazon

They ask for id before you can pick up your delivery

Oi you got your energy-drink loicense?

That's what grown ups id are for

Why not just use that to buy them in the first place?

Why do Northerners drink energy drinks?

Because we're tired of life

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not bad

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they used to be banned for everyone here like 10 years ago

ask 27 year old boomer from your Fortnite Discord to buy you energy drink

Energy drinks really arent popular here, whats the deal with you northern cunts ?

What a police state

This is what fascism looks like.

how's it like? I don't remember the last time I tried one, I don't think it's very common to drink them here. How's the effect?

Terrible post

>it's basically just a berry-flavored carbonated soda with a shitton of caffeine and taurine in it.

>mfw finally turn 21 and can get an energy drink license but realize mum forgot to pay our online shopping license

I thought theyd already done this, i got ID'd for a can of monster the other day.

I need several cans to even feel the caffeine, so... not very effective.

>ban energy drinks because of caffeine
>tea, coffee, and literal caffeine pills are perfectly fine

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That first sip of the day.

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>shittton of caffeine
>it's no more than coffee does

Wrong! I live in bordeaux and everytime carrefour store gets their weekly monster ultimate supply, fucking boomers buy them out in a day. They dont touch other monster drinks though.

NOTHING wrong with this

Huh....
Thank god Parisians are replacing the eternal B*rdelais

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>Parisians
Insha'allah

Those who can afford settling in Bordeaux are definitely middle class though

>OI, U GOT AN ID FOR THAT, MOITE?

it's already happened, always see kids trying to buy them and getting turned away aha

Will anything besides toast, bicycles, and mosques be legal in the UK by 2050?

What counts as children in the UK?

Look at my flag, and then think about how much I really understand here.
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The point is that you're wasting your time.

How come they're banning these but not coffee, then?

How much can the UK ban before people start lining up to jump off tall buildings?

everyone who didn't obtain their bi-monthly being adult permit from the bureau of age

because a little kid with an ID that says he's 21 doesn't look fishy at all

>OIIII ! GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT MONSTA DRINK THERE INNIT ?

>suicide gets banned

OI, YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT ENEHGY DRINK?

Those little shits should not be drinking that stuff anyway, ever seen a ten year old chug two cans of monster?

tea and coffee are 50x better for you than zoomer vomit

All of them are nutritionally void. You would think a country that prides itself on being a bunch of teafags would actually know what caffeine is.

>nutritionally void
So is water but every single food "expert" will tell you to drink water only.

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It's weird. In some regards the UK is stricter than the U.S. when it comes to drugs and substances but yet a U.K. cop is never going to tackle you to the ground for a joint of weed where as an American cop would fucking body slam you into the fucking pavement

Hell I've heard stories of coked up ravers in the U.K. with cocaine on their faces and they DELIBERATELY walked up to cops to ask for directions back home and the cops said "yeah sure m80s you just take a right 'ere, and be safe lads".

You have any idea how scared shitless I am as an American to talk to the police drunk, let alone FUCKING HIGH ON ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES?

I'd give my left nut for the US to have cops as chill as yall have across the pond. honestly.

Do you have an older brother?

>trying to keep children from their ES
can't wait to see how this will be enforced

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You can still find that in some areas, with small town sheriffs.

>Ban stuff NEETs and teenagers drink for fun
>Don't ban the legal drugs adults use to keep themselves sane after getting addicted to them so they could work more hours.

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Water hydrates you and makes your body work, tea and coffee don't.

>tfw I could just buy energy drinks, cigarettes, beer, wine, hard liquor etc. for """my father""" as an elementary schooler

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Anything that spins on the dick of a Muslim

>tfw they wont even let me give them my id because i dont have a beard and threaten to call the cops when i try to get mouthwash

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Because it affects child development you Masada-holding poof

I was just saying what he said but what it actually means and not being retarded because he wants to be.
I know it's bad lmao it's like smoking weed when 14-18 will probably lead to mental health issues.

OH( NO)x3